Dead Baby Jokes (6)

1 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2009-03-09 02:39 ID:xQiDNKI4

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  ∧_/∩ミ  ,; ,||| Q. What's the difference between a dead baby and an onion?
 ( ・∀・ |_つ ` :      A. You don't cry when you chop up a dead baby.
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2 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2009-03-09 02:53 ID:xQiDNKI4


                                        
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              Q. How many dead babies does it take to change a flat tire?  ';*;∵
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                    A. Six. Two to chock the wheels, and four
                     to cushion the car in case the jack fails.

3 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2009-03-09 02:56 ID:xQiDNKI4

Q. What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon?

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          {:: : :ノ ,_;:;:;ノ、 ェェ ヾ: :::} A. One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer    
          l: :ノ /二―-、 |: ::ノ      and the other is a watermelon.
           | //   ̄7/ /::ノ  
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   ヽヽ   /  /  \    |   |           ,,,,,,,iiiiillllll!!!!!!!lllllliiiii,,,,,,,
    \\|  |____|   .|   |           .,llll゙゙゙゙゙        ゙゙゙゙゙lllll,
     \/  \       |   |           .|!!!!,,,,,,,,       ,,,,,,,,,!!!!|
     | ヽ_「\      |   |、         |  ゙゙゙゙!!!!llllliiiiiiiiiilllll!!!!゙゙゙゙ .|
     |    \ \――、. |   | ヽ         .|     .゙゙゙゙゙゙゙゙゙゙     |
     |   / \ "-、,  `|  |  ヽ       |               |
  _/   /    "-, "' (_  ヽ  ヽ      .|               |
/    __ノ      "'m__`\ヽ_,,,, ヽ      |               |
`ー― ̄          ヽ、__`/ー_,,,, ゙゙゙゙!!!!!!!lllllllliii|               |
                    \゙゙゙゙゙゙゙!!!!!lllllllliiiii|               |
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                              ゙゙!!!,,,,,,,,       ,,,,,,,,,!!!゙゙
                                   ゙゙゙゙!!!!llll(\iiiiiiiilllll!! /)
                             /.// ・/ /∵ ヽ\  ミ・○×彡
                                ・∵, ’,∴ ・¨・.;,;ヾ∵..:
                                   ∴';*;∵; ζ。∴

4 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2009-03-09 03:11 ID:xQiDNKI4

Q. What do you call a million dead babies at the bottom of the Atlantic ocean?



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                  ,'´r==ミ、  A. An all-you-can-eat lobster buffet.
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                  |l〉l..゚ー゚ノl     / ̄ ̄ ̄ヽ
                  |!/'i)卯iつ    / ̄∈≡∋ ̄ヽ
      ┏┳┳┳┓/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄\
 ( ̄ヽ/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄                            ¢  \
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5 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2009-03-09 03:18 ID:xQiDNKI4

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Q. How do you make a dead baby float?
               / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
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  (   ,,)日(    )∇  < ...and a frozen dead baby.
― /   |―-(    )――  \___________
\(__.ノ   ━┳━)
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 ̄ ┻ ̄ ̄ ̄ ┻ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

6 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2009-03-09 03:24 ID:xQiDNKI4

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. 88888/      ,,--''~''--,, -      l8888   Q. What's the difference between a hundred dead babies
 8888/     --  _  --      ヽ888     and a suitcase full of money?
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 88  / ̄ ̄   ヘ      /    ̄~~\ 88   A. I don't have a suitcase full of money in my crawlspace.
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