I change a rule:
7. (m) If the number is greater than the previous poster's, they must mock/insult them.
to
7. (m) If the number (n) is greater than the previous poster's, they must grab the nearest available printed media and find the nth page, the nth line and the nth word. They must incorporate that word to insult the previous poster, without giving clear indication of which word was gathered from this rule.
>>7 is so handsome, women mistake him for Boris Karloff.