Translation for >>3:
Yeah, I know I should just find a fat pokeball woman, but I don’t want to meet just any fat pokeball woman. I want a woman who likes music (such a rarity!). That would be like heaven. Just to re-iterate; it would be like heaven.

Funnily enough, I found pokeball who likes music and anime at an anime expo (what are the chances?!). We talked about dragonballz for two hours. Our connection was just so platonic. We’re even considering going to the next con dressed as a couple. That was a very big step for me. I’m never going to let her go.

So guys, it looks like I ended up with a fat pokeball woman after all. My pokeballs are still intact. My dreams of marrying a non-fat pokeball woman (aka. “NORMAL GIRL” quote: >>1), lasted only for an instant. It last for two posts to be exact. Haha, someone remind me why I started this thread again?