This is weird if you are a girl, but if yer a dude, then maybe you could try not being gay. It isn't hard. I mean dude you are either getting cornholed or cornholing somebody. That's weak. I don't care, I DO NOT CARE. You CAN NOT justify sticking something up your butt. It isn't normal, natural, safe or healthy. I have yet to see animals stick things up their asses. Try a girl out, I mean they have this hole RIGHT IN FRONT(super convenient) and they even have boobs to look at and squish, and no need for KY Jelly because their hole is self lubricating. I mean there are flat girls out their too, and some of them are ugly enough to be men.

I mean that's just the best advice I can give you, maybe this is a sign that you need to get it together, I dunno.