let's get 1000 by orz!!!!!!! (1052)

957 Name: Random Anonymous 05/02/10(Thu)06:56 ID:Heaven

Anyways, >>1, please listen to me. Though it's not really related to this thread.
I went to Orzinoya a while ago; you know, Orzinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen orz" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Orzinoya just because it's 150 yen orz, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Orzinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna orz the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Orzinoya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra orz."
Who in the world orders extra orz nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra orz?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you didn't just want to try saying "extra orz"?
Coming from a Orzinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra green orz.
That's right, extra green orz. This is the vet's way of eating.
Extra green orz means more green orz than orz. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stick with today's special.

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