i need your help
i am a bit strange & i would like to be able to label my mental condition so i can treat it.
i like to relieve myself in unusual places.
I'm not an exhibitionist, cause mostly it is in the kitchen sink.
Oh, and when i do take a dump in the actual toilet, i first put a colander in there so i can capture it.
Then i inspect it closely & immediately take it out to the compost pile.
So, what kind of freak am i?