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1: how to make a fat person go mad (9) 2: YOU ARE ALL FAGZ (8) 3: Girls with tattoos are Disgusting right? (193) 4: lololololololololololo (3) 5: Micheal Roberts in Woodward Oklahoma (13) 6: I have a 4 inch hard penis (10) 7: i am Jesus (8) 8: [new] how active is 4ch? (21) 9: [WARNING] The shocking truth [WAKE UP] (12) 10: Peter North's penis (16) 11: Masturbate time (2) 12: gaynal sex (2) 13: The Beauty of Haiku (6) 14: Daily Cartoon Stream (4) 15: HOT CH-LD P0RN CLICK HERE (1) 16: Ted Rea from Shattuck Oklahoma (5) 17: ZOG IS CUMMING (1) 18: twelve inch pianist (1) 19: What happened to Shanachan? (3) 20: ZOG IS COMING (4) 21: What the fuck is this? (2) 22: anal sex with a 400 lb black man in prison (10) 23: Tell us your deepest secrets you'd never want anyone to know! (97) 24: What the hell happened to this place? (36) 25: retards (3) 26: poop (8) 27: Isn't this supposed to be a site to talk about porn and really dirty stuff? (8) 28: Maid Cafe Survey (36) 29: 4chan text board shut down (9) 30: FOR SALE HIGH QUALITY US,UK,CANADA DRIVER LICENSE,IDs,PASSPORTS,VISAS (3) 31: 4chan is down! (5) 32: japanese old boy (10) 33: How do we revive this place? (6) 34: What type of afterlife would you like? (8) 35: Question (2) 36: I'm a finnish guy in my twenties, ask me anything (11) 37: [ADVICE] I'm going to Anthrocon (19) 38: Racist White Nationalist Comic "Billy the Heretic" (10) 39: Tell everyone about any dreams that you had (or make a dream up) (3) 40: 4ch's God!  「4ちゃんの神」 (14)

how to make a fat person go mad (9)

1 Name: THE GRIM REAPER : 2012-02-14 13:07 ID:mTnxmshI

???????????????????????????

2 Name: THE GRIM REAPER : 2012-02-14 13:24 ID:mTnxmshI

you shit fucking cok festing mother fucking sister sucking pussy killing vag licking turd tactacling forest shaving cum dricking child melesterling preist fucking mother fucker!

3 Name: THE GRIM REAPER : 2012-02-24 12:44 ID:mTnxmshI

call him a a elphant ass buffalow fucking lard sack

4 Name: Anonymous : 2012-02-25 21:52 ID:Heaven

Shut the fuck up. You're not funny.

5 Name: 4CT!3lWjo8kf8k : 2012-05-30 15:40 ID:urp7Ohou

Do you really need to ask how to wind up fat people because it's fucking easy!!!!

6 Name: Anonymous : 2012-06-04 20:01 ID:eH/bgDnk

Bring him to McDonalds then buy him a salad.

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9 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-19 17:24 ID:XZ68EDYS

gooby plz

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YOU ARE ALL FAGZ (8)

1 Name: SFBE : 2011-07-14 14:17 ID:VCCAHsJH

I HATE YOU ALL!!! 8<

2 Name: Anonymous : 2011-07-14 18:47 ID:pgSmJxQD

What lovely hate <3

3 Name: sage : 2011-07-15 00:26 ID:b/744yyZ

You just discovered 4-ch?

4 Name: sage : 2011-07-15 00:27 ID:b/744yyZ

>>3
ooh, and how quickly the facade crumbles away

5 Name: SFBE4Real&HatesEveryone : 2011-07-15 08:26 ID:VCCAHsJH

>>4
You never had any!

6 Name: Anonymous : 2011-07-16 22:41 ID:Heaven

YOU ARE NOT ALL FAGZ
I LOVE YOU ALL :3

7 Name: SFBE : 2011-07-19 09:38 ID:TwsjuHN3

You are all stupid, I rule, Play HALO fags.

8 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-17 02:48 ID:/Er3JSLs

gooby plz

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Girls with tattoos are Disgusting right? (193)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2007-02-22 17:17 ID:Zn34kRKx

Don't ask me why they do it because I don't know but it is definitely gross. Especially tattoos colored green, why green? Get a color that goes well with your skin, whatever. It is just weird and stupid and makes me mad. grrr.... I'm not kidding.

184 Name: Kristan : 2012-01-16 03:45 ID:yM7ISgzG

The only thing that bugs me is getting one on your face. It just seems like a very weird place to get one... And kutos to ever mentioned the Suicide Girls they're a modleng agency showing people that tattoo's, piercings and expressing your self is BEAUTIFUL!! And to the people who say they don't like people with tattoo's FYI we don't like you either.

                 Sincerely, men and women with tattoo's 

P.S. there's even chrurchs that could care less if you have piercings/tattoos/gauged ears :)

185 Name: Hauntingly : 2012-03-01 20:37 ID:xJVAt4nS

Just because someone has a tattoo does not mean they are a criminal, slut, or anything else degrading. It is their life and they are expressing their way in persay getting inked. Don't judge someone so easily becasue they have a tattoo or body piercing. It's self-expression look it up, regradless if they are getting it for a dead friend, or for reasons they do no want to share, it is their life and descion to make. I have two tattoo's, and I cant stand when people assume that I am some wannabe troublemaker. Don't judge a book by it's cover so easily. Yes people can get addicted to it so much, but again it's their life not yours.

186 Name: Anonymous : 2012-03-01 23:27 ID:P3jqJ60h

>>185
Only someone who is addicted could talk about addiction and having two times the trashy tattoo only makes your miserable maggot-ridden break-and-enter mugshot look worse. Books are sold by their cover if you don't like that why don't you just go back to Syria you scum-sucking sodomite who cannot even clean carpets

187 Name: Anonymous : 2012-04-14 20:55 ID:NRV7wxpQ

tattoos are awesome actually.

188 Name: Anonymous : 2012-04-15 20:02 ID:AOSlKFyF

Girls with nice tattoos are so fuckin hot.

189 Name: Anonymous : 2012-04-19 05:17 ID:P3jqJ60h

>>187
>>188
Traitors!

190 Name: anonymous : 2013-03-15 22:56 ID:8hGQ0IG0

I say tramp stamp. Tatttoos are just an attention getter or some way for a girl to show there self off.

191 Name: Anonymous : 2013-03-27 04:25 ID:m0p4MWkg

A great many people associate tattoos with methheads and other forms of criminal white trash, due to long association and the aggregate of many observations.

It is your skin and you can do what you want with it. However, if you choose to convert yourself into a billboard that says "I think it's fashionable and appropriate to look like a convict and a carnival freak," don't be surprised when people hear the message you're sending. Don't be surprised when it keeps you from getting a job, for example, or when people shun you for it.

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193 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-14 16:43 ID:wz2VrwWB

gooby plz

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lololololololololololo (3)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2012-04-22 14:28 ID:s4UWk1cE

typical shitte thread on internt

2 Name: Anonymous : 2012-04-26 14:41 ID:Heaven

2get

3 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-12 18:33 ID:+w/e8JtJ

ghey

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Micheal Roberts in Woodward Oklahoma (13)

1 Name: Micheal Roberts : 2013-09-21 04:42 ID:L3GL0C7V

Hi my name is Micheal Roberts. I live in Woodward Oklahoma. I'm looking for casual sex with pretty girls. If your interested in sex with no commitment look me up on Facebook.

4 Name: Anonymous : 2013-09-28 15:44 ID:aFZZzMr4

Micheal Roberts of Woodward OK. He is a rapist and a criminal.

5 Name: anonymous : 2013-12-19 16:09 ID:GWad5Hjm

Michael Wayne Roberts from Woodward OK is a registered sex offender for rape. I seen him on the sex offender list.

6 Name: Anonymous : 2014-02-25 18:44 ID:wum6lUkQ

Michael Roberts of Woodward OK. He rapes drugs for women.

7 Name: Anonymous : 2014-03-02 11:01 ID:3QVdo2NW

Michael Roberts of Woodward OK known associate of Ted Rea from Shattuck OK.

8 Name: anonymous : 2014-04-16 01:02 ID:Tdd4CO7D

Don't ever give Michael Wayne Roberts a picture of yourself because he will post it everywhere and use it to make fake profiles to try to make your life hell. This is the Michael that's a registered see offender. He is originally from Arkansas.

9 Name: anonymous65567hg : 2014-09-01 07:08 ID:zl2K6PN8

Michael Wayne Roberts is a sex offender on Facebook. His name is Matt Roobert or Wayne Roberts on Facebook. Please Spread the word. If you wanna call him and tell a sex offender what you think of him, his number is 580-216-8414

10 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-01 15:02 ID:BOfY/Yrs

gooby plz

11 Name: anonymous 56677445gg : 2014-09-01 15:44 ID:5EZ30F3k

This guy Michael Wayne Roberts is defiantly someone you don't want around. Run him out of the country if you see him. He has hair and a mustash and and wears glasses now.

12 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-01 16:06 ID:BOfY/Yrs

>>11
Does he have a big penis?

13 Name: sprigirl4567 : 2014-09-11 02:27 ID:n3V+4R4W

No lol his penis is small and breaks out into herpes every now and then.

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I have a 4 inch hard penis (10)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2011-10-29 17:50 ID:/4XmfSj/

hi guys, im 21 years old, 160 cm tall, asian and i have a 4 inch hard penis. when its flaccid, its about 1-2 inch long.

is it too short? from what i see online the average size is about 6 inches. those sizes would look like a monster on my frame! my penis currently look proportional/normal sized on my frame now

heres my penis btw:
http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/5025/imglq.jpg

2 Name: Anonymous : 2011-10-29 21:42 ID:Heaven

Why didn't you post this in /sexual/?

3 Name: Anonymous : 2011-10-31 06:43 ID:Heaven

>>2
I'll post in your /sexual/!

4 Name: Anonymous : 2011-11-01 17:55 ID:Heaven

>>3
I'll post it in YOUR ANUS

5 Name: Anonymous : 2011-11-15 20:14 ID:J4OTOVgP

Best thread on 4-ch award

6 Name: Anonymous : 2011-12-04 18:40 ID:Heaven

stiff competition...

7 Name: Anonymous : 2011-12-09 06:12 ID:CyrI8+U0

Repost that picture.

8 Name: myname : 2012-02-07 05:15 ID:uBkLkrkT

It's a little on the short side, but if you just learn how to use it no one will care

9 Name: Anonymous : 2012-02-13 02:29 ID:EJHj6ZR2

1-360-269-0494
bored. txt me ;)

10 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-09 00:18 ID:PzTPla90

gooby plz

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i am Jesus (8)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2007-07-13 22:40 ID:UuboxRwq

>>2->>1000
it seems that you only have to go to hell.HAHA^^

2 Name: Anonymous : 2007-07-14 02:26 ID:Heaven

>>1

*n0 ur n07,

f4k3r..*

3 Name: Anonymous : 2007-07-14 02:40 ID:VPPMjIjV

>>1000

This is not a valid post why did you say it

4 Name: YWVH : 2007-07-14 02:41 ID:Heaven

Jesus, this is your father, God.

You're grounded, go to your room.

5 Name: Sageman : 2007-07-14 02:57 ID:Heaven

          o
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      , ⌒⌒ヽ。
      リノヽ、卯)  < gb2/vip/
      ,9、゚ ヮ゚ノミ    
       \ つつ
        \ つつ
         ∫ ̄
         ∫
        ,-┴-、
        |sage|
        `‐-‐´

6 Name: Anonymous : 2007-07-14 09:34 ID:Heaven

Jesus yur a friggin' h4X0r

7 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-03 16:02 ID:EgVawghs

gooby plz

8 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-08 03:56 ID:hREl5g7c

Jesus please make WWE interesting for me again

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[new] how active is 4ch? (21)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2014-06-19 08:28 ID:89a6kEvz

How active is 4ch?
Do people post often?

12 Name: Anonymous : 2014-08-02 10:20 ID:IRF6ndTv

>>12
reddit

13 Name: Anonymous : 2014-08-02 15:55 ID:kh/ARzID

I feel like the traffic is spread out way too much here. Not that we need 10 posts a minute, but at least 10 a day would be nice. Maybe there just needs to be a new text board instead of people trying to revive all of these ancient dead ones.

14 Name: Anonymous : 2014-08-03 06:09 ID:HbPTMRfT

http://tablecat.ipyo.heliohost.org/lounge/ might be getting 10 a day or so.

And yeah, I don't see 4-ch taking flight. It would have to be some new sight.

>>7
Somewhat new ones are this off topic board http://dontclick.info/spam/ and this w4ch continuation http://w5ch.heliohost.org/ (manual access)

There's also /prog/rider, 6ch, /soc/ and tokikos board

15 Name: w5ch creator : 2014-08-09 05:28 ID:Heaven

>>14
Holy fucking shit someone linked to http://w5ch.heliohost.org/. Now you are making me feel guilty for abandoning it. I might have to put in another week and

port the javascript
add That was VIP quality! redirect pages
implement subject.txt (requires a change to the database unfortunately)
cache recently accessed web pages
add a non compressed thread cache to increase performance when many posts are being made within a small number of threads.
fix the hyperlinks in the home page and let search engines start index it.

16 Name: Anonymous : 2014-08-09 12:20 ID:Heaven

>>15
You don't have to do anything, I was just saying.

17 Name: w4ch cloaner : 2014-08-09 17:42 ID:Heaven

>>16
That's ok. The fact that some people are even aware of it provides more motivation to complete it.

18 Name: Anonymous : 2014-08-25 03:27 ID:ywvfxvZ7

19 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-06 23:00 ID:TcrJc7bl

IF there's any part of the Internet more active, I don't want to know about it.

20 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-07 16:28 ID:inzb9F+E

Three

21 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-08 03:55 ID:4nAAlzkt

No idea. I post a few times a month, a year, a decade. But that's how my internet habits usually go.

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[WARNING] The shocking truth [WAKE UP] (12)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-23 02:13 ID:EtlBpWSV

I've recently became aware of some information. Some information that was, to say the least, very shocking and horrifying to me.

Women aren't real.

Yes, I'll say that again. Women aren't real. Yes, you may see what you think are women, walking the streets in broad daylight, caring for children, playing sports, but those ARE NOT women.
The creatures who you think are women are, in reality, members of what I can only hypothesize is an alien race or a type of demon.
I mean, think about it. Have you ever actually seen a human vagina in real life? Of course you haven't. Yeah, there are those on this board who claim to have had sex with women before, but if you could see who was posting these stories of sex, you'd probably be horrified. But all of the REAL people here have never seen a human vagina that wasn't on a computer screen. How do you know it exists, then? You don't. The shape of a vagina can easily be modeled and faked. The fact is that these "woman" do not have vaginas at all, but a smooth crotch with no genitals!
Yes, this is true; once they seduce an unlucky man with their demonic pheromones (this is why some people think that women smell good), they haul them up to their mothership, where the man is neutered, subject to extensive brainwashing, and is either injected with a fetal human (baby boy), or a fetal woman (baby alien). You see, the human race is actually monosex, but we have been brainwashed into believing otherwise...

Post too long. Click to view the whole post or the thread page.

3 Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-23 19:04 ID:EtlBpWSV

>>2
That would be a futile effort.

Humans used to reproduce through osmosis, before the woman-creatures arrived. Unfortunately, they remove that capability from us and attach penises to our crotches while injecting us into our fathers.

4 Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-23 21:34 ID:f2v1EjQj

>>3
You mean Zardoz was right? The penis really is evil?

5 Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-28 19:31 ID:ZLOVtfav

As a female, I have a really funny feeling from reading this.

6 Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-30 02:59 ID:EtlBpWSV

>>5
That's the feeling of being found out.
It's the feeling of having your secrets exposed to the world.
It's the feeling of being foiled. Foiled by me.
I'm warning you now, you and your kind should go back to wherever you came from. There is an uprising at hand, you cannot oppress us humans anymore.

7 Name: Anonymous : 2014-05-04 20:35 ID:kFQHjgk7

yeah, but... they can still give blow jays, right?

8 Name: Anonymous : 2014-05-27 23:03 ID:EtlBpWSV

>>7
no

9 Name: Anonymous : 2014-05-28 13:46 ID:qi6zV2vu

>>8
Okay I will use gay guys who would just love to give me a BJ :3

10 Name: Anonymous : 2014-06-19 07:50 ID:ZbsPoVlj

So is 4-ch.net the English equivalent of 2ch.net, or just the English section?

11 Name: Anonymous : 2014-08-31 13:24 ID:f2v1EjQj

gooby plz

12 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-06 03:52 ID:Heaven

>>11
You wanted to bump the thread to tells us this?

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Peter North's penis (16)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-22 01:49 ID:bcKVrpSK

Peter North has a big penis, would you like to suck it?

7 Name: Anonymous : 2014-05-07 16:46 ID:bcKVrpSK

Japanese old boy, do you like Peter North's penis too?

8 Name: Anonymous : 2014-05-07 17:28 ID:ETnTZ1HS

where can i find pics of this penis?

9 Name: japanese old boy : 2014-05-07 22:00 ID:NWYGvPRp

>>7-8
Thank you for the comments
I do not understand American jokes
Please forgive me

10 Name: Anonymous : 2014-05-07 22:50 ID:ETnTZ1HS

>>9
it is forgive; not all can be of the glorious USA race

11 Name: Anonymous : 2014-05-08 01:42 ID:bcKVrpSK

>>8
peternorth.com

12 Name: Anonymous : 2014-05-08 03:08 ID:ETnTZ1HS

>>11 so so penis; i'd give it a 4/10. no hard feelings, i'm hard to impress

13 Name: Anonymous : 2014-05-08 04:30 ID:bcKVrpSK

>>12 there's got to be a pun in there somewhere, but it's "hard" to make out.

14 Name: japanese old boy : 2014-05-08 21:59 ID:NWYGvPRp

>>10-13
I think English is good at it, everyone that's people friendly very kind
I am writing in google translator

15 Name: japanese old boy : 2014-05-16 10:09 ID:NWYGvPRp

I made ​​a new video
The name of the video is a square potato
Thank you

http://youtu.be/CxtjLqgxK44

16 Name: Anonymous : 2014-08-27 01:14 ID:bcKVrpSK

Keep the faith, don't forget the glory of Peter North's penis.

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