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1: I've made several threads (17) 2: [Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought.[Brains][Thinking][Personal][#41] (558) 3: CTRL+V THREAD! [part XVI] (220) 4: [BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 6] (912) 5: [Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links [Part IV] (150) 6: What are you listening to? [CONTENTLESS][MUSIC] (329) 7: [Not into the whole thing]( ゚ m゚)Standard 4-ch user [VIP] (227) 8: [MUSE] ITT Cute Girl Posting [Cute] [Girls] [#1] (473) 9: [APATHY] Post what you are apathetic about [( ・-・)] (33) 10: [READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 5] (429) 11: [Youtube] ☆ QUALITY VIDEOS ☆ [DQN][Part III] (608) 12: penis (6) 13: ITT your last google search [PART IV] (623) 14: [Part XI] ( ´ω`) Grandpa [Legendary] (42) 15: Post Flappy Things! (78) 16: ( ・-・) I wouldn't say this if this wasn't an anonymous board... (975) 17: You know, >>73 is kind of a butthead. (Part II) (18) 18: ITT we make the kitty say embarrasing things (9) 19: ( ⌒-⌒) Smug Fathead [Annoying] (161) 20: [Contentful] ITT we write down our dreams. [Serialization] [Thoughts] (535) 21: Only prime numbers may talk (460) 22: The cake is a lie (26) 23: DQN LINK SHARING FROM AROUND THE WORLD (314) 24: [AI] Talk To Transformer [Text Generation] (309) 25: shitty fucking poetry night (441) 26: [Goals] Encouragement Thread [Positivity] (8) 27: What's the most awkward and unusual thing you can remember seeing? (5) 28: A real nigress? Or blackface? (2) 29: Bob the Builder (3) 30: [Help!] The previous poster needs some romantic advice! (13) 31: [Finding] Scavenger Hunt! [Scavenging] (48) 32: this is a test post (9) 33: [LE] Official shiptoasting thread [>GREEN] (243) 34: [Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#40] (999) 35: #LIFEHAX [Captain Obvious] (57) 36: Hey.... (6) 37: [REI] May I take your order? [Part VII] (521) 38: ( ゚ ヮ゚) Post Happy Things (Part Four!) (603) 39: Lame Confessional [LAME] [#2] (472) 40: [Bad Thread] look at me! [Attention Whoring] (38)

I've made several threads (17)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5452 02:00

and it's my experience in doing so that leads me to the conclusion that this thread will poop out around post 37 or so.

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5455 05:19

Yeah, it's going about as I expected.

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5455 21:54

        Shitty thread Wasshoi!!
     \\ Shitty thread Wasshoi! //
 +   + \\Shitty thread Wasshoi!/+
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   +     人      人      人     +
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  +    (__)   (__)   (__)     +
.   +   ( __ )  ( __ )  ( __ )  +
      ( ´∀`∩ (´∀`∩) ( ´∀`)
 +  (( (つ   ノ (つ  丿 (つ  つ ))  +
       ヽ  ( ノ  ( ヽノ   ) ) )
       (_)し'  し(_)  (_)_)

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5765 15:59

dun dun dun

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5987 14:54

seems like you were wrong, >>1

12 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7666 12:53

>>11
Wrong indeed

13 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8818 22:28

no it still has a chance if we all work together

14 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8874 02:42

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=( -_-) )〜
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

15 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8924 20:13

I, for one, have faith in this thread.

16 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9523 23:42

I will contribute to your post count, but will not bump.

17 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10156 17:22

I'm more than willing to bump a thread that hasn't reached its potential 37 posts.

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[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought.[Brains][Thinking][Personal][#41] (558)

549 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10155 23:57

>>548 i have idly contemplated buying an old house in the center of a city i know and digging an illegal well. the aquifer is apparently super shallow at the low points of the valley (where the old downtown is), like you don't even need to go ten feet down.

so if by "squat in it" you mean "imagine taking a bath in my homemade backyard well", then yes i am GUILTY

550 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10156 06:29

Liquid fasting makes all solid food taste amazing

551 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10156 08:36

It feels like /img/ goes in cycles of cancer and remission

552 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10156 09:06

>>551
You mean, cycles of activity and inactivity?

553 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10156 09:29

>>551
and like it, eventually the cancer overtakes the host and kills it

554 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10156 09:49

You're welcome to make better posts if you don't like what others are posting...

555 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10156 09:59

>>554
No I'm not! Trips confirm!

556 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10156 13:58

imagining a white nationalist hotep-satanist who believes in all the nation of islam stuff except they worship yakub for creating white people

557 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10156 14:04

>>556
NOI white allyship exists in the church of scientology

558 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10156 17:21

>>554 Easier said than done. Cancer posts get bumped a lot more by the cancer people.

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CTRL+V THREAD! [part XVI] (220)

1 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10066 09:56

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211 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10155 14:12

Perhaps you can tell me what’s wrong with feeding beef burgers to swans?

212 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10155 14:50

Bhadreshkumar Chetanbhai Patel (born May 15, 1990) is an Indian fugitive wanted for killing his wife at a Dunkin' Donuts store in Hanover, Maryland, in the United States on April 12, 2015.

213 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10155 17:21

#!/usr/bin/perl
print "Content-type: text/html\n\n";
print "<h1>Hello world</h1>";

214 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10155 23:29

原曲を刻む

215 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10156 06:19

Indeed I, Paul, say to you that if you become circumcised, Christ will profit you nothing. And I testify again to every man who becomes circumcised that he is a debtor to keep the whole law. You have become estranged from Christ, you who attempt to be justified by law; you have fallen from grace.

216 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10156 08:19

茨歌仙

217 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10156 12:54

218 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10156 13:02

219 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10156 15:18

13-HOURS OF ORISA GAMEPLAY TO FALL ASLEEP TO!!!

220 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10156 15:36

In 2015, researchers at The University of Texas Health Science Center at Houston found that plants can be a vector for prions. When researchers fed hamsters grass that grew on ground where a deer that died with chronic wasting disease (CWD) was buried, the hamsters became ill with CWD, suggesting that prions can bind to plants, which then take them up into the leaf and stem structure, where they can be eaten by herbivores, thus completing the cycle. It is thus possible that there is a progressively accumulating number of prions in the environment.[81][82]

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[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 6] (912)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9873 19:50

nigger

903 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10154 09:58

Clay Redeemer Moshirock
Largely areligious Ashkenazi jew from New York goes on one of those sponsored vacations to Israel. While visiting an archaeological site, his tour group gets caught up in a Hamas shelling. Posted IDF rush to defend the site but are overwhelmed by Hamas, who are being assisted by a giant robot. The pilot of the robot is a neo-nazi villainess from Argentina who becomes the primary love interest for the protaganist and is leading the attack on the site believing it to contain a powerful artifact. The new yorker is separated from his tour group in the chaos and comes upon a large humanoid statue that is half-excavated and accidentally falls on it, breaking a hole in it and revealing a hollow void. The hole immediately closes up and the statue awakens and stands upright. It is actually an ancient war golem.
Using moves and weapons that parody stories and religious implements from jewish culture, the new yorker fends off Hamas and their co-conspirator.
The first act then assumes a villain-of-the-week format that sees the villainess and her nazi remnant organization collaborating with various interests in their efforts to destroy Israel, the golem or both with wacky schemes and robots. The new yorker whose soul is favored by the golem must not only learn to appreciate his new obligation to fight but also to smooth the friction between himself, the rest of the tour group, the IDF, and jewish scholars who all have various religious and secular objections to his becoming the unwitting operator of the golem.
The final act would ideally reveal that the golem was piloted by Jesus Christ himself in the battle between Heaven and Satan's fallen angels before the events of the old testament, and the new yorker must use it to fight the antichrist who will be a former member of the protaganist's faction as the tribulations described in Revelations come to pass

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904 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10154 13:44

Thinking about how borderline terroristic it is to use obscenely loud industrial farming equipment to maintain a useless patch of grass which produces nothing, kept alive by toxic fertilizer, endlessly cut down week after week, unable to fulfill its basic ecological purpose.

The smell of cut grass is literally the plants crying out in agony. The sound of a lawnmower is a blasphemous chant of praise to the devil and an affront to God.

905 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10154 19:59

Some background info: I live in a non-metropolitan urban area in Jersey and am over 18.

I practice Kendo (Japanese sword style) and started open carrying a small katana (kowakizashi) for my protection. My job sometimes requires I come in at very late hours with no notice.

Anyways, here's what happened: there were some people hanging out on the street, they started giving me looks. I thought my sword was sticking out of its wrapping (I usually drape my sword with my flannel or hoodie to not bring attention to myself). One guy called out to me. I looked over while I passed. He asked me what I was doing, I told him "nothing" and keep walking. He was probably a bit older than me and wearing a mask. I actually walked past him without issue. Afterwards, the other guy chimed in and said something along the lines of "My friend asked you a question". I told them I'm not interested and picked up my pace. I know I heard them step towards me so I reached into my flannel-wrap around the case and did a belly slice turning around to show I'm not going to be an easy target. I started growling and took a step forward. I don't know why I did that -- Either of those things, I guess I wanted to intimidate them. I started backing up, still pointing the sword at them, they stayed where they were. The other guy had his phone in his hand. When I was out of their view I ran to work and told my coworker what happened. She advised me not to call the police because it could seem like I instigated.
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906 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10155 13:15

They always change their names and take on a western, civilized, appearance. On a completely unrelated side note, I've heard of certain viruses that mask their appearance so that they can avoid the body's immune system.

907 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10155 13:49

Those people cutting others with pizza cutters, lighting themselves on fire and wrestling invisible men in front of a crowd of 50 in an armory, all wanted to be John Cena or Roman Reigns as a kid.

908 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10155 14:15

>>907 typical jabroni half-baked opinion - often it's the complete opposite

909 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10155 19:21

A Mass attending, card carrying Catholic here but no fan of the increasingly obnoxious Mark Shea. However, to his credit, he once stated that the human experience can be summed up in two salient thoughts.

"What could it hurt?'

Almost invariably followed by:

"How were we supposed to know?

910 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10155 22:48

thank god juneteeth is over. we no longer have to hear about "the (bowel) movement™"

911 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10155 22:51

912 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10156 14:28

>>910 Thank God it's September and we'll never have to have June again.

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[Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links [Part IV] (150)

1 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10067 14:18

Previously: The Original[1], Part II[2], and Part III[3]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/VOR/DME

This Wikipedia thread is a stub. You can help The Elitist Superstructure by expanding it.

141 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10154 09:25

142 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10154 18:17

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Posthumous_sperm_retrieval

>the Centre d’Etude et de Conservation du Sperme Humain (Center for the Study and Preservation of Human Sperm) petitioned the courts . . .

would-be sperm destroyers fear the French

143 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10154 18:32

145 Name: Mr. Wikipedia Dick : 1993-09-10154 20:22

Hello me na-san. I am Mr. Wikipedia Dick. I heard everything you ever said here, and also Wikipedia is my dick. Everyone stay calm, no need to panic, but >>143 posted a link to the “Do What the Fuck You Want To Public License” article on Wikipedia - it was already posted here 2983 days ago!!! https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1279243535/303 Unbelievable!!

But don't worry. Let's just continue posting *DQN QUALITY* Wikipedia links.

146 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10155 03:10

149 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10156 09:16

150 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10156 13:58

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What are you listening to? [CONTENTLESS][MUSIC] (329)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7133 00:06

Share what you're listening to and help others find good music based on genres.

Appaloosa - Travelling

Genre: Jungle/Oldschool DnB

320 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10122 15:10

321 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10122 16:20

322 Name: ;_; : 1993-09-10126 16:39

323 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10139 09:22

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JK8ilaPZbKE
I love the transition around 18:20

324 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10140 10:03

Blasting this from my car stereo in the hot summer sun https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfnBxoirDyE

325 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10142 14:03

327 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10155 23:39

328 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10156 00:45

A really scratchy old Blues album.

329 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10156 09:51

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WfoccRna6I
I have 80 versions of Stairway on my iPod

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[Not into the whole thing]( ゚ m゚)Standard 4-ch user [VIP] (227)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4955 03:09

  Λ__Λ
 ( ゚ m゚) I'm not into the whole creating a thread thing.
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218 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8797 21:34

  Λ__Λ
 ( ゚ m゚) I'm not into the whole personal is political thing.
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219 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8798 04:41

  Λ__Λ
 ( ゚ m゚) I'm not into the whole necrobumping thing.
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220 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8798 14:06

Λ__Λ
( ゚ m゚) I'm not into the whole formatting thing
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221 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8807 18:07

  Λ__Λ
 ( ゚ m゚) I'm not into the whole letting people enjoy things they like thing.
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222 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8808 21:54

縲€ ホ媽_ホ�
縲€・医€€・� m・滂シ� I'm not into the whole Shift-JIS thing.
縲€・医€€縲€縲€・�

223 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8988 10:20


  Λ__Λ
 ( ゚ m゚) I'm not into the whole getting off my high horse thing.
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224 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10121 00:27

  Λ__Λ
 ( ゚ m゚) I'm not into the whole bumping ancient threads thing.
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225 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10121 02:12

  Λ__Λ
 ( ゚ m゚) I'm not into the whole September 1993 thing.
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226 Name: Succus!kQKISuccus!!Q6gdySll : 1993-09-10121 10:26

  Λ__Λ
 ( ゚ m゚) I'm not into the whole face sitting thing.
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227 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10155 19:24

  Λ__Λ
 ( ゚ m゚) I'm not into the whole experimental mRNA thing.
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[MUSE] ITT Cute Girl Posting [Cute] [Girls] [#1] (473)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9558 12:23

Cute girl working up the courage to start a new thread on her favourite BBS

464 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10128 08:11

Cute girl experimenting with Markov chains

465 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10128 11:26

Cute girl chaining Markov to the bed

466 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10130 10:00

Cute girl accidentally chaining herself to the bed

467 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10130 13:31

Cute girls's cute clitoris penetrating the cute urethra of a cute boy's cute penis

468 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10131 09:22

Cute girl wakes up from a cute dream and immediately documents it in her cute dream diary.

469 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10131 13:02

Cute girl's cute fingernails and even cuter cuticles

470 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10132 11:14

Cute girl's cute smelling toenails.

471 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10155 12:23

Cute girl stealing a cute boy's dirty underwear

472 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10155 17:55

Cute girl running like hell in front of a huge explosion.

473 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10155 18:26

Cute girl accurately guessing that >>467 is a virgin.

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[APATHY] Post what you are apathetic about [( ・-・)] (33)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5584 09:02

Starvation in Africa

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5595 21:06

Apathy.

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7140 20:41

( ・-・) People who dance in old threads.

26 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10126 16:18

( ・-・) Anything that happens in the fucking middle east.

27 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10127 08:57

( ・-・) People getting the corona.

28 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10132 11:17

( ・-・) Missing the toilet when taking a piss at someone else's home.

29 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10151 14:02

( ・-・) How the CCP treats the Uighur population.

30 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10151 14:27

( ・-・) How many people died after getting the covid vaccine.

31 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10153 22:10

( ・-・) Drug addicts dying of overdose.

32 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10154 05:55

( ・-・) The 10 grams of weed I smoked over memorial day weekend

33 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10155 12:43

( ・-・) Anatomically impossible hentai

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[READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 5] (429)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9478 03:42

The shraiff don't like it. Lock the taskbar.

420 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10105 02:56

I don't even have a lawn to mow.

421 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10118 01:58

I've never seen so many people filling up various containers at the gastation

422 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10122 12:00

exbag
n., formerly a bag

423 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10130 05:39

*boub*a

424 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10132 05:30

Hey, Vegeta, what does the skoutter say about his power level?

425 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10138 19:03

kodomo no hara to mune !!!!!!

426 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10150 21:57

If the writing is to be clear and inoffensive, all traces of wuttness should be revised out.

427 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10150 22:07

It may also behoove a conscientious typesetter to dequogh the manuscript after committing it to hot metal.

428 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10151 01:48

The final days of peretion.

429 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10155 04:46

Can I unyuse a condom? I kind of wanted a child.

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