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1: [COUNTDOWN] let's get >>999 on the 9999th day of this month (93) 2: [HISTORY] cracky-chan [SERIOUS BUSINESS] (462) 3: ( ゚ ー゚) Post mildly uplifting things (574) 4: CTRL+V THREAD! [part XV] (519) 5: What are you listening to? [CONTENTLESS][MUSIC] (236) 6: [Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links [Part III] (672) 7: Please stfu about Omega Ruby and Alpha Saphire. (13) 8: [BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 6] (120) 9: [Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#36] (577) 10: [‽] ITT, we ask rhetorical questions using Interrobangs [UNICODE] (46) 11: [Creativity] ITT we make a sentence with each word starting with a letter of our CAPTCHAs (328) 12: [Youtube] ☆ QUALITY VIDEOS ☆ [DQN][Part III] (372) 13: [( ´_ゝ`)] ( ´_ゝ`) (3) 14: DQN LINK SHARING FROM AROUND THE WORLD (173) 15: [ADMIN HARASSMENT] ITT 1000 acronyms for [BPS] (109) 16: [READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 5] (277) 17: [Part 9] ( ´ω`) Grandpa [Legendary] (430) 18: [SEXUALITY] ITT post the last thing you masturbated to [DQN] (64) 19: 【日本のキチガイ恥部】エルビス飛鳥【佐藤孝夫41歳】 (461) 20: ITT your last google search [PART IV] (373) 21: ( ・∀・)My name is Squeeks and this is part III (956) 22: ITT Things that aren't funny that you laughed at (67) 23: [Emergency] Emergency mittens release thread [MITTENS] (52) 24: ITT we fart (14) 25: Decentralized textboard features (11) 26: ( ・-・) Beady Eyes [Thread Derailed] (936) 27: [Music] ITT We Come up With Names for a Band [Wordplay] [Cool] (110) 28: [VIOLENCE] ITT we decide who would win the fight set up by the poster above us (276) 29: [Part V] ( ・ω・) Clonepa [Crap ass] (169) 30: [REI] May I take your order? [Part VII] (440) 31: [Misery] ( ゚ -゚) Post unhappy things... [Part 3] (729) 32: shitty fucking poetry night (409) 33: Occupy Gikopoi (14) 34: [Contentful] ITT we write down our dreams. [Serialization] [Thoughts] (489) 35: [Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#35] (999) 36: [BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 5] (999) 37: Why is moot posting? (52) 38: Post itt each time you think about lolis (75) 39: ITT we report on the freaks we see around the 'hood (86) 40: [Bad Thread] look at me! [Attention Whoring] (32)

[COUNTDOWN] let's get >>999 on the 9999th day of this month (93)

1 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9900 14:03

Can DQN handle the BLAZING SPEED of 9.9 posts a day necessary to reach their goal? Or will punctual gomez drop in at the last minute to save the day? Find out next week on DQNball Z!

84 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9914 04:15

Do you feel uphill?

85 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9914 08:45

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86 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9914 10:09

>>84 ALWAYS

87 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9914 22:12

Q-Bert fellatio

88 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9914 22:24

Gregg "Opie" Hughes is funny, get over

89 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9915 05:57

let me lick your poo poo hole

90 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9915 11:45

>>89
come here let me fart in your gay little mouth

91 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9915 13:19

Aw no! My bumhole's bleeding!

92 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9915 15:11

Here is my post for the day.

93 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9915 21:12

This thread resembles something but I don't know what

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[HISTORY] cracky-chan [SERIOUS BUSINESS] (462)

1 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4298 08:04 [no]

I've been trying to put order into the whole drama history around cracky-chan, her pictures, livejournals and the related shenannigans going on in 4chan's /b/ and elsewhere. This is a first rough draft, so help me out with additional knowledge or correct me where I might have been wrong, please.

  • January 6th

The first cracky-chan pics appear on /b/. The very first one, posted on
02:17 shows the soon to be famous "'sup 4chan" phrase written on the
palm of her hand. During the next two weeks, more sets appear on /b/
and W.T. Snacks finds out that the poster's IP is from the UK.

  • February 5th

"cracky" becomes wordfiltered on /b/.

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453 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9909 04:14

Her nose is red
Her ears are cat
She's cute and sweet
Israel is an illegitimate apartheid state

454 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9909 08:15

>>453
based

455 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9909 18:00

Her nose is red
Her ears are cat
She's cute and sweet
Aristocrat

456 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9911 00:26

Her nose is red
Her ears are cat
She painted her nose red
She's pretending to be a cat

457 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9911 03:50

Her nose is red
Her ears are cat
She shit the bed
Aristocrat

458 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9911 06:40

Her nose is red
Her ears are cat
She's cute and sweet
Naked mole rat

459 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9911 14:18

black penis

460 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9913 02:44

>>459 oh my god you're here too? fucking why?

461 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9915 20:16

Do you still love Cracky?

Why or why not?

462 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9915 20:50

>>461
Never have, sounds faggy

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( ゚ ー゚) Post mildly uplifting things (574)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5778 20:51

( ゚ ー゚) Catching a glimpse of a stack of carefully folded mittens waiting in the closet for winter time.

565 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9887 14:03

( ゚ ー゚) Downloading a shitload of books and never reading any of them feels smart

566 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9887 16:27

( ゚ ー゚) Getting so engrossed in a book that the poop just dries up and can be shaken off, saving toilet paper!

567 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9887 19:56

>>566
( ゚ ー゚) If the book isn't engrossing enough, well, you can save on toilet paper too!

568 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9889 15:28

( ゚ ー゚)I just found out I can select text and drag it into this box, and I'm impressed.

569 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9898 18:28

( ゚ ー゚) Releasing Emergency Mittens after change in management.

570 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9898 20:12

( ゚ ー゚) None of the admins has been so bold as to change the date format of the previous news updates.

571 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9898 20:15

( ゚ ー゚) ハヤシライス

572 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9899 04:16

( ゚ ー゚) I haven't been able to see the slight smirk of the pixel version of this font in ages, but knowing it's supposed to look like that fills me with a simulacrum of optimism.

573 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9915 20:34

( ゚ ー゚) Japan's ありがとうの日 is on March 9, because "3, 9" is pronounced "san, kyu", i.e., "thank you".

574 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9915 20:49

( ゚ ー゚) Mario Day is on March 10, because "March 10th" is shortened to "Mar 10", i.e., "Mar10".

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CTRL+V THREAD! [part XV] (519)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9648 10:43

There's one thing that I want to ask you.
Please remember #1, who disappeared after building the crap thread,
even on occasion.

510 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9912 11:42

Police were dispatched to the scene but it took them 13 and 1/2 hours to find the bear inside the shopping complex. The bear was killed by a member of a local hunting association at around 9:10 p.m.

511 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9912 18:07

In 2005, Cromartie sued the makers of a film based on the manga/anime series Cromartie High School in Japanese court. The series does not feature Cromartie himself but does depict students who "smoke, fight with students from other schools and are depicted as ruffians" which he says defames his character as the school shares his name.

512 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9913 00:26

513 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9913 03:29

Trivia

Babel Tower is a reference to the Tower of Babel in the Bible. It was a tower built by man as an attempt to reach heaven with its tall structure.

514 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9913 17:56

unanimously passed the Caution Against Racial and Exploitative Non-Emergencies (CAREN) Act, a new law that makes it illegal for someone to call 911 with a false, racist complaint.

516 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9913 19:49

517 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9914 01:48

APPEAL OF STAS BARETSKY TO HIS DAUGHTER GRETA THUNBERG

VIDEO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pef0orrQ1g

MY DEAR DARLING DAUGHTER GRETA
I WANT TO SPEAK FROM MY HEART
TO YOU
PLEASE LISTEN TO ME SERIOUSLY
WE MUST BE TOGETHER
YOU MUST LIVE IN OUR MOTHERLAND RUSSIA
WITH YOU
DON’T LISTEN TO YOUR FAKE PARENTS AND DON’T LISTEN TO NOBODY
I AM YOUR FATHER, I AM YOUR REAL TRUE FATHER
IT SO HAPPENED THAT I HAD TO GIVE YOU UP TO FOSTER PARENTS IN SWEDEN IN 2003
BECAUSE I WAS ALCOHOLIC AND YOUR TRUE MOTHER DIED OF AIDS

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518 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9914 15:17

that one time Miles O'Brien kept trivially criticizing a Cardassian engineer because he couldn't really let go of his hate for Cardassians and she wanted to bang him because to Cardassians that's weapons-grade flirting

519 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9915 19:41

Nam contra, punitis ingeniis, gliscit auctoritas.

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What are you listening to? [CONTENTLESS][MUSIC] (236)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7133 00:06

Share what you're listening to and help others find good music based on genres.

Appaloosa - Travelling

Genre: Jungle/Oldschool DnB

227 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9899 13:43

The first time I heard the term "yellowface" was someone talking about how problematic this video is lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbKWXR-2cH8

228 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9899 16:40

>>227
lol wut

229 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9899 22:28

230 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9900 12:30

>>228 The way she apparently uses the asian men as props, they compared it to Gwen Stefani with her friends Love, Angel, Music and Baby

231 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9904 23:40

232 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9909 00:14

233 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9909 08:18

https://youtu.be/tYKMmzhEBk8
still a hood classic

234 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9910 06:17

235 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9915 15:38

236 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9915 18:26

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[Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links [Part III] (672)

663 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9913 03:31

664 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9914 04:10

665 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9914 06:53

666 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9914 09:24

>>662
...how far does our dominion stretch again?

667 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9914 11:39

669 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9914 17:56

>>668
Wow Toei

670 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9914 19:28

671 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9915 09:32

672 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9915 16:14

>>671
1337 $p33k

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Please stfu about Omega Ruby and Alpha Saphire. (13)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7752 21:30

ALRIGHT AUSTRALIA, NZ, AND ALL THE AMERICANS THAT ARE PICKING IT UP AFTER WORK. (ABOUT NOW).
I NEED Y'ALL TO SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT POKEMON OMEGA RUBY AND ALPHA SAPHIRE. OKAY?
I got shit to do tonight and I can't go pick up my copy until fucking tomorrow. So just pipe down, okay Internet? Can ya do that for me? Can ya do me a solid here? Yeah? Great. Thanks.

4 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7753 10:08

>>3
When it is dusted off and interpreted by Zionist archaeologists as an example of mass mind control by an anonymous warlord from a bygone era.

5 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7753 11:41

I bet this nerd didn't even get his copy of smash either.

6 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7753 13:11

Wow, easy on the spoilers, guys, I still have to beat Poke Y.

7 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7767 16:00

This thread is not in the spirit of DQNity and is an affront to the elitist superstructure. Repent! Repent!!!!!!
I wonder if the OP bought a copy yet. It is pretty fun. It's like Ruby and Sapphire, but with more Greek alphabet.

8 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7767 16:13

More greek aphabet and less death due to internal capacitor running out of energy making much of the game impossible.

9 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7768 14:42

Ash dies

10 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7768 19:28

Residents of Needler Hall, where y'all at??!?!

11 Name: (◠‿◠✿) : 1993-09-9915 13:21

>>6 I called my Espeon !ESpeoN/nPA

12 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9915 14:26

I prefer Moemon

13 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9915 14:32

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[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 6] (120)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9873 19:50

nigger

111 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9914 02:38

>>109
>>110
or Smurfs having genitals

112 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9914 08:22

There was a guy in my neighborhood who had rabies and developed hydrophobia. Since there was no cure they forced him to a corner and used water cannons against him till he died.

Edit: I live in India.

113 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9914 13:43

Roses are red, Violets are blue

Bash script segmentation fault on line 32

114 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9914 14:27

Arguing over pronouns was not the sort of stupidity I was expecting under a math video. Proof I guess that having above-average IQ won't make you any less delusional.

115 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9914 15:04

>>114
You have to be pretty Low-IQ to argue in youtube comment sections about gender

116 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9914 15:37

>>115
I wonder what kind of people in real life argue on/post YT comments.

117 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9914 21:32

my neighbor loves this song.

118 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9914 22:11

like if you're listening in 2020

119 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9915 09:29

>>118
Hah, as if 4-ch will still exist in 27 years.

120 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9915 11:44

>>401 I withdraw this comment, i was drunk and posted in the wrong thread and i thought they deleted my post

maybe i do truly belong over there. I'll see myself out

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[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#36] (577)

568 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9913 18:10

the color and number of the day is aquamarine and 23

569 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9913 22:34

Okay yeah now that I finally try it, I think I prefer lard. Tastes better to me and much less is required.

570 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9913 22:59

>>569
thanks for the anal lube advice!

571 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9914 13:32

don't pee on octopodes

572 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9914 15:47

the laxative effect of coffee kind of makes me not like it

573 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9914 15:57

>>572
Same.

574 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9915 01:13

I don't have that effect, therefore it kind of makes me like it.

575 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9915 02:43

I sometimes like listening to people trash other people but I also sometimes feel bad because they're often making fun of people for very innocent stuff or just trying to have fun.

576 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9915 06:09

https://exhentai.org/g/1761108/cb8909e9fe/
That sucked. Dicks are small for NTR, theres only a handful of penetration pages and its rather generic for a BSS NTR work. Too much filler too.

577 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9915 08:14

fbi if you are reading these i am not a leader leader

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[‽] ITT, we ask rhetorical questions using Interrobangs [UNICODE] (46)

1 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5244 23:08

Why don't grammarians advocate their usage‽

37 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8448 20:32

Can't you tell it's on your face‽

38 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8449 00:11

( ・ω・) That's a nutsack, silly.

39 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8449 01:03

Are all clones as stupid as you‽

40 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9887 09:56

Σ(゚Д゚ ) THEN WHO WAS PHONE‽

41 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9887 13:52

What the fuck is an interrobang‽

42 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9914 12:59

Is this you John Wayne‽ Is this me‽

43 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9914 21:23

Who the fuck said that‽

44 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9914 21:26

Who's the slimy little communist shit sucker twinkle toes down here who just signed his own death warrant‽

45 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9914 23:26

Does anyone listen to those weird Netflix podcast‽

46 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9915 07:46

Where's my horse‽

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