There is an alternative to suicide, and that is homicide. Those people causing you pain should pay -- do you think those gay guys that reject you will look so smug when they are buried in your yard? I should think not. Here's another on the plus-side, missy: your job will seem less degrading when co-workers start disappearing, and you will be treated with more respect by your boss because you will be more valuable (with no people available to schedule for work). Just don't eat anyone, or one day the prison guards will think you are nutty.