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I want someone to leech my money, try my patience, and waste my time! I want someone to bitch at me if I do things correctly, incorrectly, not at all, or with my most effort. I want someone who is not in control of their emotions and has the potential to fly off the month at least once a month. On top of that, I want someone who has the legal right to 50% of my stuff if they should divorce me!

Women are like venus flytraps.