Urbandict Weeaboo Def.
"Someone who is obsessed with Japan/Japanese Culture/Anime, etc. and attempts to act as if they were Japanese, even though they're far from it. They use Japanese words but usually end up pronouncing them wrong and sounding like total assholes. You can find alot of these faggots clogging up the forums of Gaia Online, hanging out in the international aisle of the supermarket, or crowding the manga section of your local bookstore. Synonym of wapanese."

Urbandict Wapanese Def.

1. Has an unhealthy obsession with shallow, saccharine and intellectually insulting animation shows (also refered to as anime by the nerd elite) originally tailored for young Japanese children

-Unhealthy obsession is not the same as watching animu.

2. Operates under the erroneous belief that every aspect of American culture is vastly inferior to that of Japan’s – even though 99.9% of Wapanese have never had firsthand experience of any sort with their preferred culture (in other words, they’ve never set so much as one foot upon the island(s) of Japan)

• No disagreement here.

3. Halfheartedly studies Japanese language and/or is a part-time practitioner of martial arts

• Agreed w/ halfheatedly studying Japanese. Martial arts are not limited to Japan. Muay Thai and MMA are a hell of a lot more practical and they are "martial arts." The white people who participate in these are far from weeaboos.

4. Has a sword (samurai swords only, of course) collection

• No disagreement here.

5. Is a Virgin

• There are disgusting obese weeaboo girls who will actually sleep with these guys. They have to lower their standards but this is nothing to be proud of. Being a virgin is quite common among this demograph though.

6. May be afflicted with a terminal case of yellow fever; however, they constantly fail in their quest for Japanese pootytang

• No disagreement here.

7. Extreme cases may traipse around whilst wearing a “costume” that makes them resemble their favorite anime characters (this practice is reffered to as cosplay; cross-dressing and raging homosexuality is not an uncommon component of cosplay.

• Cosplay is pretty dumb unless it is a hot girl (extremely rare).