live commentary track by Sir David Attenborough.
Surprisingly, the resulting feature became tremendously popular
despite having the budget of twelve nuts
and the government of the masonic republic
granted an award to the documentary team.
The documentary team didn't accept the reward
The documentary team didn't accept the reward
despite being offered twice. "We only did
what the voices in our heads said
or Mr. Attenborough will skin us and
return our souls." This prompted the reporters
to repeat their MKULTRA activation phrase, which
was "Why is 4-ch so dead?"
(I think 4-ch is two words)
This, of course, killed the exchange and
the thread was overtaken by "gaynus" posting.
gaynus then went to prison and got
vaccinated. now that there is a microchip
him is instantly tracked and analyzed by
mr. tripfaggot will lead to aids resistance
but, alas, not run-on sentence resistance.
,a war crime under the grammar conventions
He blew marijuana smoke into the screen
and out came a baby named Iskwqpsjdbsowndsqosm.
But the baby didn't live long because
Elon Musk launched it into space, to
Mars and beyond that. We provide leverage
by shitposting on Channel4, the Internet's foremost
dead horse beating club. Then, the baby
wakes up and emits a cry of
"Orange man bad!" as Donald Trump's Twitter
got eventually banned for spreading misinformation to
butthurt SJWs. Elon Musk then used his
disproportionately young girlfriend, Grimes', Twitter fame to
harvest marriage proposal DMs from lonely nerds
before using misappropriated SpaceX technology to elope
with Satoshi Nakamoto, his one true love.
Meanwhile, Dante had been busy trying to
carjack a way back home without having
To listen to you retarded mongoloid faggots
finally finish this thread god dawn it
rocks fall, everyone is dead. the end.
cocks cocks cocks cocks cocks cocks cocks
And thus the niggers were hung from