Urbandict Weeaboo Def.
"Someone who is obsessed with Japan/Japanese Culture/Anime, etc. and attempts to act as if they were Japanese, even though they're far from it. They use Japanese words but usually end up pronouncing them wrong and sounding like total assholes. You can find alot of these faggots clogging up the forums of Gaia Online, hanging out in the international aisle of the supermarket, or crowding the manga section of your local bookstore. Synonym of wapanese."

Urbandict Wapanese Def.

1. Has an unhealthy obsession with shallow, saccharine and intellectually insulting animation shows (also refered to as anime by the nerd elite) originally tailored for young Japanese children

-Unhealthy obsession is not the same as watching animu.

2. Operates under the erroneous belief that every aspect of American culture is vastly inferior to that of Japan’s – even though 99.9% of Wapanese have never had firsthand experience of any sort with their preferred culture (in other words, they’ve never set so much as one foot upon the island(s) of Japan)

• No disagreement here.

3. Halfheartedly studies Japanese language and/or is a part-time practitioner of martial arts

• Agreed w/ halfheatedly studying Japanese. Martial arts are not limited to Japan. Muay Thai and MMA are a hell of a lot more practical and they are "martial arts." The white people who participate in these are far from weeaboos.

4. Has a sword (samurai swords only, of course) collection

• No disagreement here.

5. Is a Virgin

• There are disgusting obese weeaboo girls who will actually sleep with these guys. They have to lower their standards but this is nothing to be proud of. Being a virgin is quite common among this demograph though.

6. May be afflicted with a terminal case of yellow fever; however, they constantly fail in their quest for Japanese pootytang

• No disagreement here.

7. Extreme cases may traipse around whilst wearing a “costume” that makes them resemble their favorite anime characters (this practice is reffered to as cosplay; cross-dressing and raging homosexuality is not an uncommon component of cosplay.

• Cosplay is pretty dumb unless it is a hot girl (extremely rare).

>>1-16
stupid guys who don't study the Japanese language to realize that they are at a disadvantage. Try harder, I'll lol.

>>16

What?

>>17

And what exactly do you mean "try harder" what do you think I'm trying to be?

I have no idea what you're going about.

>>16
I've never heard of anyone considering the east asian eyelid to be unattractive. Blepharoplasty/Epicanthoplasty is a ridiculous procedure.

>>20

Try to get out and interact with fellow humans once a while...

>>21
Try to get out.

>>17 Japanese is fucking useless. Learn Mandarin it's a lot more useful.

>>23

First of all, Japanese is not useless.
And people think that I need to learn Mandarin because of my heritage but fuck that, the only place Mandarin is useful is in chinar.

>>24
They're both very important in the business world.

>>22
NO U!

>>25
Who wants to do business with mongoloids?

>>26

> Who wants to do business with mongoloids?

You may be in a better position to tell us from first hand experience.

So.... the only reason to ever learn a language is for economic reasons????

Logically, Japanese should be pretty high on the list of desirable languages then.

But I guess it's not as sexy as Mandarin. Meh, there are languages fads, they come and go.