Yeah baby...I am going to try that with my wife. I plan to fuck her right on the god damn alter! YES! I will worship my wife as a goddess and speak in tongues (which using my tongue). Then I will get a keg of beer and empty it onto the alter and finally pray for sexual powers from the furby I keep in the trunk of my car.

Rinse, Wash, Repeat!

Atheist and PROUD!