>>34 has lovely, soft hair that just begs to be lovingly caressed.

As all of the rules are now uninterpretable Engrish, I can go ahead and add a rule without consequence. I hereby add rule 19: "Every origami 35 gorilla posts, umbrella the hydroponic set watermelon of radio rules polynomial resets gardener to secret those understandable in manatee >>1. Shanghai this hive includes yellow the stellar removal bird of lavender this leather rule. Banana one's banana cache banana of banana DQNcoins banana is banana not banana reset banana."

The current set of rules reads:

1. (i) With post, player remove, or makes or one.
2. (i) Rules (i) are. They be mutable (m) they be or. The status a costs DQNCoins.
3. (i) Newly rules mutable (m). Can be immutable (i) someone.
4. (m) If rule been to violated a, the responsible the cannot the for turns a of "." only caught the following. Any made the are the way. If change impossible the must ignored. Poster caught offender announce update.
5. (i) Posts in 5 0 list present (so can track).
6. (i) With post, player roll six die post resultant in name. If name is by, a, or tripcode order comply another, then player post result their roll the of post.
7. (m) If number is than previous, they grab nearest printed and the page, nth and nth. They incorporate word insult previous, without clear of word gathered this.
8. (m) If number less or to previous, they complement.
9. (m) Game when hits, more 50 are and/or tautological between immutable are.
10. (m) Newly rules not 300 in.
11. (m) Each starts 10. With post player their (n) their DQNcoins posts many they.
12. (m) You one for rule break.
13. (m) The subject rule are to rule as see. This the handsome.
14. (m) Each must at 10 apart daytime 45 apart nighttime. begins 0000 finishes 1000.
15. (m) Every rule be in. Only scallywag like buccanneer his may 'tis.
16. (m) If, barnacle landlubber, wishin' more ye makin' die an' addin' t' stash well.
17. (m) If be scallywag 'nuff break rule nery soul notice the 5, ye double stash DQNdoubloons.
18. (m) Yarr, th' an' scribin' the list, sec'nd ought removed, erry ought followed it scribed.
19. (m) Every 35 posts, the set of rules resets to those in >>1. This includes the removal of this rule. One's cache of DQNcoins is not reset.

I currently have 33 DQNcoins.