Oh my god.

Dude, you sound like a real creep that's your problem right there.

"I will forfeit everything I have for this girl".

Dude, you don't even know her. She could be a communist or a hippie for all you know.

And this "Accost" spiel. What the hell? You don't accost a girl.

Is it so goddamned hard for you just to strike up some form of conversation with her?

Jesus man, you have a dick and balls. ACT LIKE IT!

The worst she can do is call you an asshole and ignore you.
Then you just move on. Please don't fixate or obsess on this one girl who you don't even know, really.

First of all, I'm going to come out and say it. You're a real fucking creep. You're a son of a bitch and your mother fucks for dollars on the street corner, servicing mostly blacks and hispanics. Usually going so far to give them a discount. You have chronic dandruff, you're breath smells bad, and I shudder at the prospect that you may one day pollute the earth with your inferior seed. If I had a daughter, and you were to come to my house wishing to date her, I'd have a fucking shotgun ready to blow your ass away. No Jury in the WORLD would convict me, and I'd probably get a Medal and a Hero's parade for doing the job no one else had the time or interest to do.

Now that THAT is out of the way, your warrior training is complete. you're an asshole and a putz. Now get your goddamn ass out of your goddamn chair next time you go to your goddamn class and actually TALK to the girl. Don't interrogate her, don't drone on, and for the love of fuck don't try to impress her with your nerd bullshit. The secret is to let HER do ALL the fucking talking. Once she does this you will win her trust and find out if you even really like her or if she is a bitch.

What the hell is wrong with you people these days? You act like you're going to marry her on the third date. Let's work on getting that first one, OK? And if she says no then she's a bitch and you move on.

This isn't rocket science you know.