Step aside, amateurs!
- Fingers
- Bananas
- Carrots
- Handles of various brushes
- Many, many appropriately shaped shampoo/deodorant bottles (I swear they make them phallic deliberately)
- Pencils (non-pointy ends inwards)
- Electric toothbrush (non-brushing end inwards)
- Electric shaver (non-shaving end inwards)
- One of those poofy bath things (what the hell are they called?)
- Several vibrators
- Several dildos
- Several vibrating dildos
No penises though, that would be gay.