This woman is like, the woman I've always wanted. The real deal. Intelligent, nice, and deep. She's pretty, but... she's fat. And I can't help it but think of what would my family/friends say if I actually dated her. I really don't know what to do.

Why? Fat people are ugly. They smell you will get smushed when you bone her.

how much does she weigh? more than you? just take her to yo gym and butt sex her in the treadmill

eat her shit until your penis turns into a helicopter

drink her urine until your butthole becomes the size of a supermassive black hole