> My friend just got a cease and desist letter from his ISP for downloading a movie. I'm a piss poor student. I work my balls off every day of the week, get an average of five and a half hours of sleep a night, and make about $50 a week. I don't have the damn money to appease the RIAA every day, and even if I did, I'd rather spend my money supporting local and indie groups. Please don't bitch at me about ethics, that debate should be in /net/ or /debate/

That's the worst attempt at a 'friend of mine' story I've every had the misfortune of reading. You shifted to first person immediately after the first sentence and never went back.

Anyway, if you want to hook up that connection, you should probably subcontract it out to DARPA.