Lately I've developed this odd behavior when I'm out on the town, in which I talk to chicks and gay dudes in an obviously effeminate tone even though I have absolutely no desire to have sex with men. At dance clubs with significant numbers of homosexual patrons, I also enjoy dancing like a full-on pansy.

Now, I'm 99.99% confident in my unwavering heterosexual mating preferences -- in fact, I just had a really good lay last night -- but I also don't want to start giving people the wrong impression. Then again, I do really enjoy expressing myself this way. What does I do? :(