I'm chillin' and maxin' and taking a shit, and then I flush the toilet, and then it happens. The water level begins rising, and I can see my shit wiggling vigorously down there. The toilet is clogged. The poop is happily approaching my buttcheeks and I can do nothing about it. I only look down between my legs into the brown doom as it nears me. It's almost there. Oh god, it's going to smear me. Finally, moments before the shitty armada would touch my butt, the water stops rising. The flushing is done and my anus is safe from intruders. Thanks god.
At least it's not diarrhoea.
I made a new video
The name of the video is a square potato
Thank you for watching this video.
It is very nice American boy you (* ^ _ ^ *)
this board is awful
You're just sour that your penis isn't as big as Peter North's.
Peter North, more like Retep Htron
Ted Rea [Shattuck, OK] wants your ENTIRE ASS and he wants it NOW!
Call 1-800-TED for more details.
typical shitte thread on internt
Why the fuck is this site so slow? Is it okay if I direct my 8chan buddies here?
>I use the term "salt"
Back to tumblr, redditchan, anywhere that isn't here. Faggot.
I bet you talk to your mom like that
>Leave me alone, mom! Get out of my room! I know I haven't showered in 5 weeks. It's not a big deal. Sheesh.
Why are you projecting so much? Just admit you're a faggot and nobody likes you.
Says (presumably) the person who keeps telling people to leave and/or kill themselves. I'm not projecting when I say you're miserable and if anyone has to go it's you.
You already have 8chan approved textboards in 2ch.net
Please, exit this place.
A slow board must remain so.
I have been here for years, you double nigger. Kill yourself dude, this is not your home.
[ignore this thread]
this thread sucks
Let's write haiku poetry about our day. I'll start with this.
Zombies, killing me all night
Hardcore is too hard
One billion bytes
Of Russian photography
Now on my hard drive.
Taking it easy
My last day is Saturday
Let's hope this works out
This better not be
Talking about suicide.
So help me Allah.
i saw a june bug
it was eating my cabbage
OP's mom is a whore
I read this
as "Russian Pornography"
every fucking time
The harsh rain
is very forbidding.
My bones ache.
emitted from my anus
smells kinda bad
I made the right choice
Everything is working out
I am very pleased
I'm replying to
a 3-4 month old thread
This is 4-ch
Big ol' smelly poop
My cheesy encrusted dick
This is taken from Wikipedia
A suicide pact describes the suicides of two or more individuals in an agreed-upon plan. The plan may be to die together, or separately and closely timed. Suicide pacts are important concepts in the study of suicide, and have occurred throughout history, as well as in fiction. After any suicide attempt or death it is important to establish whether anyone else knew about the suicide plan in advance, in order to determine whether a suicide pact may be involved.
Suicide pacts are distinct from mass suicide. The latter involves incidents in which a (usually) large number of people kill themselves together for the same ideological reason, often within a religious, political, military, and/or paramilitary context (see Mass Suicide). Suicide pacts, on the other hand, usually involve small groups of people (such as married or romantic partners, family members, or friends) whose motivations are intensely personal and individual. To date, the largest known number of people to die in a single group suicide pact is seven. 
A suicide pact negotiated over the internet, often between complete strangers, is an Internet suicide.
Alone. I've never been terribly fond of doing things with others.
This thread is funny because OP troll failed so much.
4-ch is so full of helpful people :)
BAM BAM BAM Internet cool lskadhfhd
Life is not worth living. I envy those, who genuinely argue with this.
>Emil Cioran, author of On the Heights of Despair, was a Romanian philosopher ... He propounded a nihilist anti-philosophy in which he argued that the only valid thing to do with one's life is to end it. He failed to live up to his own principles and died at the ripe old age of eighty-four.
was he only a philosopher? he would make a great politician
Politics doesn't need to recruit hypocrites, the job turns people into them.
Anyone want to talk
My phone's OS sadly does not auto suggest. Someone else start this.
When I type ok on my phone it changes it to top kek
you shit fucking cok festing mother fucking sister sucking pussy killing vag licking turd tactacling forest shaving cum dricking child melesterling preist fucking mother fucker!
call him a a elphant ass buffalow fucking lard sack
Do you really need to ask how to wind up fat people because it's fucking easy!!!!
Bring him to McDonalds then buy him a salad.
When you enter an elevator, make a beeping noise, then look at him/her very judgmentally as if you were expecting them to leave.
hi, you don't have to be from the UK that is fine but say you are not from the UK
english people have spooky teeth and all spookily look like the same person
This thread is now about spooky urban legends in the UK
>This is a story about a little girl in Scotland who hated life so much that she wanted to destroy every last trace of herself. She finally decided to commit suicide, and shortly afterwards her family found out what she’d done.
>In a horrible twist, every member of her family died only a few days later too, their limbs torn apart. The legend says that when you learn about the White Death, the girl’s ghost might come and find you, and knock repeatedly on your door. Each knock gets louder, till you open the door and she kills you for fear that you’ll tell someone else of her existence; her main goal is to prevent anyone from knowing about her.