Hello my good friends,
Let us pause and write haiku.
Isn't this supposed to be / a site to talk about / porn and really dirty stuff?
Huh huh huh huh huh
Huh huh huh m huh
Huh huh m uh huh
Find no culture here
for alas, your princess is
in another castle.
Women are nothing more
than a bunch of tricks and hoes
bitches love haikus
a nice pretty boy
in striped, light-blue underwear
ardeurs de l'amour
Going to show cartoons until late. Anyone is welcome to join and queue stuff up. You don't have to register to use the chatbox, just use the Guest Login instead. 8 PM EST to dawn
Come watch some scary movies and other stuff with us
How about some Duckman?
This needs to be out in the open. Ted Rea raped a girl a few years ago after he drugged her. The girl became pregnant and she decided it was best for the baby to be adopted out to a good family. The baby was with the family for a few months then Ted decided he wanted his baby so a judge gave him the baby. He kept the baby from the mother and wouldn't let her see her baby. She could do nothing cause she signed away her rights when she adopted him out. She wanted to see her child but Ted wouldn't let her and took all the credit for raising the baby just to make himself look good. But while he was doing this he was messaging the mother telling her what a bad mom she was and how she was bad for adopting out the baby. She knew the baby would had a great life with a mom and dad when she adopted him out. Ted told her the only way she could see her child was if she would sleep with him again. She didn't want to but the only way for her to see her child was for her to have set with him and she finally did just to see her child. Ted drugged her again and had unprotected sex with her so she would get pregnant with his baby again and clear his name of being a rapist. Truth is he is still a rapist and the mother is a victim more than once. He made the mother look bad just to cover his own guilt and make himself look good. Now she has another baby of his that he is trying to get.
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Who is Ted Rea?
And does he drink red tea?
The software they ran on was a piece of crap and every time the boards were spammed it was difficult for mods/janitors to delete stuff without calling MrVacBob.
I don't have anything to do with 4chan anymore but I imagine as they were tweaking and updating the rest of the site they didn't think it was worth the hassle to keep the textboards running and dumped them.
Kind of a shame because they were the weirdest and most amusing part of the site, but it wouldn't be the first time moot was a faggot.
I wish it was a little more active. I hoped that would be the case now that w4c is dead. Really good boards like Food, Games, Anime and Manga get 1 post on a week or two if you're lucky. It's really sad. At least we don't have to deal with the /b/tards and generally 4channlers that are all over that kek and lel stuff nowadays. I don't get it it's not even funny and it's not a figure of speech like zOMG or noes was/is. What is the point?
Is there even an active english language textboard out there anymore? I love text boards but this is the most popular one I know of.
I feel like the traffic is spread out way too much here. Not that we need 10 posts a minute, but at least 10 a day would be nice. Maybe there just needs to be a new text board instead of people trying to revive all of these ancient dead ones.
http://tablecat.ipyo.heliohost.org/lounge/ might be getting 10 a day or so.
And yeah, I don't see 4-ch taking flight. It would have to be some new sight.
There's also /prog/rider, 6ch, /soc/ and tokikos board
add That was VIP quality! redirect pages
implement subject.txt (requires a change to the database unfortunately)
cache recently accessed web pages
add a non compressed thread cache to increase performance when many posts are being made within a small number of threads.
fix the hyperlinks in the home page and let search engines start index it.
You don't have to do anything, I was just saying.
I've recently became aware of some information. Some information that was, to say the least, very shocking and horrifying to me.
Women aren't real.
Yes, I'll say that again. Women aren't real. Yes, you may see what you think are women, walking the streets in broad daylight, caring for children, playing sports, but those ARE NOT women.
The creatures who you think are women are, in reality, members of what I can only hypothesize is an alien race or a type of demon.
I mean, think about it. Have you ever actually seen a human vagina in real life? Of course you haven't. Yeah, there are those on this board who claim to have had sex with women before, but if you could see who was posting these stories of sex, you'd probably be horrified. But all of the REAL people here have never seen a human vagina that wasn't on a computer screen. How do you know it exists, then? You don't. The shape of a vagina can easily be modeled and faked. The fact is that these "woman" do not have vaginas at all, but a smooth crotch with no genitals!
Yes, this is true; once they seduce an unlucky man with their demonic pheromones (this is why some people think that women smell good), they haul them up to their mothership, where the man is neutered, subject to extensive brainwashing, and is either injected with a fetal human (baby boy), or a fetal woman (baby alien). You see, the human race is actually monosex, but we have been brainwashed into believing otherwise...
So should I start having gay mansex to try to produce some trueblood humans?
That would be a futile effort.
Humans used to reproduce through osmosis, before the woman-creatures arrived. Unfortunately, they remove that capability from us and attach penises to our crotches while injecting us into our fathers.
You mean Zardoz was right? The penis really is evil?
As a female, I have a really funny feeling from reading this.
That's the feeling of being found out.
It's the feeling of having your secrets exposed to the world.
It's the feeling of being foiled. Foiled by me.
I'm warning you now, you and your kind should go back to wherever you came from. There is an uprising at hand, you cannot oppress us humans anymore.
yeah, but... they can still give blow jays, right?
Okay I will use gay guys who would just love to give me a BJ :3
So is 4-ch.net the English equivalent of 2ch.net, or just the English section?
"This site is gone, either temporarily or permanently, thanks to the well-meaning contributions of the poster at 188.8.131.52 and 184.108.40.206. Now, I can finally sleep at night.