ITT we write a story 7 words at a time no more no less only 7 words please thank you in advance. (415)

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Someone yawned as they opened their eyes

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and woke up among the ruins of

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the infernal dread lord nalthanlok's smoldering throne

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hispa kek

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, as it was commonly known by. He

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shakily stood up and walked over to

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the unforgiving heights of the cliff ahead.

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The gentle breeze and the futility of existence

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suddenly came upon him, causing his mind

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to achieve a higher state of incredible

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gay arousal. His identity was revealed as

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Dante from the Devil May Cry Series

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in rainbow lettering, flashing over the screen.

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He let his red leather jacket drop

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revealing that, in fact, he was naked

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except for stiletto heels. With a smirk,

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he unveiled his cough syrup suppositories and

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decided to take a walk to the

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DQN board, where this thread belonged. But

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querés bajar y nos fajamos boludo? Querés bajar y nos fajamos? Porque ya me artaste tarado, YA ME ARTASTE ESTÚPIDO, QUÉRES BAJAR Y NOS FAJAMOS? Entonces terminala hermano, terminala, terminá de bardearme, ME ESTAS BARDEANDO DESDE HOY LOCO, ME ESTAS BARDEANDO DESDE HOY ESTÚPIDO, ESTÚPIDO! TERMINALA, terminala!

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" resounded through the countryside, disrupting his walk

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and assaulting his senses. An angry Argentinian

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gently assaulted Dante's hairy navel, forcing him

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to messily orgasm all over his stilettos.

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I don't want to write a story 7 words at a time because people will count my words and pass judgement on me if there are too many of them, therefore I refuse to participate.

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" complained a tremendous faggot. Who was subsequently

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scrutinized for wordcount and judged. Meanwhile, Dante

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was basking in the navel orgasm afterglow

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, he realized that an angry dwarf had

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stolen his precious stilettos. Furious, he decided

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on the uncontrovertedly flat shape of Earth,

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and went for tea. So, to

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relieve himself of this newly found furiousness,

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he consumed huge amounts of tea and

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said out loud, "now this is epic"

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as he urinated on a Fortnite dancer.

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So relieving and refreshing was this sequence,

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that Dante immediately achieved total inner peace

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and became enlightened. He ascended into the

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pentadimensional realm, where he met the maker:

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Squeeks, who looked down on Dante with

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a glee in his eye that could

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only mean trouble. "My name is Squeeks

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the Squirrel, an illustrious red-eyed albino,"

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said Frederico, only pretending to be

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Squeeks, who was on vacation in Hell.

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He did an interpretive dance to indicate

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there was a large pile of fecal

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matter located on top of his head

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and elevated himself to the status of

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"First S-JIS character to be President of

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The Democratic People's Republic of Korea". That

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status finally allowed Squeaks to rule the

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small corner of shit sewer he likes.

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A strange man then approached Squeaks and

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spelled his name correctly, causing the heavens

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to smell what the rock was cooking

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, which happened to be made of squirrels.

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A common delicacy of the time, enjoyed

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by the highest of french nobility, who

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are highly homosexual, being french. The french

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are very proud of their squirrel meat

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because they are homosexuals, who eat squirrels.

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From the shadows came five komodo dragons

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who didn't enjoy eating squirrels as much

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because they aren't homosexuals, who are french.

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However, they are big cocaine enthusiasts. The

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komodo dragons snorted cocaine and began to

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nice

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eat >>69-san for not writing 7 words

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. "I will not finish eating you if

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you tell me how much wood a

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black man can haul in his truck."

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Of course, there was no correct answer

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as it depends on the man himself.

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In God's mind, the whole situation was

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out of existential bounds, leading to post-modernism

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and great industrialization all across the land.

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But then >>69 had a heated gamer

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meal, specially prepared for him by his

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mother fresh from the gaming oven. Moreover

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, the meal was delicious. It had extra

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green onion and an egg. This way,

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there was no need for extra sauce.

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The manufacturers of the Yoshinoya gamer meals

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Did not realize that their product

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only included six words on the packaging

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this made it illegal, ingredients aren't listed.

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This prompted an investigation by the International

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Anyways, >>1, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to 4-ch a while ago; you know, 4-ch?
Well anyways there was nobody there at all, and I almost fucked right back off.
Then, I looked at the thread at the top of the page, and it had "ITT we write a story 7 words at a time no more no less only 7 words please thank you in advance." written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to 4-ch just to write a story 7 words at a time, fool.
It's only 7 words, SE-VEN WORDS for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some 4-ch, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna post an expired meme." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll type in your captcha if you post on /dqn/ instead.
4-ch should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the song thread can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start posting, and then the bastard beside me goes "How do you pronounce 4-ch?"
Who in the world pronounces 4-ch nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to pronounce 4-ch?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "4-ch"?
Coming from a 4-ch veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, breaking the thread rules.
That's right, breaking the thread rules. This is the vet's way of posting.
Breaking the thread rules means derailing the thread. But on the other hand it's way funnier than following them. This is the key.
And then, it's DQN quality. This is unbeatable.
However, if you post this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the moderators from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stick with finding VIP, DQN or IAA on your ID.

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", was broadcast during the investigation, causing confusion

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among the International Yoshinoya Society, who didn't

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approve manipulating the world famous Yoshinoya rant

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into something that was genuinely funny. Once

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the shock of it had passed, they

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assembled a team of experts in order

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to find the terrorist who did this.

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After a three day investigation, the culprit

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was revealed to be none other than

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Dante from the Devil May Cry Series.

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