OK here are more original quotes of mine!

Did not strong connections draw me elsewhere, I believe Scotland would be the country I would choose to end my days in. — Me

We all know that Prime Ministers are wedded to the truth, but like other wedded couples, they sometimes live apart. — Me

Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open. — Me

An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support. — Me

Never wrestle with a pig; you both get muddy and the pig enjoys it. — Me

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Arguing on the Internet is like the Retarded Olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded. — Me