I know this is a weird example, but my brother also has a hairy ass(from him mooning me way too many times). He is also not so great looking in the face(big nose ect.) But he also has a great sense of humour, and he is really smart. Right now he his going out with this gorgeous girl, and she doesn't care about what he looks like. She even dumped her boyfriend of 5 years for my brother. In this situation looks didn't matter, they just got along amazingly well. So in conclusion, so what if you have a hairy ass, I'm sure you have a great personality!