... and I farted.
Is that really lolocaust back on the internet?
What happened to him anyway?
I dunno, I think he left the *chans back before 7chan showed up, but every so often theres something that shows up on the internet made of win and lolocaust which gives my heart a small glimmer of hope that lols exist somewhere.
So anyways, >>93, listen to me. This has nothing to do with lolocaust, but you need to hear this. It's a beautiful Saturday afternoon, not a cloud in the sky, real t-shirt weather, y'know? I'm even wearing my brand new Todd Goliath Goldman designed "Dear God please make everyone die" shirt. It's so cute and original I just love it. The kids have been getting excellent grades in school, so to treat them, I take my family to Yoshinoya when I hear about this 150 yen off special. The kids love it there. We're in line, waiting to order, and behind me is this pasty, skinny hunched over little guy dressed all in black, with narrowed eyes under his long faggy goth hair and a general pissed-off-at-the-world look about him. He's always muttering something to himself about God knows what.
Anyways, we put in our orders, and I ask for the XL beef bowl with extra sauce and that scrawny little fuck behind me goes insane.
"EXTRA SAUCE?" he yells in my face. "WHAT KIND OF FUCKING MORON ORDERS EXTRA SAUCE? I BET YOU JUST LIKE SAYING EXTRA SAUCE!!"
So I punched him in the face, and he fell to the floor, and everyone laughed at him as he scrambled out of the restaurant, peeing himself in terror.
And I told my kids, "It's okay to order extra sauce."
Okay, so I went to yoshinoya with my family, okay?
Yoshinoya, and there was this guy there who I had never seen before, and I noticed a sign that said 150 yen off.
We dont normally go that often because I dont make that much money, but however when we do, I always get the big bowl, announce it to my kids, and share with them, its the nice thing to do.
So there was this jerk who was sitting alone, eating his with Extra onions. Who the hell orders extra onions? Thats just asking for ridicule and to smell terrible for the rest of the day.
I always get extra sauce, because its always delicious.
So that's why, whenever you go to yoshinoya, order the big bowl with extra sauce.
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>>96
You are a disgrace to us Yoshinoya enthusiasts.
So anyways, yesterday I 100got.
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( ゚ ヮ゚) Can I have extra sauce?
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\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ I didn't say I had extra sauce.
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So I went to Yoshinoya, you know, THE Yoshinoya. It looked like they hadnt had a good year and the place was in terrible shambles.
They tore it down and built a mcdonalds.
the end.
Yesterday, I farted. And some guy went to Yoshinoya.
it carries out and is w
('A`) WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS HE GETTING THE LARGE BEEF BOWL WITH EXTRA SAUCE, THIS IS AN OUTRAGE.
( ・-・) More sauce plox.
Soviet Russia went to me, you know, Soviet Russia?
Well anyways there was an even more insane number of people in line, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "1 ruble off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
Soviet Russia doesn't come to you just because it's 1 ruble off, fool.
It's only 1 ruble, 1 POINT ZERO rubles for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, Soviet Russia out for you.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the borscht." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 1 ruble if you get out of those seats.
Soviet Russia should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "Borscht, with extra vodka."
Who in the world orders extra vodka nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra vodka?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra vodka"?
Coming from a Soviet Russia veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra iron.
That's right, extra iron. This is the vet's way of eating.
Extra iron means more iron than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stick with today's special.
It's OK to want extra sauce.
ソースが少ないや!
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Burp.
I went to Gyuushin yesterday. Unlike Yoshinoya, they still serve you real beef bowls. WITH extra sauce.
What the fuck is this shit?
LOL THIS THREAD SUCKS COCK
IT SUCKS SO MUCH COCK.
SO MUCH COCK IT'S NOT FUNNY.
Cock is always funny.
hahaha!
cock is funny!
HUEG BLK CAWK
whoa 1993?
Yesterday I went to......
Awww fuck it. I'm not going to copypasta that thing again.
>>140 Okay.
Yesterday, I went to Yoshinoya...
... and I farted.
(´^ิω^ิ)
the other day, Zetsubou Sensei went to yoshinoya
( ・-・) Did he want extra sauce or what?
I miss QUALITY threads like this one
So zit this, >>1, relevance low I know but you need the burst. Yesterday high-sun I was drytanked, you res me? So I went to Yoshinoya; yes, THE Yoshinoya, that deeky noodle zaibatsu that has its rippers everywhere. So the place was overstuffed with the quietly desperate - no ass parking availabe for Y.T. if you drift. I closed my eyes and vid the homepage and in spinning flames it's hammering 150 nuYEN OFF through my socket. That's like what, half a kongbuck? That's nothin' mang.
The place is hip deep in burbanites and their happy accidents. I finally get my order and start horkin when I hear this one blobulent zipperhead reek an XL beefhat with extra sauce. What kind of nippleslkorching backfat rub orders extra sauce? I wanted to icebreak him. I'd take a whole hour to pop his stack.
Ah fuck it. This sucks :(
>>146 choked to death on Shadowrun lingo! Naturally, the other runners swiped his junk and tossed him in a ditch. BAD END.
Cyberpunk is so last millenium...
So I was going to go to Yoshinoya today (150 yen off! Awesome!) and stuff myself with the tried & true extra large w/extra sauce (fuck those green onions), but my car was covered with snow, so I stayed in and made a grilled cheese sandwich.
So I fucked this chick at Yoshinoya and she was all "oooo extra sauce extra sauce!"
So, I used to have a job where I "pumped out" the "extra sauce", but then everyone switched to green onions. WTF? How the fuck am I supposed to feed and cloth my 12 kids now?!?!?!
i went to yoshinoya the end
i went to the end and there was extra sauce
I woke up and there was extra sauce in my end -and $1500 in my bank account! Can you believe it?
>>111
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I wanted to go to Yoshinoya but there aren't any in Iowa :(
I would but he's anti-Yoshinoya.
And his breath stinks of extra green onions.
And he's part of the sauce minimization coalition.
And he's named "Ron Paul".
But he brings in a nice Pron Haul.
an he always makes me mon lol
and he called me "pig"
And he hates my fleet-footed black friends. They can't help their fleet-footedness.
And he's a constitutional literalist who would tear up the establishment clause.
And he wants to interrogate me for like an hour.
And he says that extra sauce is a states' rights issue, but it is pretty clear that he just wants all the states to ban extra sauce.
I visit here first time.
KinenKakiko.
That is not a word so why do you say it?
KanonKokeki.
I just wanted to hear myself say it
KikiExtraSauceKo
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That is not a ahkrosjnmkdy xanax why did you gkhreu cialis nxzojm it?
Uguu~
Unyuu~
So anyways, I went to Yoshinoya and bumped into this thread and we had a good time eating beef bowls with extra sauce together.
Yesterday I went to Yoshinoya, so today I think I'll go to mickey d's
So I went to the Waterloo, Iowa Yoshinoya for breakfast and had french toast on a bed of rice with a glass full of orange juice and soy sauce.
It's okay to want extra sauce.
Unko~
It's not okay to want unko.
Features and Benefits
* Our signature items are our unique, tasty and juicy Teriyaki Chicken Bowl, Beef Bowl or try both in our delicious Combo Bowl
* Fast, friendly service
* Different from any other fast food chain concept - no one else offers this healthy, fresh and nutritious alternative to traditional fast foods
* Clean Environment.
* Offer healthy options such as skinless chicken with fresh vegetables over steamed rice or chicken salads
* Located near you. There are over 80 stores in California and New York.
* Convenient open hours, 24-hour service in some locations
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* Very reasonable prices especially when compared to other Japanese foods
* Established for over 100 years in Asia and 25 years in USA
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* All orders are freshly prepared to your own specifications - hot!
* Visit Yoshinoya as a balanced nutritional change from a traditional unhealthy fast food diet
* Plenty of side orders available to please your taste: soups, salads, desserts, drinks
* Taste of the Orient in the West!
* Unique, complete meal in a bowl
Yesterday I went to Yoshinoya, but I had to leave early because somebody ripped a killer fart, and I got blamed for it.
Yesterday I went to Yoshinoya, and the girl behind the counter had this amazingly bad hair. So I asked her if she wanted extra shampoo.
yesterday I went to Yoshinoya, and they still were not finished cleaning the blood off the wall.