http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerrit_Adriaensz._Berckheyde
>He could not pronounce his own name. He also had surgery to switch his ears. He loved to judge men's wet t-shirt contests and got extremely giddy when he did this. He was morbidly obese as a child due to an addiction to twinkies. He lost all this weight during a gastric bypass surgery at the age of 13.