I like plastic. Plastic bags are useful. Plastic cups are great for parties. Plastic water bottles are great when not at home. Plastic straws make drinks more enjoyable.

So, it will kill sea turtles. What the fuck have sea turtles ever done for me? For fucks sake. If sea turtles didn't exist, my life would be exactly the same as it is right now. Don't get rid of a useful thing for some random useless thing in the ocean. People are such idiots.