General @4-ch

Here you can talk about any various topic that does not have a board of its own. If you do talk about something that needs to get moved, your thread will either get deleted, closed or moved, depending on circumstances.
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[new] how active is 4ch? (8)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2014-06-19 08:28 ID:89a6kEvz

How active is 4ch?
Do people post often?

2 Name: Anonymous : 2014-06-19 14:42 ID:gU2+ubY3

no because there is a captcha so there's simply no point when enjoyable-to-use boards are available.

3 Name: Anonymous : 2014-06-19 21:50 ID:yySdIMfR

I wish it were more active than this. I love textboards, but most of them seem to be dead, especially after moot closed down Maybe I'm looking in the wrong places. Anyone know any good textboards?

4 Name: Anonymous : 2014-06-20 04:49 ID:89a6kEvz

If you know the board name I.E.
it will take you to the programming textboard, you just can't navigate to it.

5 Name: Anonymous : 2014-06-20 21:59 ID:yySdIMfR

Oh, of course they are still there. You cannot post on them, though. That essentially makes them 'closed down'.

6 Name: Anonymous : 2014-06-25 09:30 ID:GWdZ2I21

It's not very active but not dead either.

7 Name: Anonymous : 2014-07-17 20:33 ID:+19dotIy


I haven't been on 4chan in forever, why the fuck did moot close down 4chan's textboards? Not cool at all.

Would also like to know some more textboards to go on. I only have two websites left to go on and it's starting to gget to my head.

8 Name: Anonymous : 2014-07-21 10:50 ID:xZl5yCg1

The software they ran on was a piece of crap and every time the boards were spammed it was difficult for mods/janitors to delete stuff without calling MrVacBob.

I don't have anything to do with 4chan anymore but I imagine as they were tweaking and updating the rest of the site they didn't think it was worth the hassle to keep the textboards running and dumped them.

Kind of a shame because they were the weirdest and most amusing part of the site, but it wouldn't be the first time moot was a faggot.

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1 Name: Anonymous : 2014-07-05 21:53 ID:badcWBMg

Ready your sperm shields!

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twelve inch pianist (1)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2014-07-03 16:39 ID:56rhkn4I

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Daily Cartoon Stream (3)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2014-06-28 00:12 ID:KZmMyWEE

Going to show cartoons until late. Anyone is welcome to join and queue stuff up. You don't have to register to use the chatbox, just use the Guest Login instead. 8 PM EST to dawn

2 Name: spooker : 2014-07-01 04:55 ID:oH27YU4X

Come watch some scary movies and other stuff with us

3 Name: Anonymous : 2014-07-02 00:00 ID:KZmMyWEE

Make me

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The Beauty of Haiku (5)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2014-06-04 19:59 ID:67L+6yzr

Hello my good friends,
Let us pause and write haiku.

2 Name: Anonymous : 2014-06-06 13:39 ID:C2akuP5+

Isn't this supposed to be / a site to talk about / porn and really dirty stuff?

3 Name: Anonymous : 2014-06-06 20:59 ID:05JbdfaO

Huh huh huh huh huh
Huh huh huh m huh
Huh huh m uh huh

4 Name: Anonymous : 2014-06-06 23:18 ID:8QVj5wHo

Find no culture here
for alas, your princess is
in another castle.

5 Name: Anonymous : 2014-06-19 08:38 ID:Y2xCNQtf

Women are nothing more
than a bunch of tricks and hoes
bitches love haikus

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[WARNING] The shocking truth [WAKE UP] (10)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-23 02:13 ID:EtlBpWSV

I've recently became aware of some information. Some information that was, to say the least, very shocking and horrifying to me.

Women aren't real.

Yes, I'll say that again. Women aren't real. Yes, you may see what you think are women, walking the streets in broad daylight, caring for children, playing sports, but those ARE NOT women.
The creatures who you think are women are, in reality, members of what I can only hypothesize is an alien race or a type of demon.
I mean, think about it. Have you ever actually seen a human vagina in real life? Of course you haven't. Yeah, there are those on this board who claim to have had sex with women before, but if you could see who was posting these stories of sex, you'd probably be horrified. But all of the REAL people here have never seen a human vagina that wasn't on a computer screen. How do you know it exists, then? You don't. The shape of a vagina can easily be modeled and faked. The fact is that these "woman" do not have vaginas at all, but a smooth crotch with no genitals!
Yes, this is true; once they seduce an unlucky man with their demonic pheromones (this is why some people think that women smell good), they haul them up to their mothership, where the man is neutered, subject to extensive brainwashing, and is either injected with a fetal human (baby boy), or a fetal woman (baby alien). You see, the human race is actually monosex, but we have been brainwashed into believing otherwise...

Post too long. Click to view the whole post or the thread page.

2 Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-23 03:13 ID:f2v1EjQj

So should I start having gay mansex to try to produce some trueblood humans?

3 Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-23 19:04 ID:EtlBpWSV

That would be a futile effort.

Humans used to reproduce through osmosis, before the woman-creatures arrived. Unfortunately, they remove that capability from us and attach penises to our crotches while injecting us into our fathers.

4 Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-23 21:34 ID:f2v1EjQj

You mean Zardoz was right? The penis really is evil?

5 Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-28 19:31 ID:ZLOVtfav

As a female, I have a really funny feeling from reading this.

6 Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-30 02:59 ID:EtlBpWSV

That's the feeling of being found out.
It's the feeling of having your secrets exposed to the world.
It's the feeling of being foiled. Foiled by me.
I'm warning you now, you and your kind should go back to wherever you came from. There is an uprising at hand, you cannot oppress us humans anymore.

7 Name: Anonymous : 2014-05-04 20:35 ID:kFQHjgk7

yeah, but... they can still give blow jays, right?

8 Name: Anonymous : 2014-05-27 23:03 ID:EtlBpWSV


9 Name: Anonymous : 2014-05-28 13:46 ID:qi6zV2vu

Okay I will use gay guys who would just love to give me a BJ :3

10 Name: Anonymous : 2014-06-19 07:50 ID:ZbsPoVlj

So is the English equivalent of, or just the English section?

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What happened to Shanachan? (3)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2014-06-18 00:46 ID:33SvY39z
"This site is gone, either temporarily or permanently, thanks to the well-meaning contributions of the poster at and Now, I can finally sleep at night.

Never forget."

2 Name: Anonymous : 2014-06-18 01:54 ID:Heaven

3 Name: Anonymous : 2014-06-18 03:28 ID:Heaven

Hopefully it will make back shortly.

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1 Name: Anonymous : 2014-06-15 18:53 ID:3qYHUA3u


2 Name: Anonymous : 2014-06-16 18:27 ID:zNifqvrY

Zog Is Dead.

3 Name: ZOG : 2014-06-17 01:14 ID:X3UWkkrf

hey guys

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What the fuck is this? (2)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2014-06-09 23:03 ID:GTMsB9U7

Someone please tell what this page is one 2ch?

2 Name: Anonymous : 2014-06-12 16:50 ID:7a3bknHd

haha!? All those buckets of blood take me back to my childhood...

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anal sex with a 400 lb black man in prison (10)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2014-06-03 19:02 ID:W1C1zmB5

We can talk openly about such things can't we?

When you're in there for a long time with no women you can get pretty frisky, and no, it wasn't like the rumors, we took turns pitching and receiving, granted I got more ass cheek than rectum but I was large enough to stimulate his prostate.

How did it start? There are a lot of innocent guys in prison, it is obvious who shouldn't be there and they can sense it, but they know that average guys aren't necessarily pussies, if that were true then they wouldn't be in jail. So we decided to show it by tag teaming, we'd go in the showers together, stick close, keep an eye on each other in the yard because we have to separate by race there, so we're in a hot steamy shower and I lose him and suddenly this panic just comes over me, I heard stories and this is how they usually begin, there were a lot of muscular black guys surrounding me where I was, I move through bumping into naked men looking for a fat black guy. Some of them looking at me, sensing my fear, then I suddenly come face to face with him, he just nodded and looked up without realizing how emotional I was, I sort of hugged him, leaned in on him and ended up kissing him, I was just so relieved to see him, you don't know what it's like. He pushed me away and didn't say anything, I suppose he knew if there was a fuss in the shower it would attract attention. That night he just slid his arm under the covers and grabbed my ass "come on down here". It became something to do to pass the time, an exciting relaxing activity each night. We had to keep it on the downlow of course, he was married and I'm not even gay.

2 Name: Anonymous : 2014-06-03 23:20 ID:WOjZDZg/

Congratulations on discovering the joy of gayness in the anus.

3 Name: Anonymous : 2014-06-04 17:35 ID:W1C1zmB5

I'm not even gay. We just closed our eyes and did it.

Have you studied anatomy? The prostate is right next to the rectum, when you ejaculate it spasms and there is where you feel the orgasm, and what more constructive way of reaching it than another man's penis? Now you poop from there, this is a fact, but poop descends from the colon into the rectum, if you clean it out in the shower before you poop then it is fine. The prison provided condoms anyway.

It is not something I would do outside prison when I have more freedom and opportunities, it is not something I'd do with every man, and I mean this man was big, I didn't feel like I was with a man.

4 Name: Anonymous : 2014-06-04 17:37 ID:W1C1zmB5

clean it out in the shower and do it before you next poop I mean

also you don't go balls deep, just enough to reach the prostate

5 Name: Anonymous : 2014-06-05 22:18 ID:rBzMCwFr


6 Name: Anonymous : 2014-06-06 12:19 ID:W1C1zmB5

well as I proved infallibly it is totally notgay

so this is certain, it's a fact

but even if it weren't gay there is no problem as there is nothing wrong with being gay

glad we cleared that up

7 Name: Anonymous : 2014-06-06 13:03 ID:WOjZDZg/

Penises were clearly involved, but were they BIG penises? I cannot approve unless they were.

8 Name: Anonymous : 2014-06-06 17:51 ID:wHDZpIjv

Dude there is a russian film about all that prison rape thing. It is called bespredel and it is absolutely utterly disgusting.
Poor soviet gays....

9 Name: Anonymous : 2014-06-06 22:30 ID:Vd19jagK

Also look for green elephant, there is raping in army prison.
In 5 bottles of vodka there is raping and killing, too.

10 Name: Anonymous : 2014-06-09 07:25 ID:PDpHd/Fa

you suck

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