∧＿∧
（ ・ω・） ∧∧
＿＿__（つ日_と)＿ ( ﾟ∀ﾟ ) Remember part III? Good times.
.／ ＼ 旦⊂ Ｉ
<＼※ ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿__ヽﾉ
ヽ＼ ※ ※ ※ ※ ※ ※＼
＼`ー──--------──ー>
（ ・ω・） Remember how you tried to kill me, twice?
（・ω・ ） Planet Earth is blue and there's nothing I can do.
╭(＊●ᴗ●)ノ Hey over there! Got room for more useless characters?
( ・ω・) Oh god, I can see them now, anthropods everywhere, Spiders and house centipedes, thousands of house centipedes.
( ・ω・) Don't worry, I keep those in a safe place for you.
( ・-・) Where!?
( ・ω・) A safe. Place.
( ・-・) Goddammit, Clonepa. You know things only ever go into that Raiders of the Lost Ark warehouse to get "lost", right?
( ・ω・) My shed has a great indexing system, unlike Grandpas shed, that things a huge clutter with all the bodies of unused characters.
( ・ω・) We're going to meet neath that beg Exxon sign that brings us first city light.
Don't think, feel, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
( ・ω・) Shut the fuck up you worthless piece of trash
7 7
( ・・ω・・) No wait, it's Isopa.
:) Hello guys I got lost on my way to the hamburger store can you help me go-AAAAAHHHH WHAT IS THAT?
(: :w: : ) munchmunchmunchmunchmunchmunch
( xxωxx)
⊂ ・ ω ・ ⊃ Hello everyone! My name is Autonomous Centipa Section.
But then he calmed down. All was peaceful in the land
The dog calmed down though. All was peaceful in the land.It was also revealed that the dog's name was in fact Jake Seife.
( ˂ω˃) Baooeeoeoeoooeeooeorrr
( ⁰ヮ₀) Bahjururrrrr 99GET
( ・-・) Not.
( ・-・) Even.
( ・-・) Trying.
( ・ω・) Hi Hi Hee! It's post 103!
Now, watch our timelapse footage of Beady Eyes sitting
right next to the 100get while the get itself rots away.
It's like he couldn't even see it!
￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
＿＿＿＿ ∧_∧
/ / | | (・ω・ ) Wow.
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( ・-・) Did someone say 'shitposts'?
( ˃ ヮ˂) HAVE SOMEBODY SHIPPED TOASTS?!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Yeah!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The power of mittens compels me!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) To knit mittens and mail them to my friends!
( ・ω・) I sent you a cupcake once.
( ・-・) You wrote “I WILL PEEL OFF YOUR SKIN” on it in blood red icing.
( ・ω・) You must have been holding it upside down. It said "HAVE A HAPPY POOP AFTER YOU DIGEST THIS!"
( ・ω・) I know how much you like pooping.
( ・-・) Sure, but not for 4 days at a time.
( ・-・) I didn't even know anthrax was a laxative.
( ・ω・) But, but ... the adorable way you ran around the studio hallways yelling like a little kid and dribbling poop everywhere! I thought you were having fun!
( ・ω・) That's three episodes away. Call back next month!
( ・ω・) Hey kids! We have a surprise for you on this week's show!
( ・ω・)
( ・ω・)
( ・-・) Well? What is it?
（ ´_⊃｀） Remember me? I'm pretty sure we have pelvises.
( ・ω・) Hi! My name is Clonepa! Who are you?
( ・ω・) You have a very large nose, did you know that?
( ・-・) I thought you were bald
∧,,,∧
y ´･ω･｀ヽ I think I have a prion disease now.
`! i
ゝ c＿c_,.ノ
(・∀・) He's dead! He's dead! He's the fat, dead, man!
(・∀・) Is a P.O. box fine?
(・A・) Grandpa I think I messed something up!
( ・-・) Here, take these pills!
(-∀-)
( ´ω`) Run it through again and see if that does the job, Cindy.
ノ⌒ヽ_
（ ・ω・） No! I deserve to live!
ι～ﾍ_丿
How do you survive freezing temperatures? Do you become icepa?
( ・ω・) It's so cute! Like a mini Australia.
(・∀・)つロ I found a sponge!
ノ⌒ヽ_
（ ・ω・） Keep it away from me!
ι～ﾍ_丿
( ・-・) How is the puddle "still" alive? It was never alive to begin with. The Clonepa was dead before it put in the liquefier.
( ・ω・) Huh? We don't die. We just go into a kind of hibernation state.
( xωx) Like this, except with less talking.
( ・ω・) Then Grandpa can harvest us for all sorts of fun things!
( ´ω`) 茶
I named my butt Philadelphia.
￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
＿＿＿＿ ∧_∧
/ / | | (・∀・ ) Reruns again?
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( ・-・) Screw it, I'm going home.
( ・-・) 200ge OH FUCK ALL YOU FAGGOBEEFY BUTT WRANGLERS
In other news, annoying comic foil Beady Eyes has once again
been dropped from the Everybody Loves Clonepa show for
swearing during a rerun. We didn't bother to try to reach him
for comments. Not like anybody c-
￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
＿＿＿＿ clik ∧＿∧
/ / | | + ◇⊂（・ω・ ヽ That's enough news for today.
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∧＿∧ ∩ ／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
（ ・ω・）/ ＜ Sensei, why don't you sniff permanent markers instead?
＿ / / / ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
＼⊂ノ￣￣￣￣＼
||＼ ＼
||＼||￣￣￣￣￣||
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ノ⌒ヽ_
（ ・ω・） Can someone add a cup of water to me? I'm feeling soupy.
ι～ﾍ_丿
ノ⌒ヽ_
（ ・ω・） It's a callback. Kids love them.
ι～ﾍ_丿
( ・-・) Stop doing whatever the fuck you did that made you into a door!
( ・-・) It's unnatural and gross!
＿＿_
| ･ω･.|
| o.|
| |
|( ・-・)| Humiliating.
￣￣
(・∀・) It's not humiliating, it's adoorable!
＿＿_
| ･ω･.| Hoody doop!
| ・∀o| Seriously, my eye really hurts.
| ´ω`.| You've got a doorknob stuck in it, Junior.
|( ・-・)| Will someone end this damned episode already?
￣￣
( ・ω・) Gwooooood Moooooorning!
|WWWWW|
(・ω・) Hi Cleanpa! I am Crownpa.
[Tense moment]
( ´ω`) I have Highly Effective Bowel Syndrome
( ⧭⬳⧭) FFMFMFMFMFMFFMMFMFMF
( ´ω`) In accordance with the law, we can't grow clones with genitals.
( ・-・) First my ears, and now my genitals.
(・∀・) Grandpa's just senile. Keep looking, you'll find it.
( ´ω`) Should I have put them under the mattress?
( ・ω・) Hey buddy!
( ・ω・)つ o-o Check out this five-pound dumbbell I found!
( ・ω・) ...
( ・ω・) Think fast!
( ・ω・)つ toss ==== o-o
o-o`-・) bink
( ・#-・) MOTHERFUCK!
( ・ω・) Thank you, Lifebringer!
( ・ω・) Hey kids! Tonight's show is The Return of Clonepaggurath!
( ・ω・) Watch as the Black Goatpa of the Woods With a Thousand Young sings and dances and entertains you all in a manner most mind mangling!
( ・ω・) Our musical guest will be the world famous Yiffacato Five!
( ・ω・) Also we'll have a bunch of crying babies in the audience.
( ・ω・) They were our guests some time ago too, in fact I think we've had this same discussion 6 or 7 times with the fursuits as well. It's an endless recursion of time.
( ・ω・) Suddenly Haruhi.
( ・ωωωωωωωωωωωωωωω・)Hi I'm milespa. Do you guys know any funny jokes? I love jokes.
( ・ω・) Hi Milespa! My name is Clonepa!
( ・ω・) You have a lot of nutsacks.
( ・ωωωωωωωωωωωωωωω・)Do you guys know any funny jokes? I love jokes.
( ・ωωωωωωωωωωωωωωω・) NEVER!
( ・mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm・)
( ・ω・) How did you all talk with no nutsack mouths?
( ・ωωωωωωωωωωωωωωω・) I'm still waiting on some funny jokes.
( dmd) jizz. . . jizz. . .
（ ・ω・） The show must go on, in quiet isolation here behind my wall.
（ ・ω・） Waiting for the worms to come.
THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE
Thank you, thank you thank you thank you!
ba'a'a'a'a'a
￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
＿＿＿＿ ∧_∧
/ / | | (・∀・ ) Yay!
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( ・-・) Activate the self destruct system, ( =0=)
( ~0~) HARDWARE DAMAGED. SYSTEM FAILURE BZZ KRZZZT.
( ・ω・) Looks like the semen messed him up pretty bad.
C:\Users\Clonepa\Documents\surreality\clones\games\~(^-^)~.exe
( ・ω・) And by revolution, I mean it's time to reformat the hard drive. You wouldn't believe how many trojans got on that thing.
( ͡° ω ͡°)つ❤
( ͡° ω ͡°)つ♥
( ・-・) Does that mean I can keep my job until then? I've got a Woman's Studies degree to pay for.
( ・ω・) I guess, fucking smartass
( ・-・) Huslex town, nununu nununu Mexican brown!
( ・-・) Dunununu Huslex town, nununu nununu Mexican brown!
( ・-・) Clonepa crap ass
( ・ω・) You're still fired, by the way.
( ・-・) I want my goat suit back.
( ・-・) Nunununu south of the Rio Grande, dun nu why don't you give me some Mexican!
( ・-・) blublublublu nunun-
( ・-・) ah, fuck it.
|彡
( ・ω・) Nunununu south of the Rio Grand.
( ´ω`) Hey, that's pretty catchy. You should work that into the show.
(・∀・) Grandpa, what's a government?
( ´ω`) A giant societal malignant tumor that keeps growing and devouring all resources until the host country is dead, my boy.
( ´ω`) Oh no, the government has shut down!
( ´ω`) Now who will waste our money, spy on us, hold us in contempt, and wage illegal wars? How will we go on without it? It's a crisis!
( ´ω`) Look at me, I'm dancing a jig of despair over here!
( ・-・) Do I detect just a trace of sarcasm?
( ´ω`) I'm so upset I may have to bake a giant Chocolate Shutdown cake and invite all my friends over to join in the panic!
( ´ω`) You can't come.
( ・-・) Good. I know what goes in those cakes.
( ・-・) Besides, I got a new job! I'm putting up BarryCades around open air monuments and parks so that people can't enjoy them during the Big Ol' Giant Shutdown!
( ・-・) It's a mean, spiteful and stupid job, so it's perfect for me!!
( ´ω`) Hang on. Didn't we blow up all the governments in the last Clonepa thread?
( ・-・) Yo, I'm Beady Eyes.
( ・ω・) Got me there.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Yeah, whutup?
( ・-・) Yo, I'm flat mouth beady eyes.
( ・ω・) We got a great show coming up for you today, kids!
( ・ω・)
( ・ω・)
( ・ω・)
( ・ω・) maybe. wwwwww
( ・ω・) Clo Nippa
( ・ω・) reep bijit reep bijit jork
( xωx) -kshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
( ´ω`) Gah. Throw him in the bonfire with the others.
( ´ω`) Get me a fresh one to host tonight's show, too.
( ´ω`)⊃ω Quick, Timmy, put this nutsack over your beak!
(・ω・) Uh, hello kids! We've got a great show for you tonight!
(・ω・) I don't know what's going to go on, but it'll sure be fun by golly willickers!
(・ω・) Our musical guest tonight is the bluescore band FlatMouth.
(・ω・) See you soon!
( ・ω・) (・ω・)
( ・ω・) (・ω・) What?
( ・ω・) My name is Clonepa. How are you?
(・ω・) Cool. You can have the show back now.
(・∀・)⊃ω and take this with you.
( ・-・) If you make me sing that song, I will sing it at the resonant frequency of your ship, causing it to explode.
( ・-・) And now, back to Everybody But Me Loves Clonepa, filmed right here in Beautiful Foodabucky.
( ・-・) Sh-shut up
( ・-・) Baka
( ・ω・) You think I'm preeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetty
( ・ω・) You want to kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis me!
( ・-・) Okay, I'm back to pure hate for you now.
( ・ω・) I like you!
( ・ω・) I also like ice cream. Do you like ice cream?
( ・-・) Last time I went, they tried to deep fat fry ME.
( ・-・) Foodabucky is a horrible place.
( ・ω・) Deep fat-fried rabbit?
( -ω-) MmmmmMMMMMMmmmmmmm....
( ・-・) kiss me darling (ω・) okay
(ω・) I've got half a mind to read a book.
( ´ω`) Timmy, I told you to stop messing with the clone vat controls!
( ´ω`) Now what are we going to do with you?
(ω・) I like cake half the time.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Don't kill Halfpa! He's kind of cute!
(・∀・) I'd say he's about a 5.
☆ o , ★
, o 。 , o
。 , ｧ 。
★ ／/ 。ﾟ ☆ ﾟ
ﾟ ／ i. ,
o / i , o 。 ﾟ
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☆ | ;, (・ω・ ) Up next, it's Grandpa's Story Hour!
| 'i, |⌒⌒と )
'i ﾄ､/⌒⌒ヽノ___,ｬ ゜ 。
o 'i ｀～～~｀ ,;'
丶, ,／ ☆
' ｰ- - - r '´
A poor mountaineer who could barely keep his
family fedpa.
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
( ｀ハ´) Really?
//＼￣￣且＼
／/ ※.＼＿＿＿＼ ＿＿＿
＼＼※ ※ ※ ※ ※ヽ .|＼＿＿＼
＼`ー──────ヽ _| |ｒ――ｔ|
──────── .|ｌ＼||=：@：||、
|ｌ || ￣￣￣||
.＼||＿＿＿_||～
Then one day, he was shootin' at some foodpa,
￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
You're not even trying any more, are you?
＿＿＿＿ ∧∧ ∧∧
/ / | | ／ (・∀・)(´ω` ) Nope.
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(u ・) halfpa face
(u ・) How do you keep on living?
( ・-・) -pop- (・u)
( ・-・) Self loathing is a dark and dismal place.
( ・-・) This is even grosser than that yukkuri stuff.
MMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
～～～～～○～～～～～～～～
。
ﾟ
＜⌒／ヽ-、_＿_
／＜_/＿＿＿＿／
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
clonepa crap ass
( ˃ ヮ˂) Hey clonepa, do you remember that ELECTROCLASH thing? It was so huge when you were young.
( ・ω・) -pop- ( ・ω)
( ・ω) I liked ELECTROCLASH before I was born
( ・ω)
( ・ω) -pop- ( ・)
( ・) -pop- ( ・)
( ・)( ・) Hi I'm boobpa!
( . )( . ) Now I am old boobpa.
( ˃ ヮ˂) clonepa, you know what? God bless America. You did everything right in the WW II to save our world from ugly commies. Take the flowers, they are for you.
( ・ω・) I'm sorry, we can't run Sybian ads during our show. The target demographic is way to young to be playing with those things.
( ・ω・) What are they for, anyway?
( ・-・) It's "kawaisosu" - http://4-ch.net/ascii/kareha.pl/1112629846/236
( ・ω・) I think he's condescendingly delicious.
( ・ω・) Okay!
( ・ω・) You're my best friend forever!
( ・-・)
(・-・ )
( ・-・) Now where's that sniper AA when I need it?
(・∀・) Hey Clonepa! YOU SUCK!
( ・ω・) Don't be such a grouchy Gertrude.
( ・ω・) Don't be such a panty-twisted Prunella.
Don't be such a Debbie Downer.
( ・ω・) Uh oh! The ghost is back!!
( ・ω・) Whew! That was a narrow escape, kids!
( ・ω・) -pop- ( ・ω)
( ・ω・) Or even a gramophone.
( ・ω・) I know all your other friends call you on the homophone.
( ・ω・) Just me.
( ・-・) That's not true I have lots of friends and a hot girlfriend back in Jersey who I call every night I was King Shit in Jersey let me tell you
( ・-・)
( ・-・) You don't have any genitals.
( ・-・) Yes I d-
( ・-・)
( ・-・) I think we already did this bit.
( ・ω・) Did we? Must have been a previous me, then. No worries.
( ・ω・) Let's pick it up on page 465 of the script then.
( ・ω・) "And that's why he's so mean!"
( ´ω`) I'm pretty sure we understand him perfectly well.
clonepa crap ass
( ・ω・) Hey, now! This imposter has been smearing my good name for far too long, and I won't metaphorically stand for it!
( ・ω・) I don't even have an ass!
( ・ω・) Hi, big swirl of dots with a giant hand, my name is Clonepa!
Back in the normal world
( ・-・) Where's Clonepa
( ・ω・) Hey I'm in limbo. The part of limbo all the side characters that were too shitty to make it into the show!
（ ﾟ mﾟ） How do you know you are in limbo. How do you objectify something like that. Out of all the possibilities why choose that one. You are being a little stereotypical.
(Θ⌓Θ) Can I be on the show Clonepa?
( ・ω・) The sign over there says Welcome to Limbo.
( ・ω・) Sure! You can clean up the elephant poop to start!
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＿ ハ _ハ＿___ノ |
/| |（ -ω-） | ノ |
||, ～～'⌒⌒ヽ～-.､. |
||＼ ' ,⌒ ｀ ﾞヽ
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| ◎∧
|″・-・) You see, he just wouldn't wake up and take his pills.
|. V ﾊ Terrible shame, terrible.
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)
( ・-・) Who cares? There's nothing emotional about Clonepa dying. As soon as one does another one just pops out the vat. Why even bother with life support?
( ´ω`) Clonepa!
( ´ o`) Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(・∀・) Grandpa, what's wrong?
(・∀・) Clonepa will get better! He will! He will!
(・∀・)
(・∀・) he has to
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Hay guys, what's going on in this thr-
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Oh no. Clonepa...
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|＿| |
＿ ハ _ハ＿___ノ |
/| |（ ・ω・） | ノ | I'm all better! Yayyyyyy!
||, ～～'⌒⌒ヽ～-.､. |
||＼ ' ,⌒ ｀ ﾞヽ
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∧_,,∧
（ ･ω・） You snooze, you lose.
( ;; ヽと つ
( ( ;( ;; ; ミ三三彡
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| ◎∧
|″・-・) Somebody stop that Pa!
|. V ﾊ
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)
No, no, no, I mean for cooking!
-LAUGHTER-
￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
＿＿＿＿ ∧___∧
/ / | | （｀ハ´ ） Oh, that Clonepa.
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( ･ω･) Kickstarter
clonepa crap ass
( ・-・) Obongo's not my president
( ･ω･) Get it?
( 'ω`) Yes. That doesn't mean it wasn't painfully bad.
( ・-・) What's "shobon"?
( ･ω･) Replacement clonepa #7632 reporting for duty.
( ´ω`) Well, stop cloning around.
( ・-・)︻╦╤─(･ω･ ) Okay!
BLAMMO
( ・-・)︻╦╤─(>ω< )
( ・-・)︻╦╤─(･ω･ ) That tickled!
( ・-・)︻╦╤─(･ω･ ) Wait a minute.
( ・-・)︻╦╤─(･ω･ ) I don't feel so...
( ・-・)︻╦╤─(xωx ) blarg
( ・-・)︻╦╤─(･ω･ ) Whew, just gas!
( ・m・) He's not into the whole letting-Clonepa-live thing.
( ・m・) Bound to his Sysiphean curse he labors fruitlessly against an unstoppable force, for every time one Clonepa falls, two more take his place. Indeed, his task is futile, and yet he persists, fighting the pointless fight with every bone in his weak little rabbit body, raging against the impossible.
( ・m・) If it weren't Beady Eyes doing it, one might almost admire his ruthless focus, but we both know Beady Eyes is blinded by his own shortsighted stupidity and hatred. If the last Clonepa fell, Beady would be restarting the vats, creating more only to destroy them again.
( ・m・) What an idiot.
( ・-・) You think you're better than me, you piece of shit?
( ・-・) What about you? You sit alone all your life stating the things you're "not really into."
( ・-・) You don't do shit with your life. At least I have a purpose. However futile it may be, it's still something.
( ・-・) Eat my round bunny shit
( ´ω`) Everybody's better than you.
(･ω･ ) Even me?
( ´ω`) Especially you!
(・∀・) Yeah! You're the best, Clonepa!
( ・m・) Now THAT whole thing I'm into! Let's go!
Sharp Cheddar Cheese Whiz? My FAVORITE!
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
( ・-・) WHAT
//＼￣￣且＼
／/ ※.＼＿＿＿＼ ＿＿＿
＼＼※ ※ ※ ※ ※ヽ .|＼＿＿＼ < Hahahahahahahahahahaha
＼`ー──────ヽ _| |ｒ――ｔ|
──────── .|ｌ＼||=：@：||、
|ｌ || ￣￣￣||
.＼||＿＿＿_||～
( ´ω`) Uryyb kbibbn, dummy. N'ghft athgagl sll'ha chtenff 'bthnk.
( ´ω`) You don't get it. You never got it. You never will get it.
( ´ω`) Bjerk.
( ´ω`) Ph'phlegeth grah'n uln vulgtm mg, of course!
( ・ω・) Thank you Grandpa! I'll get started immediately!
|彡
( ・-・) What was all that about?
( ´ω`) I'm going to guess you don't speak Aklo.
( ・-・) It wasn't part of my masters in womyn's studies, so no.
( ・ω・) Hey, kids! It's time for your Clonepa Tip of the Day!
( ・ω・) When a stranger offers you drugs, say "thank you!" because drugs are expensive.
( ・ω・) ...
(・ω・ ) ...
( ・ω・) Yeah, I can go with that.
( ・ω・) Which is why I said it.
( ・ω・) If Beady Eyes offers you drugs, punch him really hard in the nuts.
( ・-・) You know every time you say something like >>592 on the show, people do it to me for months on end, right?
( ・ω・) Hee hee!
( ・ω・) All the time!
( ・ω・) I like squirrel fishing too!
.∧_∧ﾞ /＼
( ・ω・/. ＼ 600get!
( ⊃/). ＼
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| ( ・-・) The sharks are getting closer...
|. ( ∪∪ Hello? Anyone?
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-agree that there's no better place to stuff your face
than the annual People's Democratic Taste of Foodabucky
State Fair! Attendance is man-
￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
＿＿＿＿ ∧___∧
/ / | | （｀ハ´ ） Is it that time of year again?
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-is man truly the king of beasts? Or could it be the mighty-
￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
＿＿＿＿ ∧_∧
/ / | | (・∀・ ) I hate nature shows.
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.∧_∧ﾞ /＼
( ・-・/. ＼ That was a decoy beady eyes, you idiots.
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( ・ω・/. ＼ Now I can catch him again and again!
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Now! Kill the Beast while he's wounded!!
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＿＿＿＿ ∧_∧
/ / | | (・∀・ ) I really hate nature shows.
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Catch and release!
=CRASHOLINO MAN=
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
( ・-・) Okay, that was kind of funny.
//＼￣￣且＼
／/ ※.＼＿＿＿＼ ＿＿＿
＼＼※ ※ ※ ※ ※ヽ .|＼＿＿＼ < CLONEPAAAAAAA!!!!
＼`ー──────ヽ _| |ｒ――ｔ|
──────── .|ｌ＼||=：@：||、
|ｌ || ￣￣￣||
.＼||＿＿＿_||～
( ・ω・) That's what your mom said.
( ・-・) Very likely. She was a talkative rabbit in her day.
( ・ω・) HA HA HA HAVE A GOOD NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!
( ・ω・) Hey, kids! Christmas is coming! Did you all remember to bring your Christmas Buckets?
( ・-・) I don't even want to know where that's going.
( ・ω・) Wait, I missed a step!
( ・ω・) Pudding Clonepas, take your marks!
-tromp tromp tromp tromp DING-
( ・ω・) Now everone grab your buckets! On the count of three...
( ・ω・) Wanna see a magic trick? No not the one with my penis this time.
( ・ω・) I don't have one anyway.
(″･_･) What's it like with you being alive and Grandpa dead?
( ・ω・) I can see both sides of the absolute border, I feel cold and dead inside.
( xωx)
( ・ω・) See?
8=====D
( ・ω・) Yes, exactly!
( ・ω・)
( ・ω・) What?
(・∀・) Where'd you get that cool hat
(・∀・) ~~~ c===| _) _)
And what's this?
/￣￣￣＼、
ノ / ー ーﾉ
ン Y ▼＼
彡人 、＿人_.ノ Hi, I'm Chestdog.
＼__|泪＿＿乍
|＾＾ ー ＾ ー）
ト、 ▼ |
＼__人/ And I'm Crotchdog.
( ・ω・) Now, slap your flippers together for our musical guests, Three Michelle Elephant Go Go!!
( ・-・) It's "Three Michelle Elephant GUN" you retarded petri dish baby.
( ・-・) But we can say "penis"?
/￣￣￣＼、
ノ / ● ●ﾉ
ン Y ▼＼
彡人 、＿人_.ノっ-̾ HEISENBERG METH FUCK YEAH!
＼__|泪＿＿乍
Le shiggy Donatello (・ω・ )
♪Did ya shove it up your nose♪
♪And then forget it?♪
￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
Catchy!
＿＿＿＿ ∧∧ ∧∧
/ / | | ／ (・∀・)(´ω` ) Ugh.
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＼＿ヽ_＿|| ＼ .／＿＿＿＿＿／／
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（^(^ ^)^）
|..,,,___,,,..| pizzoop
（ #・д・）
（__⊂彡☆))
しー‐Ｊ
ζ ζ ζ ζ
,.ゝっ;,';．;;,':.,．;,.
（ ';っ;'．;,っ;っ;'; ) -=3 qizzooq
｀"'' ‐---‐ ''"..
（^(^ ^)^）
|..,,,___,,,..| Pizzoop
（ #・д・）
（________)
しー‐Ｊ
<ﾌ⌒ヽﾌ
(＿∞_)
( ･ω･) I love pants!
と つ
∪∪
( ・-・) What happened to Sleepy Dog? Did he wake up or what?
| ／／ ／
|／／ ／
／￣
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|ω・） Do you like trees? Of course, we all do! That's why
|⊂ ）
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|＿）
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
( ・ω・) Clonepa crap ass
Shinobu Tsukasa was just an ordinary guy.
But, he was gay raped by Taishi Nakashima in his young days.
Sadly,Shinobu Tsukasa was drunk and drugged.
Now, Shinobu Tsukasa is the top of Japanese largest gang the Yamaguchi-gumi clan.
( ・ω・) Sleepy Dog won't wake up. Haven't you been following?
( ・ω・) We tried a bunch of stuff, then got bored.
( ・ω・) That's just an angry dog.
Shinobu Tsukasa was an ordinary man.
But, he was gay raped by Taishi Nakashima in his young days.
Now, Shinobu Tsukasa is the top of Japanese most biggest gang "Yamaguchi-gumi" clan．
|＾＾ ー ＾ ー）
ト、 ▼ |
＼__人/ Can't wake up
( ・ω・) See, I told you.
( ・ω・) He's not a major character.
( ・ω・) ...
( ・ω・) You're mean.
( ・-・) No way. I'm way above average.
( ・ω・) He woke up and went home.
I CAN FEEL THEM PIERCING MY BRAIN OH GOD OH GOD NO
￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
＿＿＿＿ ∧_∧
/ / | | (・∀・ ) You had it comin'!
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(( ・-・) No no it's good it's good.
(( ・-・) I'll just wear this old mask until my eyesockets stop bleeding. It'll be fine.
(( ・-・) MITON GA SUKI
(( ・-・) We used to be individuals, Junior.
(( ・-・) I feel as though I should have some sort of emotional response to that statement, Grandpa, but I feel nothing except mild interest and disapproval.
(( ・-・) Uh, I mean, sure is good to be old! Heh... heh.
(( ・-・) Don't listen to that imposter, Junior.
( ・ω・) Yep. All five of you are Beady Eyes. Can't fool me.
(( ・-・) I'm not into the whole wearing a Beady Eyes mask thing.
((( ・ω・) Guess who! Trick question! You can't!
((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((( ・-・) I am become Beadypillar.
(((( ・-・) Who did you just kill? Who are you? A spikey ear killed another spikey ear.
( ・ω・) I'll do anything for ratings!
( ・ω・) But I WON'T DOOOOO THAT!!
clonepa crap ass
( ・ω・) He's slotted in as our musical guest on next season's premiere episode.
( ・ω・) Someone should get in touch with him about that some time.
( ・-・) Seriously, who got killed?
This is WCLP. If our viewers were any dumber,
we'd have to water them twice a week!
Stay tuned for more raw, unbridled stupidity for you and yours!
￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
＿＿＿＿ ∧_∧
/ / | | (・-・)) .... I hate this network.
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Next up, Beady Eyes hits himself with a rubber mallet for a half hour!
￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
＿＿＿＿ ∧_∧
/ / | | (・-・)) .... oh shit my new show's now? FUCK!!
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And where did this rubber mallet come from?
￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
＿＿＿＿ ∧_∧
/ / | | (・-・)) A spinoff show for a side character? Who approved this?
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（｀,_ゝ´）ゞ Get that shit off my TV.
( ・ω・) Try changing the channel, Grumpypusspa.
(( ・-・) They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier beadys. becuse these beady cant frigth back?
it was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids. they are taking the three beady back to new york too lady to rest my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden : i am truley sorry for your lots
crap ass
( ・ω・) ... do I know you?
( ・ω・) ... do I know you?
( ・-・) Bibi Yies
( ・ω・) You should become a *pa!!
wwwwwww "clonepa crap ass"
wwwwwwwwwwww
( ・ω・) I, Beady Eyes, have had enough of your tomfoolery, Clonepa. This is when I exact my revenge!
ow quit it ow ow o ow oow ow ow ow owwwww ow ow ow
￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
＿＿＿＿ ∧_∧
/ / | | (・∀・ ) I do love TV violence!
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( ・ω・) Hi! My name is Clonepa. I'm interrupting tonight's show to announce that I have a soul!
( ・ω・) Put that in your pipe and smoke it, housepets of the world!
,,.;;''こ''-::､,
／:;ﾘ:彡:ｊ:;ミ:;ﾐ:;ヾ
/:;:ﾉ:;::ｼ:;:彡_r-､ミ;ゝ
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);:ﾉ;:;:i =･= =･= ｼ:j
ヾ;ﾘ;ﾉ r_,j i:;ﾉ
t':. .;'ｰ=-ヽ / Clonepaaa~ I need your heeeelp~
,.r'´ ヽ、 ノ- ､
,. ' ｀ ー -'´ ヽ、
／ r-ｒ‐､ ヽ
/ (ヽ ＼ ｙ(＼ ｀ ヽ､ ,ー―- ､
| f＼＼＼ヽ ヽ:::::::..... ＼ ヽ､
| ＼ 'ー（ }(ｰ;;)､:::. ヽ ::::`....-､
| |＼ ' ﾉ::::`´::::::: ', ::::::ｒ'
| | / ´ |::::::::::: | ` :::::!
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(・∀・) Ah jeeeze, Grammama's drunk and naked again.
( ・ω・) Tim Hortons is thataway, lady.
( ・ω・) We also have a special surprise!
( ・ω・) Do you like big butts? Be honest now.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Playing kancho is even more fun with clonepa's missing butt!
( ・ω・) https://clonepa.bandcamp.com
( ・ω・) Getting back to my original topic...
( ´ω`) Make America Great Again!
( ・-・) Get back in the grave, Asspa.
( ・ω・) You can bleat on for a long time
( ・ω・) bleat on for a long time
( ・ω・) bleat on for a long time
( ・ω・) Sooner or later God's gonna cut ewe down.
( ´ω`) You can't sing.
( ・ω・) Not you, silly! The one next to you!
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣｣
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＿＿＿＿.＿＿＿＿ | Out you go!
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| |（ ´∀｀）つ ミ |
| |/ ⊃ ﾉ | | [ •́ ‸ •̀ ]
￣￣￣￣'￣￣￣￣ |
[ •́ ‸ •̀ ] ＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
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(⌒⌒⌒).) ∧__∧
|oﾟωﾟo. |:| ( ・ω・) And now, here's Toastpa with the traffic report!
──|. :::|:|‐─○──○──
￣￣￣~ .
_ ,,..,,,,
(:( )
|:| oﾟωﾟo| Wir haben ein achmidenz blockenspielen aller lanen von der tollerstrasse!
|:| .|
`''ｰ---‐´
（´・ω・｀）ｼｮﾎﾞｰﾝ
ksk
( ・ω・) Your impeccably restored '36 Bugatti really burned like a crazy person.
( ・ω・) All your goose down anime huggy pillows just went up like the Hindenburg. The heat was so intense that your Gundam Girl figurine collection melted into a giant red yellow white blue fleshtone glob in mere seconds.
( ・ω・) And your fursuit closet... ohhhh the fursuit closet. I can't even describe it. So beautiful... so smelly...
( ・ω・) They should have sent a poet.
( ・-・) I never had any of those things.
|・-・) bye
|彡
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| -waaaaaaaahaaahaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaaaaaaaa-
(・∀・ ) If an internet post bothers you, what do you say instead of butthurt?
( ・ω・) ...
( ・ω・) Let's get on with tonight's show!
♪Poop doopy doopy doop, Poopy doopy doop poop! ♪
￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
What is this crap?
＿＿＿＿ ∧∧ ∧∧
/ / | | ／ (・∀・)(´ω` ) I like it.
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( ´ω`) Don't get distracted. You've got a show to do!!
( ´ω`) ...
( ´ω`) Yes.
( ﾟ ヮ・) God reszt je merri dzsentlömen!
(・ ヮ ﾟ) An dtou wyo yar wafsal tgu!
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, '／(´ ・-・)||＿＿][＿] It's so warm in here. This tea is nice. I should call my brother.
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.＼.┃ ┃ノ/／WHAMMO
.=┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┛ －
／/ / ／ /／☆ ／@ //( ・o・)ヽゝ ヾ★ ゞ ヾゞ ＼:)＼☆＼ヾゞ ＼
Now loading..... Sadako.avi
( ・-・) ...
( ・-・)
( ・-・) I SAID...
( ・ω・) We're off the air. You're safe for now, bunny buddy.
( ・-・) I'm never safe.
( ・-・)
( ・-・) Y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-
( ・-・) You can't hurt me any more. Fuck this, I'm done being a victim.
( ・-・) I'm leaving. Even if it means I can't derail. And crippling loneliness. I'm going to break the cycle.
Did you notice he left his jacket, one of his only worldly possessions, behind?
＿＿＿＿ ∧∧ ∧∧
/ / | | ／ (・∀・)(´ω` ) Classic Costanza.
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＼＿ヽ_＿| | ＼ .／＿＿＿＿＿／／
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( ・-・) Nobody ever took my pills anyway.
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|∩∩ oh God I'm so bored.
( ・-・)
(つ⌒Y＾()
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( ・-・) All derail and no thread makes Beady Eyes something something.
( ・ω・) ...rethink your life?
( ・ω・) We're in my house, not yours, silly!
( ・ω・) I refinanced this house by using my butt as collateral.
( ・-・) You don't have a butt!
( ・ω・) Grandpa gave me an aftermarket upgrade.
( ・-・) That means a fake butt is good enough to secure a mortgage. Just how far will subprime mortgage companies go to finance something?
( ・ω・) The writers wanted a product placement dealy where some collector guy shows up to s
(,,ﾟДﾟ) I own your ass.
( ・ω・)つ⌒Y⌒ Here you go!
( ・ω・) Catch you on the flipside, butthead!
( ・-・) There are no words to express how I feel about your offer.
( ・-・) I have tried that, yes.
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/;;・ω・;;ヽ How do you do, fellow kids! I'm Totopa!
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（・ω・ ）・・・ What in the ham dog butt hat is
/()ヽ´ `/()ヽ goin' on here?
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(″-_-)っ-~ What in my ashtray is going on?
( ・ω・) Sure.
( ・ω・) Thanks.
Meanwhile, on an unexplored tropical island...
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( ・ω・) ...And that's why I'm never allowed back in Switzerland!
(・-・ ) Experimental pill formula: results inconclusive, more testing will...
( ・-・) Oh hey.
Why did you kick me in the back of my head?
Because it's puzzle time, silly! Ready, kids?
For starters, let's assume this cow is perfectly spherical
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cow ball, got it...
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-spherical hamburgers, and they are delicious! We tried-
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( ・ω・) Hey kids! Today's a very important day! It's Total Eclipse Day!
( ・ω・) Many people become frightened by eclipses. Some believe they are harbingers of destruction. I know I sure do!
( ・ω・) So here's what we're gonna do.
( ・ω・) When the darkness falls in your neighborhood, that's your cue to run madly around, screaming and setting everything on fire!
( ・ω・) Do it for me, kids!
( ・∀・) Clonepa crap ass
( ・ω・) I'll crap your ass if you're not careful.
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( ・∀・) Crapass crap ass
( ・∀・) I changed your name by deed poll.
( ・∀・) And yet here we are, Crapass.
Next up on Everybody Loves Porples McBumspungler, Porples
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I liked my name better.
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( ・-・) But I don't want permanent brain damage! It'll cramp my style!
( ・ω・) That was a re-run. You've had brain damage for 6 years now.
( ・ω・) I loathe you.
( ・ω・) You despicable little wretch.
( ・ω・) You filth.
( ・ω・) You make me convulse into unconsciousness from sheer repulsion
( ・ω・) Your stale, degenerate stench fills me with the urge to defecate.
( ・-・) Oh yeah?
( ・-・) well...
( ・-・) You're poopy!
( ・-・) You're right.
( ・-・) *Your poopy
( ・ω・) I don't have a poopy.
( ・-・) Your right.
( ・ω・) I'm just a clone. I don't have those either.
( ・ω・) You acrid stream of bat piss.
( ・ω・) You pathetic, hideous, insignificant roomba fodder.
( ・ω・) Ha ha just kidding you're my bestext friend!