[Part V] ( ・ω・) Clonepa [Crap ass] (508)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8863 16:48

( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.

459 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11266 01:23

( ゚ ヮ゚) We had ligma at Olive Garden last week!

460 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11266 13:57

( ´ω`) Oh right, Ligmatosis. I will have you knowses my toeses is roses. And on dis day ye will know de smell of de feet.

461 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11267 19:06

  __     __
 / ☣ \   / ☣ \
〔 (◢◎◣)〕 〔 (◢◎◣)〕  This thread is now under quarantine due to a reported outbreak of ligma.
 (つb づ   (つb づ   Please remain calm. Return to your homes and await further instructions.
 | | |   | | |     
 (__)_)  (__)_) 

462 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11268 01:46

( ・-・)I’m still waiting… it’s been 126 days. There isn’t even any food left in my fridge, just body parts.

463 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11268 12:27

   Threat detected.
   Proceeding with disinfection protocol.    ,,从.ノ巛ミ    彡ミ彡)ミ彡ミ彡ミ彡)ミ彡)''"
    __                          人ノ゙ ⌒ヽ         彡ミ彡)ミ彡)ミ彡)'
  / ☣ \              ,,..、;;:〜''"゙゙          从    ミ彡ミ彡)ミ彡,,)
√〔::.(◣◎◢)〕     ,,..、;;:〜-:''"゙⌒゙          ∩;::::        ⌒ヽ     ミ彡"
| (:::..、===m==<|::::::゙:゙                  ( ・-;;::: Oh come on. ミ彡)彡''"
|_=|:::. |::. | '    ``゙⌒`゙"''〜-、:;;,_         c(,_uu;;;:::   )  彡,,ノ彡〜''"
 (__)_)              ゙⌒`゙"''〜-、,,         ,,〜''"
                            "⌒''〜"彡⌒''

464 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11268 17:00

(・∀・) Well, that went better than I expected.

(・∀・) ...

(・∀・) Lick my balls, Grandpa.

465 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11268 17:08

( ´ω`) Huh? Is it St. Swiven's Day already?

466 Name: ゼリーさん !smz6IUT2D2 : 1993-09-11268 22:07

        __ 
       / ☣ \
  \ ⊂[〔 (◣◎◢)〕    Forget these gloves, I'll throw them on the floor!
    \/(⌒マ´
    (⌒ヽrヘJつ
      > _)、
      し' \_) ヽヾ\    pow!
            丶
               (つ   (
                   (⌒
              ⌒Y⌒

467 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11269 06:40

( ・ω・) go away parker

468 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11269 09:44

...patient zero of the recent ligma outbreak, Mr. Beady Eyes
of Dokyun, Fourch was painlessly euthanized today by agents
of the Elitist...
 ̄ ̄V ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
 ____      clik     ∧_∧     
/  /   | |       + ◇⊂(・ω・ ヽ Good thing I'm vaxxed.
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||       ./_____//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|       |l─────‐l|'

469 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11269 23:20

    ,,====、===、
   _||______|___||\\ 
  l^|___ \   \\
  || |口|   \ \  ∧_∧
  || |口|     \ \( ・ω・)  I'm afraid that's all we have time for tonight kids!
  || |口|      \ \,つ,,,,つ
  || |口|        \ \つ つ\
  || |口|         \ \   \\
  || |口|          \ \   \\
  ⌒⌒⌒ ::  ''  " ''  .  \|    \|   _______
                         / /_____/
                          ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

    ,,====、===、
   _||______|___||\\
  l^|___ \   \\
  || |口|   \ \   \\
  || |口|     \ \   \\
  || |口|      \ \   \\
  || |口|        \ \   \\
  || |口|         \ \   \\      ∧_∧
  || |口|          \ \   \\ ミ  ( ・ω・)  G'night!
  ⌒⌒⌒ ::  ''  " ''  .  \|    \|  ミ_| ⊃/(____
                         / └-(____/
                          ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

470 Name: ゼリーさん !smz6IUT2D2 : 1993-09-11270 02:52

Up next on 4-ch TV Japan...
      ____    _____     _       _  _____      ___ ___    ___
     / ___ \  / ___  /   /  ヽ     / / /__  __/ [][]  _| || |_ | |
     / /,,∧  / / / /    / /   / /ヽ ヽ    / /    / /      |    _  | |_  レ'~ ̄|
    / /・ω・) / / / /    / /   / / ヽ ヽ   / /     |  |___      ̄|  | / / /   /| |
   / /とノ  / / / /    / /   / /  ヽ ヽ  / /     \__|      |  |  ̄ /  /  | |
   / //   / / / /    / /   / /   ヽ  ヽ/ /                |_|     |__|   \/
  / /____/ / / /___/ /   / /     ヽ   / 
  /_____/  \____ \ / /      ヽ_/ ( ・‐・) 
                   \_ゝ ̄           (ヽ∩∩
 ̄ ̄V ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
 ____      clik     ∧_∧     
/  /   | |       + ◇⊂(・∀・ )ヽ < Guess it's time to change the channel. 
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/| ∧_∧
\_ヽ__||       ./_____// (´ω` )
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|       |l─────‐l|'    ∪∪ )
                             (_(_つ

471 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11270 13:38

  ∧,,∧
 ( ・ω・) Hey everyone, I brought my collection of anime figure cum jars!
 /   つ旦旦旦旦
 しー-J

472 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11270 14:32

 ̄ ̄V ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
 ____      clik     ∧_∧     
/  /   | |       + ◇⊂(・∀・ )ヽ < Okay, what's on PBS?
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/| ∧_∧
\_ヽ__||       ./_____//  (´ω` )

473 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11270 19:24

  ∧,,∧
 ( ・ω・) I have a spare Asuka, so you can take that one on the right if you like.
 /   つ旦旦旦旦
 しー-J

474 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11270 22:01

 ̄ ̄V ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
 ____      clik     ∧_∧     
/  /   | |       + ◇⊂(・∀・ )ヽ < Ugh. Fine. CNN?
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/| ∧_∧
\_ヽ__||       ./_____//  (´ω` )

475 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11270 22:35

  ∧,,∧
 ( ・ω・) Whoops, sorry about your carpet.
 /   つ旦旦旦
 しー-J       .__
           (__()、;.o:。
                 ゚*・:.。

476 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11271 14:49

 ̄ ̄V ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
 ____      clik     ∧_∧     
/  /   | |       + ◇⊂(・∀・ )ヽ < How many channels is this bozo on?
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/| ∧_∧
\_ヽ__||       ./_____//  (´ω` )

477 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11271 14:54

  ∧,,∧
 ( ・ω・) Uh, just ignore that.
 /   つ旦旦旦
 しー-J       .__
           (__()、;.o:。  P... please...
                 ゚*・:.。 kill... me...

478 Name: ゼリーさん !smz6IUT2D2 : 1993-09-11272 09:33

 ____      clik     ∧_∧     
/  /   | |       + ◇⊂(・∀・ )ヽ
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/| ∧_∧
\_ヽ__||       ./_____//  (´ω` ) < Looks like it's always DQNでやれ.

479 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11275 05:30

( ・-・) Can this autistic kid fuck off?

480 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11276 08:35

            /⌒丶         /⌒\
           /´    ヽ       /、   ヽ
           | /    |     /  /    |
       .    |     .|_∧_∧, | ,/ .    |
           |      | ´ω`)ヽ/ ノ    ,|
       .    |     |     |      丿
           ノヽ`   ノヽ      `   /
          /   ,/ソ         \ /
         (       ,/    `´   |
          \   イ  ´         |
           \  ヽ \    八  ノ
             ヽ    ` ー ´人` /
              \     / ´,、ヽノ
             ノ⌒    /      |
            /            ノ_
            | ノ     ヽ    丿 \
         /⌒l |.          /     \
         /  l,丿 ,     ・ω・  Hello everyone! My name is Dickpa.
        |  /  ´      /⌒`l        \
       丿 /   ,     ./   ヽ   ヽ    |
      /  |,   |    /      )\      ヽ
      ヽ ノ    ヽ__,/      . (  _\_     |
      (_)__)|___,/          (__)_)_)ヽ、__/

481 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11276 08:59

( ・-・) Why do you have no dick?

482 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11276 12:34

            /⌒丶         /⌒\
           /´    ヽ       /、   ヽ
           | /    |     /  /    |
       .    |     .|_∧_∧, | ,/ .    |
           |      | ´ω`)ヽ/ ノ    ,|
       .    |     |     |      丿
           ノヽ`   ノヽ      `   /
          /   ,/ソ         \ /
         (       ,/    `´   |
          \   イ  ´         |
           \  ヽ \    八  ノ
             ヽ    ` ー ´人` /
              \     / ´,、ヽノ
             ノ⌒    /      |
            /            ノ_
            | ノ     ヽ    丿 \
         /⌒l |.          /     \
         /  l,丿 ,     ・ω・  Why would a dick have its own dick? That's just silly.
        |  /  ´      /⌒`l        \
       丿 /   ,     ./   ヽ   ヽ    |
      /  |,   |    /      )\      ヽ
      ヽ ノ    ヽ__,/      . (  _\_     |
      (_)__)|___,/          (__)_)_)ヽ、__/

483 Name: ゼリーさん ( ・ω・) !smz6IUT2D2 : 1993-09-11277 04:23

        ( ・-・)
        ∴∵ ∵             ∧,,∧
         ∵∴∵     ____  ( ・ω・) I just Samurai-sliced your head off, Beady Eyes!
                  ヽ    |=と   つ
          (  ∪∪     ̄ ̄ ̄  ノ  ヽ
          と_)_)      ((   し ヽ_つ

484 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11282 11:43

( ・ω・) Okay kids, I need your help!

( ・ω・) Should I go west towards the drawbridge of the castle, or east towards the mysterious dripping noise in the forbidden cave of strangulation?

( ・ω・) Take out the ballot papers from under your seats and vote now!

485 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11282 19:55

(・∀・) Mix together sulfur, charcoal, and saltpeter and place it in a metal tube!

486 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11288 08:21

( ・-・) Yes then attach a gas cooker lighter

( ・-・) Then shove the metal tube into your anus and flip the switch for pleasure

487 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11288 15:15

( ・ω・) Toward the castle it is! Thanks, kids!

( ・ω・) Oh, you two with your write in votes? Security will escort you both to the liquifier shortly. Please do not resist.

488 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11288 21:03

(・∀・) Beady-kun, gunpowder doesn't detonate unless confined. Sticking an unsealed tube filled with it in your ass will probably not have the desired effect!

(・∀・) Now let's go get liquified!

489 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11289 11:54

( ・-・) Fuck you, it would've been awesome.

( ・-・) And get outta my way, I'm getting liquified first!

490 Name: ゼリーさん : 1993-09-11290 02:19

        ( ・-・)
        ∴∵ ∵             ∧,,∧
         ∵∴∵     ____  ( ・ω・) I'll do it again!
                  ヽ    |=と   つ
          (  ∪∪     ̄ ̄ ̄  ノ  ヽ
          と_)_)      ((   し ヽ_つ

491 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11291 10:37

(・∀・) How come no one ever cuts MY head off?

492 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11291 19:05

                                         ∧_∧
                                       ( ・∀・)
                                         YW
                   _     ___ ___________________
       ∧ ∧,〜                              从人
       (`ハ´)⌒ ̄`ヽ                        /    ヽ
       (  ー\  _」_, ' ⌒`ヽ                  | |   | |
        \   、 ( ノ 、ー'⌒`   \                 | |   | |
          \ (_ノ   ) _,-―   、                 U イ ∪
.           /'`    / \                    | || |
.          / /    (   `ヽ、                    | || |
        ≠  / 、     >    _ >                | || |
        ≠   /  \_/〉 ー"_ノ                  (_(__)
.    ∠__ ノ    (_/

493 Name: ゼリーさん ( ・ω・) !smz6IUT2D2 : 1993-09-11303 05:26

( ・ω・) Meet our special guest, Naito Horizon!

       /⌒ヽ
⊂二二二( ^ω^)二⊃
      |    /       Buun!
       ( ヽノ
       ノ>ノ
   三  レレ

494 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11304 10:21

                                         /⌒ヽ
                                      ( ^ω^)
                                        VYW
                   _     ___ ___________________
       ∧ ∧,〜                            人从人
       (`ハ´)⌒ ̄`ヽ                 ⊂二二二     二⊃
       (  ー\  _」_, ' ⌒`ヽ                 |    /
        \   、 ( ノ 、ー'⌒`   \                ( ヽノ
          \ (_ノ   ) _,-―   、                 ノ>ノ
.           /'`    / \                三  レレ
.          / /    (   `ヽ、
        ≠  / 、     >    _ >
        ≠   /  \_/〉 ー"_ノ
.    ∠__ ノ    (_/

495 Name: ゼリーさん !smz6IUT2D2 : 1993-09-11306 02:25

      _人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人_
      >   ゆっくりしていってねお!!!  <
       ̄^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^ ̄

            / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄\
           /          ヽ 
           |   ⌒     ⌒ .|  
           |   (_人_)   |
            ヽ   ヽ _ン    /
            ヽ、       ,/   
            ::::::` ー--─ ´  
             :::::::::::::::::::::;

496 Name: ゼリーさん !smz6IUT2D2 : 1993-09-11306 02:30

            / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄\
           /          ヽ 
           |   ⌒     ⌒ .|  
           |   (_人_)   |
            ヽ   ヽ _ン    /
            ヽ、       ,/   
         ⊂二二二 ー--─ ´二⊃  
               |    /       Buun!
                ( ヽノ
                ノ>ノ
             三  レレ

497 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11306 02:34

( ・-・) Fuck his head reattached. Time to fetch the defensive flamethrower.

498 Name: ゼリーさん !smz6IUT2D2 : 1993-09-11306 02:49


            / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄\
           /          ヽ 
           |   ⌒     ⌒ .|  
           |   (_人_)   |    _人人人人人人人人_
            ヽ   ヽ _ン    /    >   しね!!!  <
            ヽ、       ,/      ̄^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y ̄
              ` ー--─ ´  
              /      )     ドゴォォォ _  /
          ∩  / ,イ 、  ノ/       ―= ̄ `ヽ, _
          | | / / |   ( 〈 ∵. ・(・-・ 〈__ >  ゛ 、_
          | | | |  ヽ  ー=- ̄ ̄=_、  (/ , ´ノ \
          | | | |   `iー__=―_ ;, / / /
          | |ニ(!、)   =_二__ ̄_=;, / / ,'
          ∪     /  /       /  /|  |
               /  /       !、_/ /   〉
              / _/             |_/
              ヽ、_ヽ

499 Name: ゼリーさん !smz6IUT2D2 : 1993-09-11311 08:45

   ノノノノ_
  /  ゚∋゚ヽ
 (二二二二二)
  | | DIZZY| | 
  | | (゚∋゚) .| | 
  | |  [ロ]7 .| |
  | |(ヽ_の)| | ・  ∧,,∧
 〈_____]」 ( ・ω・ ) Who wants to watch me play Dizzy Chicken?
  |   ■|    と、   i
  |___|     しーJ

500 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11311 10:29

( ・-・) 500 get.

501 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11311 15:44

( ・-・) ...

( ・-・) .....

( ・-・) I finally got a get.

502 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11311 16:49

( ・ω・) You left your wallet in El Segundo?

503 Name: ゼリーさん !smz6IUT2D2 : 1993-09-11312 05:51

   ノノノノ_
  /  ゚∋゚ヽ
 (二二二二二)
  | | DIZZY| |
  | | (゚∋゚) .| |
  | |  [ロ]7 .| |
  | |(ヽ_の)| |    |ヽ|ヽ
 〈_____]ヽ (   )
  |   ■|   ・と、   i
  |___|     しーJ

   ノノノノ_
  /  ゚∋゚ヽ
 (二二二二二)
  | | DIZZY| |  MEEEEEEEEEEON!
  | | (゚∋゚) .| |  BABABABABABABABABABABABABABABAGOKBAGOKBAGOK
  | |  [ロ]7 .| |
  | |(ヽ_の)| | ・  |ヽ|ヽ
 〈_____]」 (   )
  |   ■|    と、   i
  |___|     しーJ

504 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11313 00:51

( ・-・) this game sucks and shamelessly advertizing it to kids is the moral equivalent of child abuse

505 Name: ゼリーさん !smz6IUT2D2 : 1993-09-11313 02:34

   ノノノノ_
  /  ゚∋゚ヽ
 (二二二二二)
  | | DIZZY| |  < Yes! You did it! Winner Winner Chicken dinner!"
  | | (゚∋゚) .| | Cock-a-Doodle Doo! Cock-a-Doodle Doo! Cock-a-Doodle Doo!
  | |  [ロ]7 .| | < 2000チケット!
  | |(ヽ_の)| | ・  |ヽ|ヽ
 〈_____]」 n(   )n Yes!!!
  |   ■|    ヽ   ノ
  |___|     しー-つ ))

( ・-・) Now I should play...

   ノノノノ_
  /  ゚∋゚ヽ
 (二二二二二)
  | | DIZZY| | 
  | | (゚∋゚) .| | 
  | |  [ロ]7 .| |
  | |(ヽ_の)| | ・ 
 〈_____]」 (   )
  |   ■|    と、   i
  |___|     しーJ

   ノノノノ_
  /  ゚∋゚ヽ
 (二二二二二)
  | | DIZZY| |
  | | (゚∋゚) .| |
  | |  [ロ]7 .| |
  | |(ヽ_の)| |   
 〈_____]ヽ (   )
  |   ■|   ・と、   i
  |___|     しーJ

   ノノノノ_
  /  ゚∋゚ヽ
 (二二二二二)
  | | DIZZY| |  MEEEEEEEEEEON!
  | | (゚∋゚) .| |  BABABABABABABABABABABABABABABAGOKBAGOKBAGOK
  | |  [ロ]7 .| |
  | |(ヽ_の)| | ・ 
 〈_____]」 (   )
  |   ■|    と、   i
  |___|     しーJ

     ミ
   ノノノ| |
  /  ゚| |∋゚ヽ     ./彡
 (二二 | |二二)    .//
  | | D| ヽ ノノノノ //
  | | (/  (#゚∋゚)/   CRASH!
  | | /    V /
  | ノ__,,./| ・ 
 〈_____]」 (-・; ) I'm screwed now...
  |   ■|    と、   i
  |___|     しーJ

506 Name: ゼリーさん !smz6IUT2D2 : 1993-09-11323 19:15

NEWS: Beady has been killed by Kukkuru's rampage who bursted out of the Dizzy Chicken game!
 ̄ ̄V ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
 ____      clik     ∧_∧     
/  /   | |       + ◇⊂(・∀・ )ヽ < Unbeliveable!
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/| ∧_∧
\_ヽ__||       ./_____//  (´ω` )

507 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11323 21:28

( ・-・) Remember when this thread wasn't just one 17 year old talking to himself?

508 Name: ゼリーさん !smz6IUT2D2 : 1993-09-11323 22:10

( ・ω・) Yeah, good times.

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