You are a successful businesswoman with 20+ years of experience in the field of plastics. You are running late for work. Your worthless but handsome husband is still asleep.
You are in a kitchen. There is a pot of coffee, an orange, and various kitchen appliances and cabinets here. Exits are west and south.
Take the elevator to the top floor.
Jerk off in the elevator before we reach the destination.
Have mental breakdown.
Genuflect