News update. It DOES appear to be a lulz ddos attack, judging from what someone said on 7chan/b/, although said page was tough to load because a)there was a giant image of dinosaurs in the act of 69, and b) the page was flashing, and c) there were rotating penises moving all over the place. Try to keep the page simple, ok? morons.
i still prefer 4chan, especially since it wasn't all that slow when it was running.