Hah hah hah. Yeah man. PENIS. I know a guy who lived in Japan for a year for work, and he hated it, but for different reasons. He seemed to say that everything felt cold and unfriendly, nobody would talk to each other in public, and stuff like that.

I don't doubt that Japan sucks. I don't think there's a perfect country anywhere in the world, but yeah man, PENIS DENIS. PENIS COCKIN'. I can fully understand how Japan would be likely to suck, big-time.

Next some someone grabs you, get cockin' big time. Smile and tell them that you're actually a man or something.