ITT post weird/funny/horrible things you've found on Wikipedia.
For starters:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Princess_Janay
This user exemplifies all the reasons why there should be an age restriction for Wikipedia editors. Here are a couple of quotes from her page:
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Things I hate
* people who call Sean Paul a rapper.
* vandalism
* people who say Wikipedia isn't a reliable source of info.
* Wikipedians that aren't admins, and still pretend that they are, by pushing people around.
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People, Places, and Things I love
* writing propaganda essays
* going to parties
* Christian Siriano
* Easter Sunday
* Beyonce
* Sean Paul
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She also has 1337 graphic skills:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Princessborder.jpg