How to tell if a girl is attracted to you? (68)

13 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-05-30 06:15 ID:MMl9G+jz

If a girl is attracted to you she will come over and run off at the mouth to you. Pay her not attention.

If you need to get a girl's attention, then proceed to her immediate vicinity and ask her if she would like two tickets.

She will inquire what the two tickets are for.

Strike your best pose and say "TO THE GUN SHOW!" Flex your muscles as you say "TO THE GUN SHOW!"

If you have no muscles, hit the gym you puny little shit.
If you have a need to be a puny litle shit or are too goddamn lazy to pick up a weight or are terminally obese you may substitute flexing muscles by presenting her with your Steyr AUG.

So when you say "TO THE GUN SHOW" pull out your Steyr AUG. She might freak out and run, but at least you got to show off your Steyr AUG.

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