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I need female presenting cock and balls NOOOOOW! throws golden goblet filled with wine against the wall, the reverberating echo of metal meting stone makes my servants and loyal subjects scatter in a panic to search the land for the most hung maidens the world has to offer
When i think of chrischan i dont think of his face or his outfits or sonichu, i think of the pics of his taint that he pierced with a screwdriver to form a DIY vagina and just gaped open the hole and let it get horribly infected. Thats his defining moment to me
Eating this surprisingly small amount of chicken a week can increase your risk of dying by 27%
lex fridman
Another theory (advanced by Professor R. Atkinson of Dublin) traces it to Latin fellare "to suck" (see fecund), which had an obscene secondary meaning in classical Latin (well-known to readers of Martial and Catullus), which would make a felon etymologically a "cock-sucker." OED (1989) inclines toward the "gall" explanation, but finds Atkinson's "most plausible" of the others.
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Flyers advertising a "jew-free catgirl maid cafe appear in Budapest, Hungary.
The caption reads, "Are you an anti-semite, [big] brother? Then why don't you come to the guaranteed Jew-free Neko Maid Cafe? Cozy Japanese music every day!"
Previously:
#1 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11a https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11b https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#11c https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367731900/
#12 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/
This shitpost is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan
goreshit in bemani when
i'm not putting my dick where she doodoo'd
My farts smell really good today.
I think my food delivery driver is being petty, but that's part of my master plan to have the cheese melt by the time it eventually gets here.
If everyone's entire life flashes before their eyes before they die, then everyone has photographic memory.
If them alien bodies in Peru are actually real then I'm gonna shit myself.
At first I thought the guy leaving anonymous comments on every page of the Dark Souls fextralife wiki mocking anyone for choosing any popular covenant/weapon/spell/etc. was just a boorish troll, but I'm starting to think it's more akin to a sort of public performance art.
( ・-・) time to confess your DQN quality sins and receive the holy penance
I didn't take my pills today.
Father Beady, please grant me forgiveness. I put off doing the washing up and then didn't bother showering.
I masturbated thrice before noon
According to Dante, the sixth layer of hell is where heretics spend eternity entombed in flaming crypts, which implies that the pills >>2 didn't take were anti-heresy pills.
Father Beady, will God forgive me if I order my anti-heresy pills from Canada?
Please forgive me Father Beady for I have sinned. I put hot sauce on the communion wafers because I thought the congregation would find it too bland.
"I'm not gonna use the names of the actual drugs, but one makes you a tweaker, and one makes you a heroin addict." I find that line both unintentionally funny and incredibly horrifying.
his passing is conclusive evidence that people can literally die of cringe
Bro dropped one of the hardest beats ever and dipped to go snort worms 🥶
we should hungarianise english swearing. lets start saying what the cock.
I still have this flashback from when I dated a serious alcoholic for only two weeks.
One of the last nights, he came into my apartment, walked straight to my fridge without even saying anything or taking his shoes off, and huffed from a can of whipped cream he knew I had because I had sent him pictures of some strawberry shortcake I'd made.
Literally nothing can prepare you for dating an alcoholic, I don't care how empathetic or worldly or experienced with alcholics you are. Nothing can fucking prepare you.
In the old days, gay meant merry, cheerful, happy... no wonder that the word became attached to men who have little to do with women.
i wanna be forced to go through a dungeon in really skimpy and embarrassing rogues "armor" that makes me look like a slut and i claim its just for the stat bonuses to my party but they dont believe me. and they ogle me and secretly think about me in degrading sexual contexts when im backstabbing monsters and my tits bounce around ^_^
who doesn’t want pink glittery poop? makes shitting so much cuter
who lays eggs in a girl & don't even buy her lunch
Free will motherfucker. If God prevented people from being evil, you faggots would just bitch about God not letting you have the freedom to be the shitty, evil people that you are.
So, aside from how weird this looks, it’s not uncommon to use steam or hot water to rehydrate butterflies for pinning, I wouldn’t say boiling them is exactly the greatest method for this since butterfly wings can’t handle the heat that well, but I mean if they’re particularly dry I wouldn’t exactly be super surprised to see them placed in hot or warm water to soften up for a little bit, but putting this many in a pot seems inefficient and will likely damage the butterflies when he eventually tries to take them all out
>An orchidometer (or orchiometer) is a medical instrument used to measure the volume of the testicles.
God damn it, I accidentally read "medical instrument" as "musical instrument" and now I can't stop laughing. Were I musically competent this would inspire a great DQN DIGITAL VOL. 3 track submission!
>>414 You can hear my cock+balls on VOL.2 (* ^ ω ^)
Cute girl who cannot be stopped!
Previously:
https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1572610984/
https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1687865743/
Cute girl boofing
Goofy girl's cute butt.
Cute girl spinning in her grave.
Cute girl dancing on your grave
Cute girl pissing on your grave
Cute girl driving a beat up 2006 Honda Civic.
Cute girl choking out Gary Ridgeway
Cute girl who is a vc:shegoth
Cute girl who overblows at the octave.
Cute girl who is a shoggoth.
>>732 Some of her photos are quite cool~
精神に異常をきたす何をやっても駄目、一生芽も出ない自称俳優が暴れて困ってます。
どなたか、精神病院へ連行の上、強制隔離してください。
ちなみにこのバカ・・・
年齢・今年４１歳、身長１６０ｃｍ台でロンパリ不細工面のハゲ。
高校中退の自衛隊くずれ、未だ正社員としての職歴なしの完全負け組。
ネットワークビジネスと怪しい新興宗教にはまり、
無保険車で人を跳ね飛ばし、多額の借金を抱え、
万年バイトでジリ貧生活を送るあまりに情けない中年男。
趣味は仮面ライダーごっこ。
Elvis-Aska is the most disgraceful in Japan.
He is a real psychotic categorized as a paranoid. and he is continuing playing an actor in delusion.
アンヌたいいんとアマゾンが結婚！？
エロビスとファンムも結婚したら？
エノレビス应用程序中的服务器错误
2025年7月25日〜29日
某国による人工地震の計画
龍殿支部は全力で回避せよ！
炊き出しだけだときついだろ？
フードパントリーって知ってる？
母子家庭とか老齢困窮写、ひとりでも生活困窮者を救う活動がある！
飢え死にする前にそういうのも活用して生きてくれ！
生活保護は日本人はなかなか支給されないが、
あんたならなんとかなるかもな。
新聞読みました。
【残虐な殺害方法「凌遅処死（りょうちしょし）」で支那人留学生に殺害された日本人女性…日本は支那留学生がいらん！出ていけ！】
支那人留学生による福岡一家４人惨殺事件の実像
2003年6月に起きた福岡一家４人殺害事件の実像は、文字通り惨殺と言われるモノであっただが、その内容はあまりにも凄惨過ぎて報道では完全に伏せられている。
松本さん宅に押し入った支那人留学生グループの内、一人が最初に風呂場で入浴中だった奥さんの千加さんをレイプ。
他の二人が室内を物色中に長男の海君(11才)を見つ けたので、すぐに頚椎を折って殺害。
そして夫が帰宅するまでの間、暇つぶしとしてに奥さんを「拷問」。 その時、カード等の暗証番号を聞きだした。
拷問は支那では『凌遅刑』と呼ばれ「生きたまま苦痛を与えつつ、順番に肉を刃物で切り取ってい く」という陰惨なものである。
特撮ファンならダイヤモンドアイ！
Estoy convencido que no hay nada más peligroso que una persona con mal humor,o carente del mismo. Es el comienzo de todos los derrapes futuro, analizar un gag un chiste, una situación cómica, desmenuzar un episodio gracioso, es perder la valiosa oportunidad de ver la vida desde un punto diferente, desde un ángulo en el que podríamos sencillamente darnos un respiro de esta vida tan repetitiva y gris que nos acostumbramos a transitar,hay adolescentes malhumorados, son los menos, y mayormente se debe a los cambios hormonales, pero adultos con 0 humor hay demasiados, eso, hace que una sociedad quede detenida en el tiempo, impide que un país sea innovador, vanguardista, los Beatles eran muy cómicos de jóvenes, lo siguieron siendo al crecer, al envejecer, Erovis, el grupo que cambió la vida de generaciones. Tener humor es la mejor herramienta para dominar nuestra existencia, para crear el presente y el futuro que deseamos, para combatir la depresión, el insomnio, la mala digestión!!, es así, jajaja no vean todo en la vida desde el lado cómico, pero cuando lo es, dejence llevar. Jaja.
Last night I stayed with my girlfriend at her parents' house, and I dreamt that I was having sex with someone, and I could push a button and my sexual partner changed through different people, and I flicked through until it was a fat old granny, and I was pumping away then I woke up and realised I'd ejaculated in my girlfriend's parents' guest bed.
Sometimes I google translate dqn into japanese and pretend I'm on 2ch
It's possible that I was kidnapped as a baby, then forced into a cult so that I could be sacrificed. It seems it didn't work out, and now the cultists have no idea what to do with me.
I want to fight them all, honestly.
I am scared to death of every single one of my coworkers.
I don't think anyone would care if you killed yourself.
>>505 works in a haunted house
My first love killed herself yesterday.
>>508
That's fucked up, I'm so sorry.
>>509
It's okay, let's not dwell on it here.
>>509
It's okay (well it's not, but still), let's not dwell on it here.
Previously:
#1 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11a https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11b https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#11c https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367731900/
#12 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/
>>33
Yes but it was mostly solid so I was able to go to the bathroom and surreptitiously let it slide into the toilet, no stains
Talking about "dogs with Buddha-nature" is outdated, nowadays we'd use the term Dog-Buddha duality.
Maybe I should get a cat again...
"If a rat told you she was unfortunately sold out, what kanji would she use?"
the wu thing never made sense because in sects that believe in it they believe literally everything has buddha nature, rocks, dogs, even women
>>40
Insects are people, too! Just look at every politician and kike.
The letter "ы". No language can be complete without the letter "ы". It's a honest, primordial sound.
Take an expression of amusement, for example. Japanese would type "wwwww", English speakers would type "lolololol" - but how would it sound IRL, considering how online lingo permeates into a spoken language? How would it feel if your friend exclaimed, "LOLOLOL!" to your funny story? It would feel like a mockery, like a sarcastic judgement. (I have no idea how the Japanese would vocalise "wwww") But "ыыыыыы"? It'd be more honest than the regular laugh.
What a peculiar situation! Who would have guessed that a NEET would be found in such a strange moment.
Oh, well, this is the world that kikes brought up, but I must fight it!
