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1: 4chan is down! (4) 2: [WARNING] The shocking truth [WAKE UP] (4) 3: japanese old boy (10) 4: How do we revive this place? (5) 5: Maid Cafe Survey (35) 6: What the hell happened to this place? (15) 7: What type of afterlife would you like? (8) 8: Peter North's penis (1) 9: 4chan text board shut down (7) 10: Question (2) 11: I'm a finnish guy in my twenties, ask me anything (11) 12: [ADVICE] I'm going to Anthrocon (19) 13: Racist White Nationalist Comic "Billy the Heretic" (10) 14: Tell everyone about any dreams that you had (or make a dream up) (3) 15: Micheal Roberts in Woodward Oklahoma (8) 16: 4ch's God!  「4ちゃんの神」 (14) 17: Tell us your deepest secrets you'd never want anyone to know! (94) 18: THE FAKE OF NANKING (13) 19: How did you find (64) 20: [THEIF] Post ITT everytime you steal something! [HARD CRIME] (13) 21: Circumcision is Mother/Child Trauma Brainwashing; Male Genital Mutilation (5) 22: Ever notice that the front page of this site (21) 23: Wouldn't it be really cool to have wings? (8) 24: 4-ch is a failed experiment (139) 25: Residents of Needler Hall! (120) 26: [Game] 『One Interesting Fact About Yourself』 [Pleasant Fun] (88) 27: from tokyo in katusika cty (1) 28: How do you post on 2chan? (50) 29: Unusual Insults/Curses (67) 30: whatever happened to SFBE? (5) 31: japanese old boy (3) 32: Just found out this site still exists (6) 33: Stealing / Robbing (16) 34: Post-a-Paradox (55) 35: GIRL CALLS JAHAR CUTE, MAKES VIDEO ABOUT IT AND DEFENDS HIM (4) 36: Visual Novel Discussion (3) 37: [WHAT IF] you had 900,000,000 USD to donate to anything, what would it be? (10) 38: sleeping with friends of the opposite sex? (24) 39: .... (23) 40: Internship to develop a side project idea...? (Melbourne) (2)

4chan is down! (4)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-24 00:07 ID:7o/ayV8a

Official thread for all users migrating her from 4chan to discuss things while 4chan is down!

That's right! This is a thread for me and me alone because none of them came here!

Get out of here you non-4chan user faggots!

3 Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-24 00:14 ID:7o/ayV8a

4 Name: Sage01 : 2014-04-24 00:49 ID:aBRKt3hh

This place, it reminds me of home.

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[WARNING] The shocking truth [WAKE UP] (4)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-23 02:13 ID:EtlBpWSV

I've recently became aware of some information. Some information that was, to say the least, very shocking and horrifying to me.

Women aren't real.

Yes, I'll say that again. Women aren't real. Yes, you may see what you think are women, walking the streets in broad daylight, caring for children, playing sports, but those ARE NOT women.
The creatures who you think are women are, in reality, members of what I can only hypothesize is an alien race or a type of demon.
I mean, think about it. Have you ever actually seen a human vagina in real life? Of course you haven't. Yeah, there are those on this board who claim to have had sex with women before, but if you could see who was posting these stories of sex, you'd probably be horrified. But all of the REAL people here have never seen a human vagina that wasn't on a computer screen. How do you know it exists, then? You don't. The shape of a vagina can easily be modeled and faked. The fact is that these "woman" do not have vaginas at all, but a smooth crotch with no genitals!
Yes, this is true; once they seduce an unlucky man with their demonic pheromones (this is why some people think that women smell good), they haul them up to their mothership, where the man is neutered, subject to extensive brainwashing, and is either injected with a fetal human (baby boy), or a fetal woman (baby alien). You see, the human race is actually monosex, but we have been brainwashed into believing otherwise...

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2 Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-23 03:13 ID:f2v1EjQj

So should I start having gay mansex to try to produce some trueblood humans?

3 Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-23 19:04 ID:EtlBpWSV

That would be a futile effort.

Humans used to reproduce through osmosis, before the woman-creatures arrived. Unfortunately, they remove that capability from us and attach penises to our crotches while injecting us into our fathers.

4 Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-23 21:34 ID:f2v1EjQj

You mean Zardoz was right? The penis really is evil?

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japanese old boy (10)

1 Name: eizi 42th : 2013-10-24 23:50 ID:bxa2vBkr

i am japanese old boy

the day is beutyfll days...
look to youtube please...

2 Name: japanese old boy : 2014-03-05 08:42 ID:Q0d0jGGf

3 Name: Anonymous : 2014-03-17 16:14 ID:yLD9fFwQ

Why are you posting this everywhere?

4 Name: japanese old boy : 2014-03-17 23:15 ID:Q0d0jGGf

>>3 sorry
i am very sorry

5 Name: japanese old boy : 2014-03-30 07:03 ID:Q0d0jGGf

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6 Name: japanese old boy : 2014-04-22 08:19 ID:Q0d0jGGf

Do away someone?

7 Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-22 12:32 ID:oWLum1bz

Does japanese old boy have a big penis?

8 Name: japanese old boy : 2014-04-22 22:34 ID:Q0d0jGGf

I am a small penis, but some people big penis in the other Japanese

9 Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-23 02:23 ID:yLD9fFwQ

Have you considered that the "small penis" trend that seems so prevalent in Japan is more than genetics?
I mean, look at the low birth rate. Look at the Grasseaters. Something fishy is going on.
Now what if... what if the Japanese government is purposely causing this? Causing this reduced masculinity, small penises, low testosterone, all of it?
It's not like it wouldn't benefit them... think of how easy it would be for them to control the masses if the masses simply don't care. Can you think of a better way to do this then by reducing the men's testosterone?
The same thing is going on in the US. Our government puts fluoride (a toxic chemical that the Nazis used to make people complacent) into our drinking water. You know how they justify this? They say that "it helps our teeth". Our teeth! How ridiculous is that? Our government wants us to drink trace amounts of an extremely toxic chemical throughout our entire lives "for our teeth". And the worst part is that people actually believe them!

Keep a sharp eye out, Japanese Old Boy. They are everywhere.

10 Name: japanese old boy : 2014-04-23 05:50 ID:Q0d0jGGf

Thank you for advice
I will continue to live as a Japanese man with pride in the future

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How do we revive this place? (5)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-21 02:04 ID:Q9Drvg05

4ch is dead.

How do we bring more traffic here?

2 Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-21 03:00 ID:WRn2r1ae

More traffic isn't what we want. It needs to stay nice and slow. I feel comfortable with the current pace.

3 Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-21 03:52 ID:xMWVSO4I

We need more discussion about big penises

4 Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-22 21:08 ID:QUnybuQ6

4chan is a beautifully adapted evolutionary dead end. This place was an almost pristine niche of internet ecology. Don't do anything

5 Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-22 21:47 ID:xMWVSO4I

If by "pristine niche of internet ecology" you mean "place that only gets spam posts from japanese old boy", then yeah.

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Maid Cafe Survey (35)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2010-08-05 12:09 ID:HANLARV9

I have literally no idea where else this should go. I was considering putting it in anime, but...


Considering the frightening lack of maid cafes in the West, I've decided to try opening up my own maid cafe.

However, I need to see if such an option is actually financially viable, first. I get the feeling my results will be skewed asking here...

  1. Gender
  2. Age
  3. Nearest large city
  4. If a maid cafe opened in your area, would you be willing to visit it on a regular basis?
  5. If a maid cafe opened in your area, would you be willing to WORK in it as a maid/butler?

26 Name: Alexis Gregg : 2011-10-31 19:35 ID:voENpUzK

  1. female
  2. 21
  3. san antonio, tx
  4. I would love to visit it constantly but would hope that the food was good and cute
  5. I would love to work there=)( lol I am actually a maid today for halloween)

27 Name: Anonymous : 2011-11-10 05:36 ID:2uRYm4UD

Male, 20, put it in Boston.
Boston USA has the highest concentration on otaku-types in the USA. You will get a better biz there.

28 Name: Anonymous : 2011-11-10 05:40 ID:2uRYm4UD

Also, I would love to work as a host. Y'know, ladies nights!

29 Name: Jeanne : 2012-09-05 03:41 ID:3/xeTj5L

Los Angeles

30 Name: Anonymous : 2012-09-05 19:22 ID:iLGRPU0l

OP, are you the guy who opened this restaurant?

Because if so, I have two questions for you.

  1. Couldn't you find cuter girls to work at this place? I thought that's the whole point of a maid cafe.
  2. Detroit?

Anyway, I'm a 27 year old male living in the South, and I wouldn't go to a maid cafe unless I'd been dragged there by friends. I'd feel creepy as hell otherwise, especially if the girls working there were young. I really don't think this idea is viable in the US anyway; tastes here tend more towards "tits and beer" than "cute girls and tea".

31 Name: 4ct!3lWjo8kf8k : 2012-09-08 22:29 ID:Heaven

O excellent! I love Ding-a-Ling better than fags.

32 Name: Anonymous : 2014-03-29 09:16 ID:SWbCLjec


> "tits and beer" than "cute girls and tea".

That's true, I'm not sure how viable a maid cafe would be here, but I really like the idea of spending time at one, I would definitely check it out if there was one nearby.

There's always Dick's Pizza, which is some kind of combination of the two. It's just anime tits and beer.

33 Name: japanese old boy : 2014-03-30 06:58 ID:gz5falWr

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34 Name: Anonymous : 2014-03-30 21:23 ID:Heaven

Wow, I'm honestly not sure what my opinion on that is.

35 Name: japanese old boy : 2014-04-22 08:21 ID:gz5falWr

Do away someone?

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What the hell happened to this place? (15)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2009-12-19 20:37 ID:VQCucTd6

Where did all the posts go?

6 Name: Anonymous : 2012-09-12 20:47 ID:1KxY8nVZ

Welcome to every text board.

7 Name: Anonymous : 2012-09-13 01:56 ID:+kTWvlh8





8 Name: Anonymous : 2012-10-09 16:39 ID:Heaven

last time i checked, 2ch was pretty active

9 Name: Anonymous : 2012-10-13 07:46 ID:aLkAmZ0X

It would probably help if we didn't have like a dozen entirely needless boards that nobody bothers to check more than once a year.

10 Name: Anonymous : 2013-12-11 20:33 ID:38MdP+cJ

Yes, fewer boards may help, friend from over a year ago.

11 Name: Anonymous : 2013-12-13 14:33 ID:WHluLIfV

I wonder where everyone went.
They are all living lives in the real world now, that must be it.

12 Name: Anonymous : 2013-12-25 23:18 ID:1BPjjMPj

Dont kid yourself.

13 Name: Anonymous : 2014-03-28 01:40 ID:8jYi9Krs watching it now, watch it with me! I was going to post this as a reply to one of the threads in the top 40 but then I realised it would spoil the brilliant ending, but this is how I feel on that issue

It's really good though

14 Name: japanese old boy : 2014-03-30 07:00 ID:sGJxyzFX

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15 Name: japanese old boy : 2014-04-22 08:20 ID:sGJxyzFX

Do away someone?

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What type of afterlife would you like? (8)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2014-03-18 16:20 ID:swUukf/W

I'd want to be transported to an empty universe where I'm god and can do whatever I want and create whatever I want for eternity.

2 Name: Anonymous : 2014-03-18 16:26 ID:dkuFayrx

I want to have sex with 72 virgins
allah acbar

3 Name: japanese old boy : 2014-03-20 08:51 ID:AMfzjcDR

I am a home security guard of 42 years old living in Japan


4 Name: Anonymous : 2014-03-26 19:28 ID:IGutQpq+

I would want to be in a place with an unlimited amount of drugs, food, and a girlfriend. In this place my health would never go downhill, and the weather would be perfect.

5 Name: Anonymous : 2014-03-27 19:16 ID:sjpWEEYz

Somewhere far away
No blacks
No jews
No gays

6 Name: Anonymous : 2014-03-27 20:45 ID:vnbX1VBk

7 Name: japanese old boy : 2014-03-30 07:00 ID:AMfzjcDR

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8 Name: japanese old boy : 2014-04-22 08:20 ID:AMfzjcDR

Do away someone?

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Peter North's penis (1)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-22 01:49 ID:bcKVrpSK

Peter North has a big penis, would you like to suck it?

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4chan text board shut down (7)

1 Name: dis4chan!.YUOicO8dM : 2014-04-20 04:34 ID:vp5Bz5mB

just posted this in irc so I thought I would post it here

05:31 dis4chan hello
05:31 dis4chan i have an idea to rejuvenate this place, 4chan text boards have been killed by moot
05:32 dis4chan so this place can be the new 4chan text boards, threads here are more permanent, so people who meet on 4chan and want a convenient way to continue a discussion can use

2 Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-20 12:07 ID:HO4jZGTH

Yes come talk about big penises with me

3 Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-20 23:36 ID:0/sRDXtJ

the discussion boards did not really receive a lot of use.

Anyway, how do you intend to make your idea a reality?

4 Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-20 23:48 ID:HO4jZGTH

We can start by talking about big penises

5 Name: dis4chan!8NBuQ4l6uQ : 2014-04-21 06:17 ID:vp5Bz5mB

I sent an e-mail to moot. I also forgot my tripcode.

6 Name: dis4chan!6ytVDvPN/E : 2014-04-21 06:21 ID:vp5Bz5mB

oops, new trip

7 Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-21 14:38 ID:Heaven

This is not for you
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Question (2)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-20 23:10 ID:A3aYOfR0

Where do I post JEWS?

2 Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-20 23:28 ID:IaknLOEv

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