Kay I gotta step in now seriously I don't think this belongs in the Love and Relationships
there ain't no love here and there sure ain't no relationship unless you count the one you have with your right/left hand.
this really belongs in some messed up catagory of madmen that haven't been created yet
btw you can't talk about being like Jesus, wanting to go to Valhalla, Valkyrie don't exist, nor does true Communism (its really just a dictatorship now)
and I think someone watched to much anime....
see what too much anime can do to you when you think that is the real world?