Lame Confessional [LAME] [#2] (495)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7184 22:14

Last night I stayed with my girlfriend at her parents' house, and I dreamt that I was having sex with someone, and I could push a button and my sexual partner changed through different people, and I flicked through until it was a fat old granny, and I was pumping away then I woke up and realised I'd ejaculated in my girlfriend's parents' guest bed.

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7185 04:01

To this day, I don't know what the cc and bcc things in email do. And I've never bothered to look it up.

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7185 10:32

>>2
CC means carbon copy, as a relic from when emails were printed on paper by hand and transferred onto carbon paper during the printing process. So it's like being sent the email directly as in the To: field but it's not exactly addressed to you, only being brought to your attention.
BCC means blind carbon copy and I'm pretty sure it's the same thing, but as a recipient, you don't know who else it was sent to.
Neither are that useful as everyone should just have mailing lists.
The More You Know™

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7185 18:28

I just click on Reply All button in Outlook.

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7185 20:04

I occasionally masturbate to SJIS art.

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7185 23:01

These sound less like lame confessions and more like actual ones all the time.

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7186 22:00

>>6 They're all pretty lame though. You DQN crazies are lamewads lol

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7187 05:19

I want to say certain nasty things about various companies in my industry on the Internet but don't want to jeopardize my chances at getting employed.

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7187 08:55

I secretly misplaced my friend's notebook because he was slightly mean.

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7187 16:50

I stole £2 from my 3-year-old nephew to buy an energy drink.

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7189 18:28

I like things more than I let on

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7191 08:55

Every time I see blurred out windows in Top Gear, I stop enjoying it and have to repeat to myself that "it's still fun".

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7198 19:15

I almost lied in response to http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1314324451/777 just to demand something myself, but the opportunity to cheer somebody up or make them think is actually a good idea.

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 08:56

I'm scared of embarrassing myself in public.

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 23:18

Everything I post here is true.

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7221 20:49

I tell everyone that I'm an avid C++ programmer, when in reality I'm not.

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7221 23:13

Occasionally I go on Google Translate and type in something like "お兄ちゃん大好き" just to click on the listen button and hear it said in the cute Japanese woman's voice.

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7221 23:26

>>16 is that even something one would desire to brag about? That's like bragging about how many fetid pine cones one can hold in one's nostrils.

Anyway I spent all day programming when it's the first time I've seen my family since finals.

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7221 23:33

>>17
Swedish translation has a very sexy voice. Use it if you want to pretend that you are innocent little brother!

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7221 23:38

I forgot a </i> in the captcha thread.

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7225 07:05

I ignored the sign and threw cardboard down the garbage chute.

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7226 04:04

I pee in sinks sometimes.

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