( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.
( ・-・) 400ge- oh, you fuckknuckle.
( ・ω・) you know your never getting your show back after those public indecency charges? Your lucky you can even work here even though we made you do it
( ・-・) At least I know how to use apostrophes.
( ・ω・) 凸 Hi Beady!
( ・ω・) Bye Beady!
( ・ω・) .....
( ・ω・) He'll be back. He always comes back.
--as extremely fat women with funny hair colors stood in
a public park and screamed briefly, then collapsed exhau-
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＿＿＿＿ clik ∧＿∧
/ / | | + ◇⊂（・ω・ ヽ hate the news...
l 二 | | | ／ ￣￣旦￣￣／|
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／ ＿＿ ノ:／
| ノ￣￣￣￣ |＿ノ＿_／￣ ＜ Clonepa, Is nothing good on?
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＼＿／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣ 乂:::::::::A:::::::::::::::| What have I become?
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| ノ￣￣￣￣ |＿/ /´ ヽ 乂ﾄ､i!:::|
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( ´ω`) Junior, be a good boy and chop his head off and bury him in pig flesh before he comes back to life, will you?
( ´ω`) I raped a bisexual ape today for throat cancer related issues maybe beadychan needs to crawl up my anal canal to test for AIDS related tissue damage?
( ´ω`) I'll be gentle I promise.
／ヽ /＼
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＼＿／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣ ）::::ノ o O ( Really, Beady Eyes? )
／ ＿＿ ノ:／
| ノ￣￣￣￣ ヽ＿_／￣
＼＿∧＿./￣￣ｌヽ￣￣＼／|￣￣|＿＿
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( ・ω・) we need to call in close air support on that AIDS infested old folks home
( ・-・) Clonepa must kill Grandpa. Its the only way. The old must die so a new world can be born.
( ´ω`) Unfortunately, death isn't permanent here.
( ´ω`) We are doomed to relive this life over and over
( ´ω`) Until the last of the six people who post on 4ch die.
( ´ω`) Our suffering is amusing to them. Our cries of pain are met with everything from knowing chuckles to joyous laughter.
( ´ω`) Any post now, they'll revive Beady Eyes to maximize our suffering.
( ・-・) What the hell are you talking about?
( ・-・) Have you taken your pills even once, you schizo sundowner?
( ´ﾟωﾟ`) I'm FUCKING INVINCIBLE!!!!
( ´ﾟωﾟ`) If I see any ASCII art characters, I'll be sure to tell 'em!
(・∀・) Hey Grandpa, what are you getting your parents for Christmas
( ・-・) I provided the "Bill Cosby pill" for his 2018 interview with Hillary Clinton.
∧,,∧
( ・ω・) Hey everyone, I MADE TEA!!!
/ つ旦旦旦旦
しー-Ｊ ￣￣￣￣
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(´ ｀ヽ、 __
⊂,_と（ ）⊃ （__(）､;.o：。
Ｖ Ｖ ﾟ*･:.｡
(・∀・) Grandpa, are we all just phantoms in Clonepa's final fever dream as he takes his rattling last breath before dying of ligma?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) We had ligma at Olive Garden last week!
( ´ω`) Oh right, Ligmatosis. I will have you knowses my toeses is roses. And on dis day ye will know de smell of de feet.
（ ・-・）I’m still waiting… it’s been 126 days. There isn’t even any food left in my fridge, just body parts.
(・∀・) Well, that went better than I expected.
(・∀・) ...
(・∀・) Lick my balls, Grandpa.
( ´ω`) Huh? Is it St. Swiven's Day already?
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／ ☣ ＼
＼ ⊂[〔 （◣◎◢）〕 Forget these gloves, I'll throw them on the floor!
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し' ＼_） ヽヾ＼ pow!
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( ・ω・) go away parker
Up next on 4-ch TV Japan...
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/＿＿＿＿＿/ ＼＿＿＿＿ ＼ / / ヽ＿/ （ ・‐・）
＼＿ゝ￣ （ヽ∩∩
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＿＿＿＿ clik ∧＿∧
/ / | | + ◇⊂（・∀・ ）ヽ ＜ Guess it's time to change the channel.
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＿＿＿＿ clik ∧＿∧
/ / | | + ◇⊂（・∀・ ）ヽ ＜ Okay, what's on PBS?
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＼＿ヽ_＿|| .／＿＿＿＿＿／／ （´ω` ）
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＿＿＿＿ clik ∧＿∧
/ / | | + ◇⊂（・∀・ ）ヽ ＜ Ugh. Fine. CNN?
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＼＿ヽ_＿|| .／＿＿＿＿＿／／ （´ω` ）
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＿＿＿＿ clik ∧＿∧
/ / | | + ◇⊂（・∀・ ）ヽ ＜ How many channels is this bozo on?
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＼＿ヽ_＿|| .／＿＿＿＿＿／／ （´ω` ）
( ・-・) Can this autistic kid fuck off?
( ・-・) Why do you have no dick?
(・∀・) Mix together sulfur, charcoal, and saltpeter and place it in a metal tube!
( ・-・) Yes then attach a gas cooker lighter
( ・-・) Then shove the metal tube into your anus and flip the switch for pleasure
( ・ω・) Toward the castle it is! Thanks, kids!
( ・ω・) Oh, you two with your write in votes? Security will escort you both to the liquifier shortly. Please do not resist.
(・∀・) Beady-kun, gunpowder doesn't detonate unless confined. Sticking an unsealed tube filled with it in your ass will probably not have the desired effect!
(・∀・) Now let's go get liquified!
( ・-・)
∴∵ ∵ ∧,,∧
∵∴∵ ＿＿＿_ ( ・ω・) I'll do it again!
ヽ |=と つ
( ∪∪ ￣￣￣ ﾉ ヽ
と＿)＿) (( し ヽ＿つ
( ・ω・) Meet our special guest, Naito Horizon!
／⌒ヽ
⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二⊃
| / Buun!
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＞ ゆっくりしていってねお！！！ ＜
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( ・-・) Fuck his head reattached. Time to fetch the defensive flamethrower.