[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 8] (755)

1 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10822 17:25

im drunk off my mind off of some fuking dorm room 1 dollar 15 cent fanta and half a fucling hanbdle of smiroff of vodka but banki is apretty cool characeter, aslong with allo fth the characthers from toughoug i mean a fucking girl thats hot athntthat can remove her head HOW WOWO! i mean thats cool and what about Alice thast can make doolls or rumia that can contrla darkness or marissa that can do mahiic i meka n i can even fin igh the games I fucking suck btu teh lore sand characters ofh the gamne are really cool%%%& I love ///jb/becausie of that you hustys are cringe fometimes but i love yoall i alseo lov ehowu orginall the artowkr for touhou is so so cool im ean im really fruknl buty man I love 4chan im in college but i juist hide and really nowone reall y nknows that i ike this stuff i mean how the fuck dopo i explain this shit, oh yeah i really likle artwrk from this frinkg ing bullent hell shootesrs and this websiut s

HOEVER ill post a pictires that i love of some charachtersfrom touhoi I think my cavorite caharavterfrom touthou is Yachi evnt thoiuisgh this isnt a yachi thread i dont care

523 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11200 21:12

I have, by the way, taped over the names on my n---- cameras but for a totally different reason: I don't think I should have to act as an unpaid billboard for some company's products. If n---- (or l----) wants their name paraded around they can darn well pay me for it!

524 Name: vc: reame : 1993-09-11201 16:43

Wonder if anyone's ever gotten laid through bloomberg

525 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11201 19:06

Dear America.
Hallo!My name is kereno,I am Japanese strongn boy.
I know... VISA and Masetr card is chinpo.
Do you know chinpo!?
My like american food is hunburger.
My dream is to one day go to Burger King by myself!
Thanks for listening.
Bye.

526 Name: ƒÕ(._. )> : 1993-09-11201 21:04

You know the routine. Nothing relevant to anything, not even the posts before yours. Legacy forum we had all kinds of quotes and shit happening.

fuck bitches get synths

527 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11202 09:28

> Jesus was hung on the cross

I am pretty sure when talking about people Hanged is for death penalty and Hung is for big dicks

528 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11203 18:42

I WAS THERE NO MATTER WHAT

im gonna go spend some time on the toilet now i havent had soda in a while ooooogh my stromache

529 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11204 06:28

I find myself doing the same thing but admiring bathrooms. I've seen some really nice showers in porn and would like something similar some day.

530 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11204 18:27

if i think about the computer too much i want to throw it out the window for betraying me

531 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11207 22:44

My neighbour made a fortune selling wallets made out of foreskins. All you had to do was rub them and you got a handy shopping bag.

532 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11208 22:12

Uuughghghghghgh

533 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11209 13:36

Bert tells Bort that his name is short for abortion and he is a living joke. Bort doesn't understand and shouts in an autistic fit of rage.

534 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11209 21:35

Supriced to see a girl write a review for a hentai :P

but besides. who dont like sweet love !

535 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11210 12:20

Consider this: A pack of wild Heyurians. Loutish, slavering lolicons nearing your VIP Qualtiy website. Forcing flashy 2000's memes. Not starting their threads from 1. And you can't do shit since they're underage. Kuz grabs your script and spams it with his CP . The sexually frustrated teens finally dominate your BBS. They watch lukewarm anime on Cytube and you are forced to be their slave. Such is the downfall of Anonymous.

536 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11210 12:23

We should sexualize autism because... The acts of autistic people are cute. I think the emotional and physical requirements for the average autistic person are adorable and a caretaker assisting them while developing it into a psycho-sexual relationship has similar as an ABDL or DD/LC exchange.

The sexualization of autism can branch out primarily two different ways, as there are two ends of the autistic spectrum - the highly functioning and borderline super genius, and the dependent and stunted developers, both which can be melded into an effective sex partner with the proper manipulation, per se.

Highly functioning geniuses have an impeccable intellect (obviously) and can think of many unique ways to pleasure their partners and themselves, individually and simultaneously. Depending on personality, this spectrum of autism may be more dominant if they find themselves superior to their partner. On the other hand, those who are more shy and reserved will most likely be submissive and will most likely use their brainy nature and outside-thinking to provide their mate with the best sexual experience they can provide.

Dependent developers require a lot of help honing their physical and mental abilities, which, at earlier stages, can be exploited to have them hone their abilities for sexual acts. These individuals usually cling to whom they trust the most and will do what they can with what abilities they do possess for praise and approval. With such trust, they will most likely allow you to do what you wish with them with little fuss but a lot of fluster. These two traits make them an endearingly submissive partner in bed.

537 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11210 15:11

i finally gathered up the courage to buy yuri at the store
here's how it went
so i went up to the cashier and said "just this please" and tried not to look him in the eyes
and he looked at what i handed him, which was 2 volumes of Even Though We're Adults, and he said "you're into this stuff? you know this has women blushing at each other and kissing and stuff right?"
and i said "i um, i, of, um oh i-i didn't know that"
and he said "well do you still want it?" and i nodded once very very slightly but apparently with enough enthusiasm that the cashier squinted at me for a moment. then he tried scanning it and there was some kind of problem. then he yelled across the store
"HEY GEORGE CAN WE GET A PRICE CHECK ON 2 VOLUMES OF THIS MANGA WITH THE LESBIANS THAT THIS GROWN MAN WANTS TO BUY, IT'S NOT COMING UP IN THE SYSTEM"
and george replied from across the store, also yelling "OH SOMEONE WANTS TO BUY THAT YURI MANGA??"
and the cashier yelled back "YEAH IT'S THIS GUY RIGHT" and he pointed at me "THIS GUY RIGHT HERE AT THE CHECKOUT AREA IS WHO WANTS TO READ ABOUT GIRLS BLUSHING AT EACH OTHER AND STUFF"
and george yelled back "OH YEAH OKAY I JUST LOOKED IT UP THOSE VOLUMES ARE $8 EACH SO THEY'D BE $16 FOR 2"
and the cashier said "Okay that'll be $20."
and i said "B-b-- um, b-but"
"$20, sir."
and so I gave him my card and he scanned it
and the receipt it said that the card it was scanned for $25 but I didn't say anything
on the way out i tripped into a stack of funko pops
and all the yuri slid out of my hands and right into the feet of a elderly nun who happened to be passing by, who looked down at it and then slowly raised her eyes, looking at me with a look predominantly of pity as well as very slightly of disgust
overall i would say it was a successful outing and i'm proud of myself for being brave

538 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11211 00:49

You actually typed gOscar the grouch having sex with Taylor Swift on a pile of garbageh into an AI generator. Your opinion is invalid.

539 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11211 14:50

This guy does not see cows while driving and think "cows. :)"
What a sad existence.

540 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11211 18:43

Installing a bidet at home was life changing but unfortunately it's transformed pooping on company time from a small proletarian victory into yet another grueling humiliation of inadequate working conditions.

541 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11213 08:34

I think all life is beautiful and even at your worst point there will be a moment in the future when all will be worth it.

That said, op kill yourself

542 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11214 17:57

The way you split your throttles in order to throw off the enemy targeting systems and nosedive to escape their eyesight was amazing. Then hiding yourself in the explosion from your crash. Fantastic.

543 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11214 22:24

I wish I was a little girl. People would be protective of me and I could just masturbate all day long with no worries. I wouldnt even need to shave my genitals. I could have old men give me lots of gifts in exchange for pictures. It would be like living life on easy modec. Life is unfair.

544 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11214 22:40

I wish I was a little girl. People would be protective of me and I could just masturbate all day long with no worries. I wouldnt even need to shave my genitals. I could have old men give me lots of gifts in exchange for pictures. It would be like living life on easy modec. Life is unfair.

545 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11215 02:49

I got a jump scare one time looking at swimsuits cus I thought the model was normal until I scrolled to the next pic and she had a thalidomide arm

546 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11216 04:30

I donft know why Ifm writing you

I donft even care if you read this

I donft think of you anymore.

But still, for some reason, there is something to say.

This is not a story. There are no more stories.

Everything is in constant flux.

A door I open today will not be there tomorrow.

Things dissolve into the background at a greater and greater speed,

but I donft spend any energy.

I am sucked forward by a vacuum that endlessly forms in front of me.

Everything exists forever. Nothing lasts. Nothing dies.

Things can only be abandoned or forgotten.

I donft need to, but I keep on going.

I donft even remember how long itfs been. Ifve lost track.

I try to protect myself with memories of an artificial past.

A fog of cold energy hangs over everything.

Here, in the garden, I can no longer even dream of my own end.

The radiation from the screen is hurting my eyes.

I love it.

Life, as I knew it, has ended.

But I am still trying to understand what has replaced it.

The final act of horror was that the memory of the horror itself was erased.

I donft know why Ifm writing you.

I donft even care if you read this.

But still, for some reason, there is something to say.

This is not a story. There are no more stories.

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