[REI] May I take your order? [Part VII] (734)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7141 21:05


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i  乂-‐ −! i What? You're still here?
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326 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9837 12:14

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!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ) >>324
i  乂-‐ −! i  Sure, this is a song thread. First, last, and only line: >>293
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  
  ``フ i´   >>325
    / \ノゝ  This is a respectable establishment. We only do adult foreskin facials here.
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327 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9837 13:59

(-^) 肛門さわって匂い嗅いだりするよ

(o^) 綾波さん、今すぐにでも肛門クリームが必要なんです!!(笑

328 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9837 16:50

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i  乂-‐ −! i 申し訳ありませんが、肛門クリーム切れてしまいました。
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329 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9837 20:06

𝗨𝗻𝘁𝗶𝘁𝗹𝗲𝗱
A song by Teh Rei

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i  乂-‐ −! i  Sorry, we're all out of that.
\ヽ .ゞ )- ノノ  
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Respected music critics have debated[𝘤𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥𝘦𝘥] the deeper meaning of Rei's cheek bulging prominently as she sings her famous line.

330 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9838 16:41

( ゚ ヮ゚) Rei! That hit new single of yours, Untitled is top of the charts! Will you sign my CD and/or face?

331 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9839 20:05

(-_-メ) Yoyoyo, are you an MC Rei fan, groupie or stalker? Answer wrong and my posse's beating the fuck outta you

332 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9840 12:29

( ゚ ヮ゚) I'm Rei's biggest fan!

333 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9840 14:46

( ಠ益ಠ) I'm Rei's biggest stan

334 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9840 22:14

( ・-・) I'm Rei's biggest fag.

335 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9840 22:28

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i  乂-‐ −! i We don't serve British food here, >>334.
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336 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9840 22:47

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\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ        ,.‐'´  And you're all going to get smacked with Rei's biggest pan
  ``フ i´ ‐ .、.., ,_, -‐''"     if you don't order something or get out.
    / \ノゝ  //
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337 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9840 23:55

( ゚ ヮ゚) Good thing I'm pansexual!

338 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9842 10:14

*SMACK*

( ×ヮ×)

339 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9842 17:14

( ´D`) Rei, if I could suggest a punishment, could you perhaps put some of Asuka's famous chili in a cup, drink it whole, and projectile puke it in any obsessive fans general direction?

340 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9842 17:17

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                              ゙゙!!!,,,,,,,,       ,,,,,,,,,!!!゙゙ ←>>339
                                   ゙゙゙゙!!!!llllliiiiiiiiiilllll!!!!゙゙゙゙
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341 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9842 18:07

($ v $) Hey, I smell an opportunity for profit! Anyone hurt need a lawyer?

342 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9842 22:47

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343 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9843 06:17

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i  乂-‐ −! i Just because Asuka's hot buttered rum is an
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  opportunity for 𝘮𝘦 to profit doesn't mean
  ``フ i´  shoving your head up a customer's ass counts as
    / \ノゝ"  "smelling an opportunity for profit."
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344 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9844 12:12

    人
  (´ー`) yo, give me one ironic redbubble t-shirt of garfield stuck in the eva saying "i hate tuesdays and sundays" please
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345 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9844 14:06

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i  乂-‐ −! i Everybody's always telling me what they want me to do for them.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  When was the last time someone said, hey Rei, what 𝐼 do for 𝑦𝑜𝑢?
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346 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9844 17:21

    人
  (´ー`) Can I poop in your mouth for you?
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347 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9845 02:56

>>345
OK, but what have you done for me lately?

348 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9845 03:53

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i  乂-‐ −! i I hired an exorcist to banish you from the physical plane, faceless phantom.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  They'll be here in early 1994.
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349 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9845 20:22

      /ノ/ノ
      // /⌒フ ))
     (⌒ノ;;::::ノ    Hello, I'd like to order a pint of fresh human blood, please.
   /(◎◎)\ ̄\_   I'm partial to A+, but I'll take whatever you've got.
  ノ   ./   |

350 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9847 20:18

Famous sitcom star Rei Ayanami was found dead in mysterious
circumstances at her diner today, completely drained of blood.
Witnesses stated that her last words were "Sorry, we're all out—"
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 ____      clik     ∧_∧     
/  /   | |       + ◇⊂(・ω・ ヽ That's enough news for today.
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351 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9847 20:29

-out of control. Clonepa's thread hijacks are-
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/  /   | |       + ◇⊂(・ω・ ヽ BORIIIINNNNG.
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352 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9847 20:52

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i  乂-・ ・! i Hello there! My name is Clonepa.
\ヽ .ゞ ω ノノ  
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353 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9847 20:54

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i  乂- ・ ・ ! i Sorry about that. This desiccated skinsuit is a bit of a loose fit.
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354 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9847 22:36

( ・-・) Hey, I'd like to order a dead kitten, wrapped in bacon and cooked until crispy, with a side of fries and extra mayo.

355 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9848 05:26

( ゚ ヮ゚) Hey I'd like to order a bowl of the petals of those south korean penis flowers

356 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9848 11:23

just water for me

357 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9848 12:03

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i  乂 ・  ・ ! i  I don't know how to make any of those.
\ヽ .ゞ ω ノノ  Would you like a nice cup of turkey flavoured reconstituted meat blancmange instead?
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358 Name: Succus!kQKISuccus!!Q6gdySll : 1993-09-9848 15:54

°˖✧◝(⁄⁄・⁄ヮ⁄・⁄⁄)ノ◜✧˖° i'd really like a crème brûlée, if that's alright.

you all post with faces when you rp so i thought i'd do it too, hope it's okay ^_^

359 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9848 19:37

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i  乂 ・  ・ ! i  It's always alright to really like things.
\ヽ .ゞ ω ノノ  I really like ice cream, and butterscotch, and my best friend Beady Eyes!
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360 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9849 01:32

(@-@) NERV R&D here. We just finished making another Rei clone, and, at the commander's request, a clone of his son. But, y'know... With the chromosomes and such screwed around so... Now he's got a daughter. We'll be sending the both of them back here in a few hours... In the meantime, can I get an order of soylent green and some blueberry tea?

361 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9849 22:58

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i  乂 ・  ・ ! i  Err... I'm not sure how to make those.
\ヽ .ゞ ω ノノ  Remind me, what ingredients go into soylent green?
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362 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9850 00:26

( ´∀`)Country goodness and green peaness.

363 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9850 10:12

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    i  乂-‐ −! i  All right, I'm back.
    \ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  Clonepa, please get out of my dead clone's skin suit.
      ``フ i´    I need to eat it to regain my strength.
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364 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9851 16:35

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  ``フ i´
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  /__i |丱!|  ( ・ω・) It's all yours!
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365 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9851 22:43

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i  乂-‐ −! i *munch* *munch* Thanks, buddy. *munch* *munch*
\ヽ .ゞ )¬ノノ  
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366 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9853 20:40

( ・-・) I hope you washed that first.

367 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9853 21:28

(oДo) ...

368 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9853 23:52

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i  乂-‐ −! i Gotta populate my intestinal flora somehow, kiddo.
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369 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9854 02:26

( ・ω・) Hey, considering large portions of this place are covered in a substantial layer of three-week-old feces, I'm not 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 unsanitary! Relatively speaking.

( ・ω・) Boy, though, am I glad the coronavirus took away my sense of smell.

370 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9854 05:34

(-Ц-) Go away Clonepa. You're not very fun.

You do bring up a good point, though. This place does stink!... We need to hire a janitor or something, but who in their right-mind would work for minimum wage cleaning shit in a diner populated by mental patients, run by a psychotic, bitchy clone? Uh, no offense, Rei.

371 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9854 09:00


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i  乂-‐ −! i You're the only customer I've had this year.
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372 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9854 22:58

( ・ж・) Hey, can I get a woolly mammoth steak, with a side of dodo drumsticks?

373 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9855 03:58

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i  乂-‐ −! i Those are both out of season. Anything else?
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374 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9855 11:01

    / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄\
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   |Y  Y       \
   | |   |       ▼ |  Where my breadsticks at gringo?
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375 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9855 16:02

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i  乂-‐ −! i Where's your body at, mutant?
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376 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9858 23:29

    / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄\
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   |Y  Y       \
   | |   |       ▼ |  It wasted away waiting for breadsticks.
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377 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9859 02:31

( O _ O) Holy shit! Your eyes are dilated like crazy, man! You on the dope or something?

378 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9859 03:39

    / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄\
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   | |   |       ▼ |  Ketamine. The vet prescribed it.
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379 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9859 12:24

       ,. -ー- 、
      {∧_∧}
       (´・ω・`) I'll take one netzine about ronald mcdonald trying to cook garfield so he can feed the victims of 9/11 with his hatred of mondays and love of gumby
     (二二二)
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380 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9859 22:09

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i  乂-‐ −! i I don't know what a "netzine" is, but based on your description,
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  we do not and never will sell netzines at this establishment.
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381 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9859 22:29

    / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄\
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   |Y  Y       \
   | |   |       ▼ |  It's slang for fly netting, because your minge is so filthy it keeps attracting them to the restaurant
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382 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9860 18:15

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i  乂-‐ −! i I think we have some old cat gumbo in the back.
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383 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9860 20:37

       ,. -ー- 、
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       (´・ω・`) I want to craunch a marmoset
     (二二二)
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384 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9861 14:41

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i  乂-‐ −! i I have mind to vomit.
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385 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9864 22:10

(/ω\) C-can I have a Hawaiian pizza, hold the ham, extra pineapple?

386 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9865 00:54

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/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ −! i Did you know that burning in your mouth when you eat pineapple is from it digesting you?
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  So the pineapple needs to place the order.
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387 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9865 09:02

(/ω\) I watched that YouTube video too.

388 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9865 10:29

(/ω\) P-please, miss, I just want to be digested.

389 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9865 22:45

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i  乂-‐ −! i Try Marty's.
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390 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9865 22:57

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|∵ /  三 | 三 | Don't look at me. Beady Eyes already has the vore market locked down.
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391 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9865 23:29

one comically oversized rice ball please

392 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9866 01:24

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!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ −! i How do I know
𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 not a comically oversized rice ball?
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393 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9866 11:46

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394 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9867 06:01

"owl" have one of those

395 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9867 23:24

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!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ −! i Who said that?
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396 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9868 07:35

"owl" I did!

397 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9868 18:23

(・∀・) Hoo said that!

398 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9868 18:23

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!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂 *゚ー゚! i "owl" I did!
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399 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9869 22:08

(*´Д`) Hey, can I have an extra large 400get, with extra sauce?

400 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9870 20:38

( ^v^) Sorry buddy, but the 400get is mine!

401 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9870 21:47

( ・-・) 400GE- awwww fuckbuckle shitwhistling farthammer pissnickel wadpacker pusbucket fatbastard cocknipple toesucking dickpenis!!

( ・-・) I hate you all.

( ・-・)

( ・-・) May I have a diet coke to go, please?

402 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9870 22:27

(・∀・) Do you support eating poo-poo?

403 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9870 22:45

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ  >>401
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ) Sure. What size cup would you like?
i  乂-‐ −! i  We have small, medium, large, extra large, extra extra large, gargantuan, titanic, apocalyptic, or US national debt.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  
  ``フ i´   >>402
    / \ノゝ   I don't support eating.
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404 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9870 23:11

(・∀・) Do you support eating poo-poo more or less than other forms of eating?

405 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9871 01:02

(・∀・) Do you support eating poo-poo more or less than other forms of defecation?

406 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9871 01:02

Rei sure is talkative.

407 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9871 16:24

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i  乂-‐ −! i Can I interest you in ordering something or getting out?
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408 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9871 19:42

(・∀・) Then give me a big serving of poo-poo.

409 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9871 22:12

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i  乂-‐ −! i What flavour?
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410 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9873 00:37

(・∀・) Rocky road.

411 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9873 16:18

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/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ −! i That comes with a side. Would you like coleslaw or potato salad?
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412 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9877 13:57

(・∀・) It was just a joke, lady. I didn't expect an interview here.

413 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9882 21:13

   -‐‐- 、  Can I get you a drink with that?
/     ヽ  Any sides or condiments?
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ) Will there be anything else?
i  乂-‐ −! i  Cash or card?
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  Do you have a loyalty card?
  ``フ i´   Would you like a receipt?
    / \ノゝ  What's your social security number?
  /__i |丱!|   And your mother's maiden name?
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414 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9883 00:10

(╬ಠuಠ) CAN I GET AN ORDER OF RELIABLE SITE ACCESS?

415 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9883 05:43

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i  乂-‐ −! i 
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416 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9884 11:00

(´艸`*) What's today's soup of the day?

417 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9884 12:36

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!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ) 
i  乂-‐ −! i Tang. Hugs not included.
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418 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9884 13:00


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 ( ・∀・) < I'm tired of the soup du jour!!
 (つ   つ 
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419 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9884 13:35

(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ Can I make an interracial porno with you?

420 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9884 15:42

   __    
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 ( ・∀・) < How? We're both Shift-JIS!
 (つ   つ 
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421 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9884 23:30

(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ But I use Text Art formatting!

422 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9885 00:22

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/     ヽ  
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ) 
i  乂-‐ −! Are you guys ordering something?
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423 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9885 14:54

   -‐‐- 、  
/     ヽ  
!  ! 人|,.iノl_Damn it, my dialogue embedded itself in my hair again. 
i  乂-‐ −!Where did I put my comb?
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424 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9885 18:37

( -_-) Get me a whiskey sour.

425 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9886 10:47

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/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ −! i Would it kill you to say "please"?
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