That reminds me; When I was in second grade someone made a mudpie and was daring everyone to eat it. Nobody would, but when he dared me I didn't want to be made fun of so I calmly and cooly said "You guys are pussies", took a bite, swallowed, and walked away. In truth I wanted to throw up, but I just kept acting like it was no big deal. Everyone thought I was the coolest thing ever.