You are a successful businesswoman (101)

66 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8124 16:59

>>60
You spend 15 minutes doing businesspushups until your arms are too tired to do any more.
Your businessstrength has increased!
Your businessstamina has increased!

>>61,62
Taking a break from all this physical activity, you decide to sort through your large collection of trance vinyl in the den. You make separate piles for spooktrance, dream trance, trans-trance, turktrance, goa trance, past trance, trance trance, future trance, trance-fusion, trancetronica, anthem trance, vaportrance, epic trance, tech trance, progtrance, soft trance, hard trance, acid trance, pants trance, trance trance trance, and trance. You quickly realise how ridiculous this is and carry it all to the garbage bin in the garage. It only takes you three trips with your newfound businessstrength.
By carrying your heavy record collection, your businessstrength has increased!
Your businessstamina has increased!
You go online and torrent a bunch of footwork and jungle, grabbing everything from Remarc and DJ Rashad to bbrainz and Ticklish. You pump the tunes.

>>63-65
But enough of this, it's time to go meet Susan. You take some weed and knives with you to work (driving this time). Sure enough, Susan is waiting there, sleeping at the desk as usual. You wake him up and suggest learning how to fight with knives...and what better way to learn than to smoke weed and have a knife fight? Susan agrees.

You are in the middle of the office lobby. Susan is here, holding a sharp kitchen knife and smoking a joint. He looks ready to fight. You have a serrated bread knife in your right hand and another joint in your left. There is an elevator to the west, staircases going up and down to the north, and bathrooms to the east. The exit is behind you, to the south.
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