1) Lose weight
2) Make sure you're not an ugly piece of shit
3) If you fail at 2), significantly lower your standards
3) ?
4) Profit.

>>16-17 has never had sex (with a human), and never will.

>>15
No, you're not right.

Ok, I've lost some weight
I'm both half-decent and have low standards

What exactly is step 3?