Sperm is being used to create an eco-friendly alternative to plastic (15)

2 Name: Anonymous Scientist : 2021-12-11 01:07 ID:5/b/IJ4T

These sorts of clever eco-friendly plastic alternatives get suggested every couple months or so, but nothing ever seems to come out of it. Virtually every single time there's either some serious defect that makes it impossible to commercialize or the plastic alternative is impossible to mass produce in a reasonable way.
In this case, it's both. The sperm-plastic is water-soluble, which rules out countless use-cases right away, and I can't imagine that there's any convenient way of mass-producing sperm in large enough quantities to compete with what's possible with oil. Not to mention, freeze-dried oily sperm paste sounds significantly less convenient for forming products than normal extruded or mould-injected plastics.

3 Name: Unverified Source : 2021-12-13 03:41 ID:zLY1iBo1

>>2
what do you mean we cant create a world supply of lego toys with just collecting 1-san's fap sessions?

4 Name: Unverified Source : 2021-12-13 05:24 ID:+ZcyDcEE

>>3
Very real possibility that this project's sperm quota could be met in a week by giving away special-purpose Fleshlight clones via PornHub ads in exchange for the promise that end users would send their used devices into the manufacturing company. 2-san isn't even trying lmao

5 Name: Unverified Source : 2021-12-17 06:57 ID:WzEO/uHU

>>5
Presumably the fleshlights would be also made of the "eco-friendly alternative to plastic."
Is it gay if you masturbate with a fleshlight made from another dude's sperm?

6 Name: vc: mess : 2021-12-17 06:58 ID:Heaven

Whoops, meant to type >>4 obv. Is it gay if you backlink to your own post?

7 Name: Unverified Source : 2021-12-17 07:45 ID:I66BULeH

Gives "hotgluing plastic" a whole new definition.

8 Name: Unverified Source : 2021-12-17 23:58 ID:Heaven

>>5

>Is it gay if you masturbate with a fleshlight made from another dude's sperm?

only if you forget to say "no homo" afterward, faggot

9 Name: Unverified Source : 2021-12-18 13:12 ID:Heaven

>>5
what if you use the sperm from a cute girl?

10 Name: Unverified Source : 2021-12-18 20:32 ID:Heaven

>>9

>sperm
>a . . . girl

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sperm
you're welcome

11 Name: Unverified Source : 2021-12-19 11:21 ID:Heaven

Seeing as this thread started on the topic of salmon sperm, >>9 might be a clownfish.

> In the Amphiprion percula species, there are zero to four individuals excluded from breeding and a breeding pair living in a sea anemone. Dominance is based on size, the female being the largest and the reproductive male being the second largest. The rest of the group is made up of progressively smaller males that do not breed and have no functioning gonads. If the female dies, in many cases, the reproductive male gains weight and becomes the female for that group. The largest non-breeding male then sexually matures and becomes the reproductive male for the group.

12 Name: Unverified Source : 2022-02-23 09:16 ID:Y0Lp+lym

Imagine using a condom made with other people's sperm.. This is advanced cucking.

13 Name: Unverified Source : 2022-04-06 17:00 ID:Heaven

It allows you to feel camaraderie and brotherhood while masturbating, thus increasing the pleasure beyond what virtual w*men can offer. The bond between two men is stronger than simple lust, and there's nothing shameful about feeling this beautiful bond, of two men sharing their masculinity, during your most vulnerable and private moments.

14 Name: Unverified Source : 2022-04-08 02:44 ID:ZyeW+ZC8

>>12
That's the problem with sheep skin condoms.
How do you know they aren't using the intestines of a MALE sheep?

15 Name: Unverified Source : 2022-04-11 23:19 ID:yooEi6yn

>>2

>any convenient way of mass-producing sperm in large enough quantities

Europe has introduced the habit of daily masturbation to every teen and adult male globally. Easy.

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