Does anyone else here want a friend that's much younger than them? I'm 18 and I would like a 13 year old friend.

Like a sidekick?

Just someone there, someone that has an interest in you.

Does anyone else here want a girlfriend that's much younger than them? I'm 18 and I would like a 13 year old girlfriend.

Also acceptable.

Me, I like throwing knife-wielding infants out of a bag at my enemies. I'm the worst superhero ever.