Oh, what the fuck. You had a BJ so "not five minutes after" you jump on the computer and made a thread about it. Maybe you're BSing, maybe you're not, but either way you come off as insensitive at best and a troll at worst.

Is this kind of thread what this board is going to be about? I thought it was "Love and Romance," not "The Penthouse Forum."

And funny how you mock computer nerds in your last paragraph but say you got head whilst driving to an anime con twice in the previous paragraph.