>>2
Wow, someone seems to be a bit of a bigot.

>>3
She's a psychotic morbidly obese Paris Hilton? Seriously, that's the only way to describe her.

Also, I can't seem to find any non-Catholic that finds me attractive, which is even moreso bizzare because I live in a part of the US that is strongly Baptist and Methodist... Catholics making up only a small minority.

Ugh, c'mon people, help me out a bit here! This has become an utter curse!