Had you actually written this seriously, instead of as ill-meaning sarcasm, you would have made any number of good points. As it stands now, though, it just looks like you were offended by the Unix thread, and thought that those of us who posted in it are Windows users who would be offended if you turned the tables on us and critized Windows!. Unfortunately, that's not the case. Neither dmpk2k nor me (nor, I'll bet, many others who posted in the thread but who I don't know) are big fans of Windows, and would fully agree with most criticism of it.

But sadly, you chose to be an asshat instead, and thus, you failed.