Oh this reminds me.

OK, I have this cousin, she has never really acted "sexual" around me, but a few summers ago she asked me for some money, so I gave her like $5 and she took the freaking thing, put it down her pants and rubbed it against her vagina.
I started to get pretty hard there, I'm pretty sure her tart of a cousin (from her mothers side) told her to do it, anyways my cousin acted all weirded out when I wanted my money back, hell yeah I want my money back, I'm not losing $5!