Official thread for all users migrating her from 4chan to discuss things while 4chan is down!
That's right! This is a thread for me and me alone because none of them came here!
Get out of here you non-4chan user faggots!
If you're wondering why it's down this is all the information I found.
Oh, and this one
This place, it reminds me of home.
I've recently became aware of some information. Some information that was, to say the least, very shocking and horrifying to me.
Women aren't real.
Yes, I'll say that again. Women aren't real. Yes, you may see what you think are women, walking the streets in broad daylight, caring for children, playing sports, but those ARE NOT women.
The creatures who you think are women are, in reality, members of what I can only hypothesize is an alien race or a type of demon.
I mean, think about it. Have you ever actually seen a human vagina in real life? Of course you haven't. Yeah, there are those on this board who claim to have had sex with women before, but if you could see who was posting these stories of sex, you'd probably be horrified. But all of the REAL people here have never seen a human vagina that wasn't on a computer screen. How do you know it exists, then? You don't. The shape of a vagina can easily be modeled and faked. The fact is that these "woman" do not have vaginas at all, but a smooth crotch with no genitals!
Yes, this is true; once they seduce an unlucky man with their demonic pheromones (this is why some people think that women smell good), they haul them up to their mothership, where the man is neutered, subject to extensive brainwashing, and is either injected with a fetal human (baby boy), or a fetal woman (baby alien). You see, the human race is actually monosex, but we have been brainwashed into believing otherwise...
So should I start having gay mansex to try to produce some trueblood humans?
That would be a futile effort.
Humans used to reproduce through osmosis, before the woman-creatures arrived. Unfortunately, they remove that capability from us and attach penises to our crotches while injecting us into our fathers.
i am japanese old boy
the day is beutyfll days...
look to youtube please...
Why are you posting this everywhere?
Do away someone?
Does japanese old boy have a big penis?
I am a small penis, but some people big penis in the other Japanese
Have you considered that the "small penis" trend that seems so prevalent in Japan is more than genetics?
I mean, look at the low birth rate. Look at the Grasseaters. Something fishy is going on.
Now what if... what if the Japanese government is purposely causing this? Causing this reduced masculinity, small penises, low testosterone, all of it?
It's not like it wouldn't benefit them... think of how easy it would be for them to control the masses if the masses simply don't care. Can you think of a better way to do this then by reducing the men's testosterone?
The same thing is going on in the US. Our government puts fluoride (a toxic chemical that the Nazis used to make people complacent) into our drinking water. You know how they justify this? They say that "it helps our teeth". Our teeth! How ridiculous is that? Our government wants us to drink trace amounts of an extremely toxic chemical throughout our entire lives "for our teeth". And the worst part is that people actually believe them!
Keep a sharp eye out, Japanese Old Boy. They are everywhere.
4ch is dead.
How do we bring more traffic here?
More traffic isn't what we want. It needs to stay nice and slow. I feel comfortable with the current pace.
We need more discussion about big penises
4chan is a beautifully adapted evolutionary dead end. This place was an almost pristine niche of internet ecology. Don't do anything
If by "pristine niche of internet ecology" you mean "place that only gets spam posts from japanese old boy", then yeah.
I have literally no idea where else this should go. I was considering putting it in anime, but...
Considering the frightening lack of maid cafes in the West, I've decided to try opening up my own maid cafe.
However, I need to see if such an option is actually financially viable, first. I get the feeling my results will be skewed asking here...
Male, 20, put it in Boston.
Boston USA has the highest concentration on otaku-types in the USA. You will get a better biz there.
DO NOT PUT IT IN PORTLAND OR, ITS A HIPSTER CESSPOOL.
Also, I would love to work as a host. Y'know, ladies nights!
OP, are you the guy who opened this restaurant? http://www.chouanime.com/
Because if so, I have two questions for you.
Anyway, I'm a 27 year old male living in the South, and I wouldn't go to a maid cafe unless I'd been dragged there by friends. I'd feel creepy as hell otherwise, especially if the girls working there were young. I really don't think this idea is viable in the US anyway; tastes here tend more towards "tits and beer" than "cute girls and tea".
O excellent! I love Ding-a-Ling better than fags.
> "tits and beer" than "cute girls and tea".
That's true, I'm not sure how viable a maid cafe would be here, but I really like the idea of spending time at one, I would definitely check it out if there was one nearby.
There's always Dick's Pizza, which is some kind of combination of the two. It's just anime tits and beer.
Wow, I'm honestly not sure what my opinion on that is.
Where did all the posts go?
WE HAVE FRESH NEW POST EVERY SINGLED DAY!
It would probably help if we didn't have like a dozen entirely needless boards that nobody bothers to check more than once a year.
Yes, fewer boards may help, friend from over a year ago.
I wonder where everyone went.
They are all living lives in the real world now, that must be it.
http://watchseries.lt/episode/black_mirror_s2_e2.html watching it now, watch it with me! I was going to post this as a reply to one of the threads in the top 40 but then I realised it would spoil the brilliant ending, but this is how I feel on that issue
It's really good though
I'd want to be transported to an empty universe where I'm god and can do whatever I want and create whatever I want for eternity.
I want to have sex with 72 virgins
I am a home security guard of 42 years old living in Japan
I would want to be in a place with an unlimited amount of drugs, food, and a girlfriend. In this place my health would never go downhill, and the weather would be perfect.
Somewhere far away
Do away someone?
just posted this in irc so I thought I would post it here
05:31 dis4chan hello
05:31 dis4chan i have an idea to rejuvenate this place, 4chan text boards have been killed by moot
05:32 dis4chan so this place can be the new 4chan text boards, threads here are more permanent, so people who meet on 4chan and want a convenient way to continue a discussion can use 4-ch.net
Yes come talk about big penises with me
the discussion boards did not really receive a lot of use.
Anyway, how do you intend to make your idea a reality?
I sent an e-mail to moot. I also forgot my tripcode.