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>>51
I apparently need a better university, since it hasn't helped me get any sex. Mom went crazy when I said to her that I might as well quit school because it doesn't get me laid. Seriously, I could get a job at McDonald's so I could earn some money to blow on hookers and drugs. Those are the only things I've ever been interested in anyway. It isn't very special or unique, but at least I'm not killing myself over love or a broken heart. I wouldn't mind being useless to humanity and/or a dumbass, if it got me laid and feeling euphoric.