I will NEVER love anyone like I love myself. The only reason masturbating feels like the only thing worthwhile is because I have a pretty good technique, not because I am the most awesome person ever. Do not trust anybody who tells you love will make everything all better. It will truly change nothing, only temporarily impair your ability to think clearly. When love ends, as it always will, you can only hope you did not do any expensive mistakes such as marrying someone.

I fell in love once, I had a companion once. They weren't the same person. Twenty and a virgin. What number seventeen said, "If you really want sex, it's as easy as walking out the door", is false. I have good looks, go out a lot, talk to people, have friends. I am sociable, amicable. I don't turn anybody down. I assure you, there is absolutely no one out there who will have sex with me, no matter what. Actually, God doesn't exist. Me being a virgin proves it. Yes, that is a challenge. Prove I am wrong!