(-^) 肛門さわって匂い嗅いだりするよ
(o^) 綾波さん、今すぐにでも肛門クリームが必要なんです!!(笑
( ゚ ヮ゚) Rei! That hit new single of yours, Untitled is top of the charts! Will you sign my CD and/or face?
(-_-メ) Yoyoyo, are you an MC Rei fan, groupie or stalker? Answer wrong and my posse's beating the fuck outta you
( ಠ益ಠ) I'm Rei's biggest stan
( ・-・) I'm Rei's biggest fag.
( ゚ ヮ゚) Good thing I'm pansexual!
( ´D`) Rei, if I could suggest a punishment, could you perhaps put some of Asuka's famous chili in a cup, drink it whole, and projectile puke it in any obsessive fans general direction?
($ v $) Hey, I smell an opportunity for profit! Anyone hurt need a lawyer?
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(´ー`) yo, give me one ironic redbubble t-shirt of garfield stuck in the eva saying "i hate tuesdays and sundays" please
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(´ー`) Can I poop in your mouth for you?
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( ゚ ヮ゚) Hey I'd like to order a bowl of the petals of those south korean penis flowers
just water for me
(@-@) NERV R&D here. We just finished making another Rei clone, and, at the commander's request, a clone of his son. But, y'know... With the chromosomes and such screwed around so... Now he's got a daughter. We'll be sending the both of them back here in a few hours... In the meantime, can I get an order of soylent green and some blueberry tea?
( ´∀`)Country goodness and green peaness.
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(-Ц-) Go away Clonepa. You're not very fun.
You do bring up a good point, though. This place does stink!... We need to hire a janitor or something, but who in their right-mind would work for minimum wage cleaning shit in a diner populated by mental patients, run by a psychotic, bitchy clone? Uh, no offense, Rei.
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( O _ O) Holy shit! Your eyes are dilated like crazy, man! You on the dope or something?
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(´・ω・`) I'll take one netzine about ronald mcdonald trying to cook garfield so he can feed the victims of 9/11 with his hatred of mondays and love of gumby
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(´・ω・`) I want to craunch a marmoset
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(/ω\) I watched that YouTube video too.
one comically oversized rice ball please
"owl" have one of those
"owl" I did!
(・∀・) Hoo said that!
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i 乂 *゚ー゚! i "owl" I did!
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( ^v^) Sorry buddy, but the 400get is mine!
(・∀・) Do you support eating poo-poo?
(・∀・) Do you support eating poo-poo more or less than other forms of eating?
(・∀・) Do you support eating poo-poo more or less than other forms of defecation?
(・∀・) Then give me a big serving of poo-poo.
(・∀・) Rocky road.
(・∀・) It was just a joke, lady. I didn't expect an interview here.
(╬ಠuಠ) CAN I GET AN ORDER OF RELIABLE SITE ACCESS?
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i 乂-‐ −! i Tang. Hugs not included.
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== THE REI'S DINER ==
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(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ Can I make an interracial porno with you?
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( ・∀・) < How? We're both Shift-JIS!
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( -_-) Get me a whiskey sour.