Step 3 - VIOLENCE: That's right, nothing gets the attention of the person or persons you love like horrible violence. Tie them up with a rope, then carve your insignia into their forehead. Rest assured, they won't forget you anytime soon.

Step 4 - BUY HER/HIM A PONY: Everyone needs something to eat.

Step 5 - GENERALIZE: Remember that EVERY relationship is EXACTLY the same, so taking advice for one specific type of relationship and applying it to your own relationship is a GOOD idea.

Step 6 - POST CRAPPY TOPICS: Nothing says "I don't want to die all alone" like acting like a pathetic, whiney loser making topics asking stupid questions from perfect strangers. Nothing EXCEPT acting like a pathetic, whiney loser that makes a topic GIVING OUT stupid advice and generalizations on relationships.

Step 7 - SHOTAY: LARIAAAAAATOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!