Previously:
#1 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11a https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11b https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#11c https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367731900/
#12 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/
No boobs.
>Schwarzwaldgipfelschule
The bad person has logged on.
is there something going on with venus or something or why has every single woman i know gotten pissed at me over something literally imaginary and then immediately apologized profusely when the misunderstanding was cleared up, all within the past three days
Who killed hannibal?
Sick fuck!
I sure hope all of that chicken was cooked through!
It's ok to leave a baby in a hot car.
/general/ sucks its always sucked
"I'm not gonna use the names of the actual drugs, but one makes you a tweaker, and one makes you a heroin addict." I find that line both unintentionally funny and incredibly horrifying.
Pls make her fat because she eat all of this food pls
Youfre probably right, but there are just so many more dignified ways of making money than this. This is about 10,000 rungs below being one of those guys who pretends to be a pedophile so streamers can make them drink hot sauce as far as a paid acting gig
their moat is their allegedly insane quant team but mostly the immortal science of third worldism which will dominate the global intellectual landscape. total maoist victory by way of dengism.
Lets be fair, there is a larger number of people suffering from compulsive masturbation than from Alzheimers
Your stupid strategy has never worked and never will. Do you know why there is not one /jp/ board that isn't shit? Because of retards like you. You only make newfaggots more interested in the sekrit klub and at the same time you ruin the board experience for other original users. The result is a board with neither fun or discussions. So the joke is on you you fat fuck perverted piece of trash manchild. You're destined to live a life of frustration and anger and you know that.
If the occult isn't real, then how can communism be a spectre?
Check and mate, atheists.
My failed time travel experience got recorded in Mark 14:51-52
gently stroking my electric kettle like she's my girlfriend
When my sister was like 8 one time on our way home from the grocery store my brother said "Oh I forgot! Mom said to pick up diapers for sister!" My dad went "oh shoot oh shoot oh shoot" and did a u-turn. My sister started screaming "I'M NOT A BABY!!" so my dad asked us to give her her pacifier. I said that it had rolled under the seat. This made her scream louder, which made my dad even more frustrated, confused and angry. It wasn't until we got all the way back to the store and he went to get her out of her booster seat that he realized how old she was. My brother and I got in trouble but it was absolutely worth it.
I dont think ive ever watched a ytp i could describe as "avant-garde" until now
>>732 Some of her photos are quite cool~
Pick her up with a large crane
Break into her house while she's out and nyotaimori yourself on the kitchen table.
Quote Nietzsche to her. When she laughs at you, pretend you don't understand why.
Shyly admit to her that you would ask her on a date if it weren't for your mieckness, and ask her if she'd be so kind as to take the initiative.
Subtly bring up in conversation how much you love getting pegged.
Get your mittens on, LIFT her, and place her in the snow.
Then let her know that lots of dudes really dig sad girls in snow.
Spread your tail feathers out as wide as possible, shake them a little to show off the iridescent eyespots, and then scream.
Use several Kabbalic talismans placed under her door to invoke the celestial soul of Venus and get her to fuck your brains out as you lie dying of dehydration because you drew one stupid line wrong and now shefs an insatiable sex demon rapist.
Arrange her in a manner so that she glides blissfully through the air.
Walk up to her and murmer inaudible speech as your legs wobble like a baby deer, then apologize and run away.
Walk up to her and murmer inaudible speech as your legs wobble like a baby deer, then apologize and quickly run away in shame.
(EΝE) Uhhh grandpa why is our plane heading into that tower?
Cast "Dominate Your Competitio"
Investigate why this particular thread has so many posts that sucked.
So I read Luther and highlighted every insult I found. Of course, that means someday someone's going to inherit the volumes of Luther's Works that I own, and they're going to find every insult throughout the books highlighted. Nothing else; just the insults.
Their creed declared that Guglielma's resurrection would herald a new church led by women. For obvious reasons, this attracted the attention of the Inquisition
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During the campaign, a 2018 video of Rose drinking his own urine resurfaced.[109] Speaking about the video, he said "I actually think this shows why I'm the best candidate, I'm open to new ideas."[110]
I realize that calling you an infidel was inappropriate and hurtful
He is one of the five Beast Cookies.
He is the previous owner of Pure Vanilla Cookie's power, and Soul Jam.
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An overarching purpose of the scene is to create "tension through retardation"
In one episode, the animators had the lights in the cityscape spell out a secret message in binary code. For those who don't speak the language of programming fluently, the code reads, in all its glory: "[Redacted] you, broadcast standards."
Cute girl who cannot be stopped!
Previously:
https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1572610984/
https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1687865743/
Cute girl who tricks people by pretending to be a cute femboy.
Cute girl with a spring in her step and unspeakable hatred in her heart.
Cute girl strangling herself mid masturbation
Cute girl strangling you mid sex.
Cute girl getting onee-shota'd.
Cute girl with a yaoi hole
Cute miko [shaman-priestess] girl using her gohei [ritual tasseled sceptre] to cleanse the kegare [spiritual impurity] from your chinpo [untranslateable].
Cute miko girl infecting her enemies with human trypanosomiasis
Cute miko girl crying because she can't even fly, let alone cast waves of beautiful intricate danmaku.
Cute miko girl flying with her jet pack spraying aerosolized anthrax with a special nozzle to create the illusion of beautiful intricate danmaku
( L_½M) I will fucking sue you for that.
( L_½M) Buy my Dogecoins and Bored Apes. Huhuhuh DOGE lol.
( L_½M) It is reasonable to pay $300/mo. only to be throttled to the 90s AOL experience. Don't you know starving kids in Africa don't have Internet?
( L_½M) I proudly voted to give Elon Musk full data about every detail of my life which he can now sell to the highest bidder. DEMOCRACY!
( L_½M) Another plane crash? How could this happen?
( L_½M) Well, Mr. Pope, if you're so right about Augustine then why are you sick?
( L_½M) Time to buy a $80,000 truck on a car loan at 300% interest and max out the credit cards. Thank Jeebus Ifm not Europoor.
( L_½M) im trying to get updates on whether world war 3 is on but all im seeing are fat JD vance memes
( L_½M) Free vaccines? No thanks. Ifd rather a dead child than an autist.
( L_½M) Medically necessary abortions? No thanks. I'd rather a dead mother and child than a dead child.
( L_½M) Disinfectant? No thanks. Microbes do not exist.
... and I farted.
"With a U-shaped table, you can start a fight anytime you want" he said to himself, out loud.
TOKYO -- Japanese gyudon beef bowl chain operator Yoshinoya Holdings is making a push into the ostrich business, creating a skin care line using the bird's oil and putting its meat on the menu at restaurants in limited quantities, eyeing the efficient-to-raise animals as a future profit source.
"We will establish ostrich as an option that can bring wellness both to people and to Earth," said Yoshinoya Holdings President Yasutaka Kawamura at a press conference to announce the company's new ostrich-related ventures in Tokyo on Wednesday.
Ostrich oil has a fatty acid composition close to that of human skin, and its beauty-enhancing ingredients penetrate the skin more easily than vegetable-based oils, the company said, making it ideal for its new line of cosmetics.
Prices range from 5,720 yen to 15,400 yen ($40 to $106) for a booster oil used before applying facial lotion, and a beauty cream is priced at 16,500 yen. The products went on sale through various online retailers in addition to Yoshinoya's website from Wednesday.
Though ostrich oil cosmetics and beef bowls might seem like a mismatch at first glance, the new business stems from a concern about future food shortages, triggered by Yoshinoya's expansion into China.
Anyways, >>410, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "Now serving ostrich meat!" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Yoshinoya for ostrich, fool.
It's a gyūdon chain. Gyūdon as in beef bowl, for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for a taste of exotic poultry, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the ostrich bowl." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you a ticket to the zoo if you get out of those seats.
Yoshinoya should be a traditional place.
That timeless atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can eat the same gyūdon they would've had a hundred years ago,
the down-to-earth Japanese mentality, that's what's great about this place.
So, herefs the setup: my wifefs entire family gets together every year for a big holiday dinner at her parentsf farm in Florida. Itfs a huge place—think barn turned airplane hangar, complete with a movie theater setup because my father-in-law is a tech enthusiast with two planes parked right there. Yeah, itfs as bougie as it sounds.
After a massive dinner (lots of beans were involved—critical detail), we all gather in the barn for movie night. My father-in-law suggested Oppenheimer because he couldnft stop raving about how the sound system would gblow us awayh during the bomb scene. Now, my wifefs family is ridiculously hygienic—like, theyfve probably got hand sanitizer brands on speed dial—so everything is always prim, proper, and pristine.
Anyway, wefre all seated in these fancy recliners, bellies full, and the moviefs dragging on a bit for my taste, but Ifm being a good sport. Then comes the moment—the Trinity test. My father-in-law had hyped up the sound system so much that I literally braced myself, hands over ears, expecting to be launched into a sonic apocalypse.
But herefs the kicker: the bomb goes off, andcsilence. Absolute cinematic silence.
ngl the extra large with extra sauce is pretty good.
I want (RLρ`) to be added to the corner of the screen every time
65 Program is still in progres
Sukiya beef bowl restaurant admitted to having a dead rat in miso soup
https://www.news-postseven.com/archives/20250322_2030810.html/2
>>417
Coming from a Sukiya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra dead rat.
That's right, extra dead rat. This is the vet's way of eating.
Extra dead rat means more dead rat than miso. But on the other hand the other patrons might look at you weird. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. You just can't beat that tangy Streptobacillus flavour.
However, if you order this then there is danger that some journalist will write a hit piece about it; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stick with Yoshinoya.
