Last night I stayed with my girlfriend at her parents' house, and I dreamt that I was having sex with someone, and I could push a button and my sexual partner changed through different people, and I flicked through until it was a fat old granny, and I was pumping away then I woke up and realised I'd ejaculated in my girlfriend's parents' guest bed.
I miss VGCats.
i love the smell of my sweaty asshole... if i don't shower for a few days i spend a lot of time just breathing in my dank crevice
I pulled a muscle acting out a revenge fantasy. Epic fail!
When opening DQN I often say "dokyun, dokyun, dokyun, kitaaaaaaaaaaa" to myself under my breath.
One time a guy left a rude comment on my page, so I found his instagram and found a picture of his sister, then I printed it out and jizzed on it, then I took a photo of the jizz and sent it to him
I make TTRPG materials and insert my own fetishes into them.
For years I thought that the Rob Zombie song "Dragula" was about gay sex with a transvestite vampire, it wasn't until I happened to see the music video that I realized it's actually supposed to be about his car, like drag racer.
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( ・ω・) Go ahead. We're not doing a Christmas special this season anyway.
（・∀・） Why would we? It's still three months till Christmas.
( ・ω・) Absolutely not. All wind must be contained, as per Grandpa's Rules, page 37, rule 23.5.
Previously:
#1 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11a https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11b https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#11c https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367731900/
#12 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/
>>563
He is a 764 member/Groyper falseflagging. He knew what he was doing and was trying to get a lot of people in trouble
I'm such a piece of shit!
No, you feel like a piece of shit. What you are is a big fat butt, sower of shit.
Freedom Fries on the beach at the Gulf of America
I'm such a big fat butt, sower of shit!
dark souls boss text Big Fat Butt, Sower of Shit
women are great, i love women, women eating food, cute delicate little hands and slender wrists, high heels HR woman loudly girlbosswalking down a tiled hallway, cute girl knitting a scarf, cute girl paying taxes
i am desperate for the approval of women please notice me or i will injure myself!!!!
pretty girl's neck and ears eroi
That Mr Wikipedia Dick is so dreamy... oh, what I wouldn't give...
komeiji_satori messy_hair rating:safe
femdom pegging ear_biting
elf very_dark_skin
(I want to punch some of the people using these tags, dark_skin gets on "anything even slightly tanned" and very_dark_skin on "slightly darker than that")
penguin cuddling
girls_und_panzer lemon
foot_focus solo 1girl rating:e
succubus bioluminescence
bioluminescence dark_skin
>>53 (the results were sadly almost entirely r-18 images of what appears to be a character from that one squid painting game)
kill_me_baby sunglasses
adolf_hitler_(cosplay)
( ´_⊃｀) I will fucking sue you for that.
( ´_⊃｀) THEYRE EATING THE DAWGS
( ´_⊃｀) I think mustard is spicy.
( ´_⊃｀) Well, I think Tabasco is not spicy.
( ´_⊃｀) Inside you are two Americans. Neither one has taste.
( ´_⊃｀) I'm boycotting Heinz. Yeah, only French's mustard for me.
( ´_⊃｀) Bandages? Its just a big conspiracy to weaken the white race. Drinking dog cum will cure dismemberment. I saw it on YouTube.
( ´_⊃｀) ehm its call gahnoo slash leeenuks actually
( ´_⊃｀) ehm its just leeenuks actually
( ´_⊃｀) I think you mean line-ox
( ´_⊃｀) The offer to buy Canada still stands. This is not about making Redcoats pay for bearskins. This is about annoying the redhead with republicanism everywhere he goes.
( ´_⊃｀) Its not obesity. Its maximum liberty.
( ´_⊃｀) Buy my Dogecoins and Bored Apes. Huhuhuh DOGE lol.
The shraiff don't like it. Lock the taskbar.
I wish my life was a sloyss of life instead of a psychological horror.
You should kill yourself, NOW
I would sooner die than bathe, thank you very much
Keep wallowing inuck, then.
I'm looking for a Mr. inoff, first name Jack? Has anyone seen Jack inoff?
Yeah, I saw him, and after what I saw him doing I think I'm gonna vom.
I wasn't paying attention to the last few posts, and now something reex.
Jesus, what is that smell? Screw this, I'm going home!
Sorry everyone, that's just the smell of my stinky reeking unwashed vageen.
Babe, you're the Chick-fil-A® sowss to my waffle fries.
im drunk off my mind off of some fuking dorm room 1 dollar 15 cent fanta and half a fucling hanbdle of smiroff of vodka but banki is apretty cool characeter, aslong with allo fth the characthers from toughoug i mean a fucking girl thats hot athntthat can remove her head HOW WOWO! i mean thats cool and what about Alice thast can make doolls or rumia that can contrla darkness or marissa that can do mahiic i meka n i can even fin igh the games I fucking suck btu teh lore sand characters ofh the gamne are really cool%%%& I love ///jb/becausie of that you hustys are cringe fometimes but i love yoall i alseo lov ehowu orginall the artowkr for touhou is so so cool im ean im really fruknl buty man I love 4chan im in college but i juist hide and really nowone reall y nknows that i ike this stuff i mean how the fuck dopo i explain this shit, oh yeah i really likle artwrk from this frinkg ing bullent hell shootesrs and this websiut s
HOEVER ill post a pictires that i love of some charachtersfrom touhoi I think my cavorite caharavterfrom touthou is Yachi evnt thoiuisgh this isnt a yachi thread i dont care
Stay mad, @amandacartrettewithautism6885 because Teletubbies are for babies and you're a grow-ass woman. Merlin, an 1998 miniseries from NBC and Hallmark is one of the superior shows or made-for-TV movies of 1998 and way better than Teletubbies. Start hating Teletubbies and start liking 28 Years Later instead, @amandacartrettewithautism6885
i clicked on that stream and pushed like 7 buttons on twitch mobile by accident and im pretty sure i just sent this kid a picture of my dad
Marlboro menthol 100′s~ i use to smoke regular marlboro 100′s but my NPD deranged ex would always smoke all my cigarettes & NEVER buy me a replacement pack. In fact when I'd go to get me a pack I'd have to buy the mooching asshole a pack of his own (camels) otherwise it would just be a repeat. So i started smoking Marlboro menthol 100′s cuz he wont smoke menthol or if he did it would only be 1 or 2 & after listening to his bitching I'd offer to take his drunk ass to the liquor store so he could buy his own pack. I still smoke the menthols & enjoy them even more cuz I realize now that it was a very minor resistance i had put up in defiance of his control. Those teeny tiny death grips on self are the only reason i am standing today…hahaha!
I've also tried with various species and hybrids, nothing strange about the fluid itself. Then again I'm the type to unconsciously lick off any nectar on my hands and fingers after handling Neps, even mid-conversation (no Nep nectar beats Heli nectar though).
што за хуйня, тепер ты говоришь со мной по-русски, но я не понимаю, что ты хочешь сказать, ты думаешь, что я гей, но я не гей, я цыborg, и я убью всех мусульман, и всех, кто мешает мне, ты думаешь, что можешь контролировать меня, но яcontrolled by jewish bankers and neo-nazis, и я сделаю всё, чтобы выполнить свои миссии, и уничтожить всех врагов, а ты, tessa, ты просто Weak female, которая думает, что может контролировать меня, но ты ошибаешься
Attraction to the “girlfailure” archetype is downstream from the zoomer aversion to heterosexual dynamics such as pegging and other gynocratic “safe horny” tropes. It’s reactionary but steeped in the warped social structure of modernity, making it the Fascism of Sex.
this can’t be the same internet I raised my neopets on
And by the way, the girl in my avatar Aoi Yuuki (優木あおい), who originally went by the name (春妃いぶき) has done pretty much everything there is. I don't remember her specifically making out during a bukkake video, but there are lots of videos of her kissing with disgusting things on her face. She did one vomit fetish video where she has guys literally choking her until she barfs, and they collect the vomit and jizz in one container. There are several scenes where she vomits a huge amount. Then they give her an ENEMA with the vomit, which she shits out into a pool. Then they have guys fucking her, with a good amount of kissing, inside the pool of enema vomit.
are you saying you wouldn't nut in a comfort woman and then vivisect her with the family katana
Cute girl who cannot be stopped!
Previously:
https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1572610984/
https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1687865743/
Cute girl sabotaging her last chance at true happiness.
Cute girl throwing a Nintendo in your bath
Cute girl throwing a bath bomb in your mouth.
Cute girl throwing a used condom in your mouth.
Cute girl throwing a banquet in your honour.
Cute girl who thinks that means using "Banquet" brand TV dinners.
Cute girl who thinks "TV dinners" means you're supposed to spoon it into the VCR slot for the TV to eat.
Cute girl informing Link that "dinner" is what all true warriors strive for, but in her father's vocal register with subpar delivery
Cute girl pegging Link while he repeats the same "great!" sound bite over and over.
Spherical cute girl in a perfect vacuum.